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Martian

@hanosmith.com
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Over-opinionated millennial music guy. Britney Spears apologist. Former unofficial member of Spice Girls.

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Martian @hanosmith.com · 21/07/2026
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 15/04/2026
Fuck all the way off with this bullshit. $1.72???? 😂😂😂
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 10/10/2025
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 27/08/2025
Welcome back
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 14/08/2025
The last iOS developer update force-matched some of the imported songs from my music library. I’ve been listening to shitty web rips of “Endlessly” by Duffy and “Because I Love It” by Amerie for years, because I lost my old CD case. I updated overnight and today they’re both saying “Lossless.”
Screenshot of Apple Music, showing options to play tracks from her album “Because I Love It”, or the album itself. The quality level is listed as Apple Lossless.
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 14/08/2025
She might be eating a little.
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 03/08/2025
#nowspinning Ungodly Hour by Chloe x Halle
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 30/07/2025
Rebranding the nosebleeds to “production view seats” is WILD
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 11/07/2025
Lazy boy Honeycomb
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 09/07/2025
Had to rearrange my little plant section because the Foxtail really wants that little bit of elevation… 🤷🏾‍♂️ #vinylsky #plantsky
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 05/07/2025
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 04/07/2025
Why is this text blue in Messages?
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 03/07/2025
This is insanity. Burn Ticketmaster to the ground.
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 24/06/2025
Turn 35 today, which is honestly ridiculous. #cowboycartertour
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 11/06/2025
Oh shit. You know what… that’s tea.
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 09/06/2025
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 05/06/2025
Honeycomb says “Hey!”
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 04/06/2025
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 03/06/2025
#nowspinning 1991 by Azealia Banks
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 03/06/2025
Closest I can get to a rainbow with covers… Happy Pride Month 😅 #nowspinning #vinylsky #musicsky #vinylrecords #nowplaying
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 02/06/2025
Mel B aka Scary Spice aka Blazin’ Bad Zula
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 29/05/2025
Good morning Bambiliniana.
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 26/05/2025
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 21/05/2025
Klanye’s album leaked. Have yall see the cover and tracklist? I’m sorry, but he’s making a great case for conservatorships.
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 19/05/2025
It’s funny cause Doechii is being called a plant, as well as branded as difficult and rude to her employees. Meanwhile this guy is a felonious alcoholic with a history of saying the n-word causally, but he’s basically the only artist competing with Taylor Swift’s success.
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 18/05/2025
Dang, I didn’t even realized this happened until I saw people talking about it. I was so proud of what was happening on stage I didn’t even notice.
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 17/05/2025
oh???
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 16/05/2025
#cowboycarterworldtour
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 15/05/2025
I’d like to see them in the Reading Challenge.
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 14/05/2025
The devil is busy today cause why is my braider doing this the day before Beyoncé?
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 14/05/2025
The only time she ever served and it was just to drag Katy Perry.
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 12/05/2025
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 11/05/2025
Baby’s first god pack 😭
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 08/05/2025
I cannot breathe 😭😭
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 08/05/2025
omg
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 06/05/2025
#nowspinning Empathogen by Willow
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 06/05/2025
This one’s not for me dawg
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 06/05/2025
The writing on “That Girl” is kind of insane. The whole second verse is giving Tom Aspaul-Minaj-Thee Stallion. Has anyone ever used “Archipelago” in a rap before? @tomaspaul.bsky.social
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 06/05/2025
Meanwhile I want her to show up like this
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 06/05/2025
I AI’d Britney Spears sketches for the Met Gala because she’s probably never going to do anything fun again and just let me live. They’re terrible btw. Designers your jobs are safe.
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 06/05/2025
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 05/05/2025
Lmfao pleaasseee
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 05/05/2025
If you see this, post a sword. #adventuretime
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 04/05/2025
#dragracelive BrittleKnee Spears playing with knives
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 04/05/2025
The show went off the rails and it was so fucking funny. #dragracelive
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 04/05/2025
#dragracelive Kahanna Montrese ate the girls up.
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 03/05/2025
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 02/05/2025
Don’t ask me why I’m dressed like “teen angst”
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 02/05/2025
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Martian @hanosmith.com · 01/05/2025
Never growing up
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