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@hanselblimp.bsky.social
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 8h
I can definitely eat more than an elephant 🫃🏻😈😉
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This belly always requires rubs 😉🫃🏻😈
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Haven’t actually seen my toes standing up in about 10 pounds…🫣🐷😈
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
140-247 pounds 🐷🫃🏻
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How about a 2 for 1 offer 🐷😉😏
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can someone pass the pie? 🐷😈🫣
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Always good when you impress a feeder with how much you’ve eaten and you are still going back for more 🐷🐷
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A massage makes the orb bigger, it’s a known fact! 🐷😁🎈
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So fat can’t even fit on the screen properly anymore 🤣😈🐷
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Bwooomph 🐷🎈
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The trainer used expansion, it was super effective 🐷😏🫣
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Someone should tell him to stop eating chocolate…🐷😏😉
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Want to have a feel 🐷😉😈
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
140-240 lbs Today officially marks 100 pounds gained, I’d like to thank everyone who has been on this journey with me, it has truly been an adventure watching myself swell like a balloon and I’ve met so many great people because of this community so thank you all for sticking around 🐷😉😁
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’m very warm but I can still stuff myself like a champ! 😏🐷😈
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Eating as much as an elephant eats! 🐷😈🫣
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
So turns out when I walk I waddle now 🤣🐷🫣
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Stuffed myself with two takeouts today, can you tell?
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I think I can see a muscle…😈🐷🎈
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Have you ever heard about the jock who got fat 😉🐷😈
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
140-231 pounds 🐷😈😏
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
When the blimp thought he was fat vs now 🎈🐷😏
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Can you feel a breeze? 🐷😉🫣
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Well I don’t think the t-shirt is lying…😉😈
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I do study at university…I promise 😈🤣😉
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Fun fact, I was going to use two photos as a collage but my belly is so round it wouldn’t fit in the frame 🐷😁🎈
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Oompa Loompa doobidy doo…😈😁🐷
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A year of going from chub to balloon 😈🐷😁
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Used to have a six pack, now I’ve got a balloon 🎈🐷😉
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Got so round today I couldn’t stand up after lunch and felt like a balloon 🫣🐷🎈
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Always make sure to make your jocks balloon when they reach university 🐷😈😏
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
🎶Eating as much as an elephant eats🎶
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
He thought making fun of the Balloon God was harmless, now he can’t see his toes! 😈🎈🫣
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
In just two years this jock ate himself into a balloon, why don’t we try blimp next? 😉🐷😈
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Pop goes the piggy 🐷😉
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Get you some friends who appreciate how round you are getting! 😉🐷
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Weighing around 225 pounds now, how about we make it 250 before summer 🐷😏
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Keep forgetting 85 pounds really makes you look different
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
March 2024 - March 2026; think I’ve picked up the fork way too much! 🤣🐷
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Blowing up like a balloon, fancy me a tad rounder? 😉😏🎈
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Got called a ‘fat Duncan the Tall’ today so I call that an achievement in itself 🐷😈😏
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Make this ex-jock waddle in public for being so greedy 😉🐷😈
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
University certainly expands horizons 😉🐷
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
New jeans already close to popping open! 😅🐷
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
🎵What do you get when you guzzle down sweets🎵
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Could be two different people now 🐷🫣🎈
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Just blowing up like a balloon! 🎈😉🐷
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
New update, can’t fit in instagram frames fully anymore so that’s fun! 🐷😆😉
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hanselblimp.bsky.social @hanselblimp.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Life has been good and fattening! 🐷😏😉
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