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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If your politics are hating Jews or hating Palestinians, we have nothing in common. Caring about people isn’t a zero sum game.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You have to be a total dummy & a fascist if you think Americans want to watch state run media. GTFO.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Every single person who gets infected with measles and/or dies should have their medical/funeral bills sent to Dummy Jr. He broke it, he owns it.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Will someone please explain contrails to Dummy Jr

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

In memoriam 25 years ago of being pulled from the wreckage on 9/11 by two big strong firefighters who said “hey, we gotta get out of here,” I’m changing my name to Hans America

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I know y’all already know this but Jake Lang isn’t very smart

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Instead of lecturing folks on vaccines, Golden Dummy should stick to what he knows about; hiding in catering carts, farting himself awake during cabinet meetings and making everything way more expensive.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Some days you master songs, other days they master you.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

There's always going to be one person who writes a posthumous Substack about that one time you were an asshole to them — proof, apparently, that no one should ever say nice things about you or grieve you. Or maybe that person is the asshole.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Been thinking about all the fun stuff I missed out on when I was younger because I thought it was uncool (namely music). So dumb. Getting older has its drawbacks but growing up doesn't.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Real talk; It’s always the biggest cry babies blubbering on about “alpha” this and “real men” that. I’d respect you more if you just wore a dress and stfu.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Pete Hegseth is the poster child for testerone deficiency, among other things…

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I just got off the phone with Lindsey Graham and he said he was fine.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The Islamic Republic of Japan would be a good band name or album title -if you want to be forever associated with a moron.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I just got off a phone call with Mitch McConnell and we discussed your album and how it could have sounded better

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy 4th! I wonder what the Trump Epstein files are doing today.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now but BLLALLALALLLALLLALLALLLALALLALALALALA-ICANTHEARYOU!

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

AI Mastering is the new gated reverb of the 2020s

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

If there’s one thing painfully obvious about the world, it’s that you have very little control over it. But you can control how you feel about it and how you treat people—and that makes a lot more difference than you’d think

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Should be popular opinion: While not ostensibly a movie about music, Grosse Pointe Blank is a better music movie and provably better than High Fidelity in every way. Fight me.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Food for thought; not everyone you dislike is crazy or a narcissist. Besides, they all have one thing in common: you. Ruminate on that, beyotch.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Happy Father’s Day! I know a lot of women who deserve that acknowledgement as well.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Today is a good day to do that thing you’ve been putting off. You know, like the 25th amendment.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

All the money and AI in the world; you’re nothing without people.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I’m ready for the 25th amendment (or really any rule of law) whenever you are. Have a good weekend peeps!

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

We lost a war we didn’t need to start and it only cost us 380 billion dollars (incl the “peace deal” rebuilding Iran), 13 lives, over 420 wounded & all of our military bases in that region destroyed. Not to mention a new “fee” to use Strait of Hormuz. Nice job MAGA! You make losing look effortless!

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Let’s normalize not normalizing everything. Starting with audio…

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

"Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens—The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away." -John Steinbeck

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Facts: you know someone’s been in a band if they keep boxes of sharpies around.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” -Sharon Begley re: Carl Sagan

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

“Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us, or we find it not.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Vaccines Save Lives! “Saying "I didn't vaccinate because I have an immune system" is like saying "I didn't go to school because I have a brain". And it shows.”

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Spencer Pratt. Hahhahahahaha Gotta give him credit though. Dare to dream.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

If you’re not super f-ing pissed, you’re not paying attention #grifters #fdt #maga

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Chad Bianco seems like the definition of the word choad.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Nothing describes this administration better than the saying “snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.”

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The amount of horseshit masquerading as news and advice on social media is overwhelming and disheartening. No wonder everybody’s miserable and not getting laid ;)

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I’ve said this before but it bears repeating that I view mastering like working on puzzles, only the pieces are frequencies and there’s zero chance of losing any of those under grandma’s table.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

It’s another beautiful day in this Armageddon hell hole we call Southern California. Seriously, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the misery of constant sunshine, 70 F (21 for you Celsiusians) & lots of open minds. The worst!

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I have a general life philosophy that's dumb as rocks but works every time: if it's not f@ck yes, it's f@ck no.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Spencer Pratt seems like a guy who's qualified to drive me around in a golf cart.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

As I get older, I’m continuously shocked and infuriated by unprofessional professionals — in this case, medical professionals who’ve taken an oath to do no harm, which I believe extends to emotional harm as well as physical.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Lens flares and light anomalies don’t distract me from PDFiles. I’m funny like that. Where are the Trump-Epstein files?

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

It always amazes me how much of a difference just switching the order of a signal chain can make to the sound and balance of a mix or master.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

It's rad when you find that combination of secret sauce that works on an album and just makes the whole thing yum.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

If anybody needs help looksmaxing, I have a sledge hammer and a sense of humor

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I keep wondering what my Iranian friends think about Trump's warning today that a 'whole civilization will die' if the Iranian regime doesn't open the Strait. It no longer sounds like anyone in the admin ever cared about the Iranian people to begin with - & now they've become targets of both sides.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I’ve never threatened anyone with a war crime on Easter but I hear that’s the Christian thing to do these days. You guys are getting wild.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Turns out the art of the deal is neither.

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Hans DeKline @hansdekline.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

All the folks I know that are great at something do it everyday, rain, sleet, or snow whether anybody cares or not -and they've been showing up and doing it their whole lives. So whatever you're doing, if you enjoy it, don't stop. You are already winning. Most people give up by lunch.

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