Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 08/02/2026There’s a third team on the pitch at the emirates 🐦👀 #wsl #arsmci 010
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Then came the sentence, the one that will echo forever. Not difficult. Not reversible. Not something they could escalate. Simply not possible. 000
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 31/10/2025There was long typing. A longer sigh. "I'm putting you on hold", he muttered. By the fifth minute, I was already in a trance-like state from ASDA hold music, a ten second loop of elevator jazz that has now carved itself into my skull. I will hear it when I sleep. I will hear it when I die. 100
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 31/10/2025After battling the automated phone maze, I reached a man who simply could not accept that I was not an ASDA customer. “You do not have an order number?” he said. “That is because the orders are not mine,” I replied, already feeling my sanity thin. “I am not Emma. I have never been Emma.” 100
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 31/10/2025They always hung up sounding unconvinced, as if I were pretending I did not want my own delivery. Today was the breaking point. Emma tried to reset her password five times in a row, and each time my phone buzzed with another ASDA text with her verification code. Finally, desperate, I called ASDA. 100
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 31/10/2025It started with the small things. Notifications announcing grocery orders that were not mine, messages asking if I was happy with substitutions for frozen peas, angry delivery drivers calling me because I (she) wasn't answering the door. I tried explaining. 100
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 31/10/2025For the last three years, I have been unwillingly and irreversibly entangled in the grocery shopping habits of a woman in Milton Keynes named Emma, who made one fatal mistake: she accidentally put my phone number on her ASDA groceries account. And so the haunting began. 100
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 07/07/2025The last few weeks have felt living in some mad parallel universe. The club bus drove past the protest every home game. They can’t pretend they didn’t know the strength of feeling. Mind boggling. 000
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Mega props to @arseblog.com and @jmcnik.bsky.social for tackling the Partey situation head on where other podcasts have chickened out and hidden behind ‘legal proceedings’. open.spotify.com/episode/79PE...open.spotify.comArsecast Extra Episode 647 - 07.07.2025Arseblog Arsecast, The Arsenal Podcast · Episode 110
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Sorry but getting wound up about imaginary scenarios where predatory men are pretending to be trans to access women’s football is far worse whataboutery than being angry that footballing bodies do nothing when confronted with real life accusations of violence against women 020
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 01/05/2025the FA/PL/ clubs consistently deploy finger pointing at each other to evade policy decisions. (FA/PL: 'a player's accused of SA? that's a club matter'. Clubs: 'that's a matter for football bodies'). It's maddening that they can act on this non-issue abt trans people and not on actual serious stuff. 030
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 01/05/2025That convo is too nuanced to talk about on Bluesky. My point is it’s a dire to ban an entire community of people (who statistically pose no risk to women) on ‘safety’ grounds while having crap safeguarding policies for instances when individual players are accused of actually harming women. 250
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 01/05/2025www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukCPS given file over Premier League footballer rape claimsThe prosecution service will make a charging decision after being handed an evidence file by police. 010
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 01/05/2025oh totally – my comment is more that it's a sad state of affairs and demonstrates a complete lack of perspective in society atm 010
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 01/05/2025...and yet the are players in the men's premier league who have been accused of sexually assaulting multiple women and continue to play every week, and the FA has nought to say. this has nothing to do with 'protecting women'. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukCPS given file over Premier League footballer rape claimsThe prosecution service will make a charging decision after being handed an evidence file by police. 428780
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 01/05/2025sorry but it's absolutely nuts that the FA can act so quickly to ban trans women from football on the grounds of 'safety', while at the same time have absolutely nothing to say about suspending players who have been accused of *actually sexually assaulting* women. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...bbc.co.ukFA says transgender women cannot compete in women's football from 1 JuneTransgender women will no longer be able to play in women's football in England following a policy change from the Football Association. 23911
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Have been listening to this solidly since I saw this post - thank you for reminding me this song exists ❤️ 000
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 10/04/2025well they do they do say that arsenal need to be a bit more clinical in front of goal 😅 030
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I got this one too 😂 he looks like Luigi Mangione and Mikel Arteta's love child 010
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 09/04/2025still high as a kite after an absolutely magical #ucl evening. So lucky to have been there 🥹 #arsenal 010
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I feel obliged to warn you that ‘just a taster course’ is a very slippery slope 🤣 Look forward to seeing you on the throwdown next year x 010
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 04/03/2025when you work for an AI startup in shoreditch but end up in broadgate circus for post work drinks #PSVARS 010
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 01/03/2025You can have your cake! I (re)upholstered a 1970s Kukkapuro chair and it’s the absolute best. Comfy and stylish 👍 010
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 24/02/2025hahaha wait you've been to The Creamery? how did I not know this?! 010
Reposted by HannahArsenal Supporters Against Sexual Violence @afc-soasv.bsky.social · 14/02/2025🗣️📢 Calling all matchday Gooners! Join us outside Emirates Stadium on February 22nd from 1pm. Make your voice heard in calling for accountability, transparency, and a commitment to safeguarding within the sport. Stand with us against sexual violence in football! 02621
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 10/02/2025When you say The Tiger, please tell me it’s this masterpiece 100
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025reminds me a lot of this Brandon Flowers track that also slaps open.spotify.com/track/7GnMWJ...open.spotify.comBetween Me And YouBrandon Flowers · The Desired Effect · Song · 2015 000
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Can't stop listening to @shura.gg's new track, Recognise. No idea how to describe it, but the bass is absolutely 10/10 👌 open.spotify.com/track/6jmobi...open.spotify.comRecogniseShura · Recognise · Song · 2025 110
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 26/01/2025“You’re a centrist dad if you like green quality streets” etc. Everyone is obsessed with reducing everyone down to/being a member of one camp or the other and it’s tiresome. 151
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 26/01/2025This is great! I wonder if the rise of cultural tribalism has something to do with what you describe here - ie people having to pick a side on everything as an outward marker to the world of their identify. Which leads to mad shit like ‘eating a sandwich that isn’t ham and mustard is woke’. 220
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 21/01/2025loving the bergkamp nostalgia on the pod @amylawrence.bsky.social ❤️ I got to meet him at Highbury when I was 10. He mistook me for a boy- patted me on the head saying ‘there’s a good lad’ - and I was so pissed at him for this very innocent mistake I cancelled my plans to have his name on my shirt 🤣 010
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Every time he pulls this shit I think I couldn’t think any less of him and yet 000
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Because all the squash stays at the top so it’s not a true reflection of the strength anyway! I’m such a squash loser 🤣 010
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 17/01/2025But then it’s really strong at the top and really weak at the bottom?!? 100
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 17/01/2025So many football tv and podcast ads are toe-curlingly cringe when they try to tap into football culture and are clearly written by people who don't get the history and memes. This ad is a gem! Bravo, google #arsenal #spurs www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQv...youtube.comSwitch like Sol | Google Pixel 9YouTube video by Made by Google 010
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 17/01/2025thought Leanne was cool until I saw her adding squash AFTER she'd put the water in her glass. truly toxic behaviour. #thetraitors #traitors 210
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 16/01/2025‘90 pulsating minutes’ - pundits can you just not, thanks x 000
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Mentally preparing myself for all the players I love coming out in solidarity with him 🤮 000
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 01/01/2025He coughed and spluttered his way through the post match interview against Ipswich so I’m guessing a cold 000
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 21/12/2024#Arsenal third kit curse broken and thank goodness for that 💜💙 140
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I’m still on threads and my whole feed is just people telling health insurance nightmare story after story. It really seems to have created some sort of ‘moment’ (probably helped by the dishy shooter and the Monopoly money hijinks too) 010
Hannah @hanstacey.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I’ve been thinking about this a lot today - even Ben Shapiro’s crowd turned on him for saying people shouldn’t celebrate. it really seems to have hit an American nerve re:healthcare that’s bigger than this one ceo fella and created a bit of a Robin Hood of the shooter. 110
