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Chris Hanney

@hanney.bsky.social
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Building games, listening to records, eating cheese 🧀 Currently: Curiosmos 🪐Gameplainer 💾 Previously: Starship Home 🚀, Shredders 🏂 and Space Pirate Trainer 👾

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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I had to import every steam review *ever* to make this work, but now Gameplainer shows how many reviews each of your forum posters has made - making it super super simple to identify serial reviewers (and quickly see who owns your game reviews a bunch, but hasn't reviewed your yet)
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Gameplainer monitors Steam reviews for changes, and as of today also detects refunded reviews! ... but a whole bunch of reviews just blew straight past the 2 hour return window 🤯 what is going on!?
A game refunded after 37.4 hours playtime.

Also how can you refund something you *liked* who are these people107.6 hours
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Rogue Eclipse is so good that it *manifested an actual eclipse* just as a launch beat 🌚🤝🌞 Do yourself (and the moon) a favour and pick up Rogue Eclipse *now* (and throw in a positive review)
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
GTA but boiled down to iPad jetpack-joyride aesthetic, I accidentally lost an hour or four to Truck-kun over the weekend, and you should too! Another slam dunk from Strange Scaffold 🏆😍💜
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Mcdoogleh - ROGUE ECLIPSE OFFICIALLY OUT NOW!!! @mcdoogleh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ZOOM ZOOM PEW PEW IS BACK ON THE MENU FOLKS - I'M HAPPY TO REPORT WE'RE (mA) (AH) LOCKED IN FOR AUGUST 14TH 12 PM BST! PLEASE SHARE OUR UPDATED TRAILER FAR AND WIDE! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR PATIENCE! bit.ly/4bRLumD 🥳😎🚀💥💥💥 #wishlistwednesday #gaming #indiegames #gamedev #solareclipse
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Mcdoogleh - ROGUE ECLIPSE OFFICIALLY OUT NOW!!! @mcdoogleh.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hey #ScreenshotSaturday ! Get ready to boost, blast and burn your way through Rogue Eclipse on August 7th! 🕹 Tight Flight Controls 💥 Merciless Armadas to Blast Through 👾 Epic Boss Fights to Overcome 🚀 A Roguelike Campaign ☪ An Arabesque Futurism inspired Cosmos bit.ly/4bRLumD #gamedev #gaming
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I finally started my Gameplainer BlueSky account. I’ll be posting updates about the ever growing tool there from now on. Big updates this month, TikTok is now supported, some new Steam review graphs and plenty of Steam Forum tools. Follow along, or sign up to Gameplainer if you’ve got a game 🤗
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Mcdoogleh - ROGUE ECLIPSE OFFICIALLY OUT NOW!!! @mcdoogleh.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Epic. Spaceflight. Action. Roguelike. This is Rogue Eclipse, launching NEXT MONTH ON AUGUST 7th! 🕹 Arcade Flight Controls 💥 Merciless Armadas to Blast Through 👾 Epic Boss Fights to Overcome 🚀 A Story that unfolds over roguelike campaign Wishlist Here! bit.ly/4bRLumD #gaming #indiegames #gamedev
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
hey the phone is for you
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Not only best weird sci-fi narrative, perfectly voiced and incredibly drawn, but also THE best use of controller with point-n-click I’ve ever seen. The Drifter is a must play.
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Steam Next Fest was back and more impossible than ever, with 30% more new demos available than the June '25 edition. Here's a breakdown of the demos added over the years, with a breakdown of when they were added to Steam in relation to each next fest (3,2, 1 week before hand, or on launch day)
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Robin-Yann Storm @rystorm.com · 03/06/2026
Seeing a talk by @hanney.bsky.social right now, about Steam reviewers. Using data to debunk many common misconceptions. For example, asking folks on Twitter or Bluesky to please review your game, doesn’t work. Instead, focus on the folks who already review many games!
Chris and JC on stage with the title slide Steam Serial ReviewersI built a platform that crawled...
187,604,251
Steam reviews.
Here's the deal.Most Steam reviewers are tourists.
52%
wrote one review.
Ever.
They came, they posted, they left.
They are not going to review your game, so stop optimising for them.
28,965,876 of 55,408,923 reviewers wrote exactly one review.The other half is who you want.
13%
of all reviewers...
(~7.2 million people, globally)
→
55%
...wrote 55% of all reviews.
(103.6M of 187.6M reviews)
The regulars (not the tourists) write your store page
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Rasheed Abueideh - Now crowdfunding Dreams on a Pillow 🍉 @rasheedabueideh.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
We can get 2K boost from launchgood If we get ~800usd in the next 2 hours Please help us achieve that Launchgood.com/1948
launchgood.com
“Dreams on a Pillow” is in development - Help Us Tell The Full Story | LaunchGood | LaunchGood
Development of the stealth adventure game about the Nakba is underway. New game trailer headlines a final crowdfunding push for remaining budget until release.
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Yesterday Don Hertzfeldt uploaded a HD version of his 2001 short film “Rejected” Bookmark and rewatch foreverrrr m.youtube.com/watch?v=UU_m...
m.youtube.com
REJECTED by DON HERTZFELDT
YouTube video by don hertzfeldt
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Jake Birkett - Veteran Indie @greyalien.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Happy National Solitaire Day! To celebrate we have just updated Forbidden Solitaire with a New Game+ difficulty mode, which is balanced for players who own all gems+jokers and features harder puzzle and combat levels. Enjoy! store.steampowered.com/app/3414580/...
store.steampowered.com
Forbidden Solitaire on Steam
Forbidden Solitaire is a card-slashing horror game about unearthing the contents of a cryptic 1995 CD-ROM that should have never existed. From the creators of Ancient Enemy and Home Safety Hotline.
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
SLIDES TIME
Gamescom '26 - slide 1 of too many
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I’m doing a free little talk on preparing for Gamescom in an hour with some Belgian legends. It’s on teams but I swear it’ll be good. Come say hello! events.teams.microsoft.com/event/4fb7f3...
“Prepare for Gamescom 2026” what a flyer how can you say no
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Rasheed Abueideh - Now crowdfunding Dreams on a Pillow 🍉 @rasheedabueideh.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’m NOT excited and I’m NOT thrilled. I’m honestly scared to share this, but I’m not a coward. I have to show you what you helped us create. None of this would have been possible without your help, and we can’t finish it without your support www.launchgood.com/1948 youtu.be/D4qh1FAPEUo
youtu.be
Dreams on a Pillow - Official Gameplay First Look
YouTube video by Rasheed Abueideh
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Play stealth crossword and maybe you too can become king of europe 🙏 computerjames.itch.io/stealth-cw
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Every Monday I start writing a blog post about the top 5 reviewed new releases, and every Thursday night I'm still retooling the new feature on Gameplainer to help explain wtf happened. This weeks rabbit hole included analysing nearly 7000 posts on the Mixtape forums for toxicity 🧵
The Mixed Tape Steam forums marked for toxicity.. it was a WILD weekend
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Forbidden Solitaire is a *classic* Easily the highlight of the last few weeks of games, and if it wasn't for my 20-years-delayed play through of Shadow of the Colossus, last few months. The moment @writnelson.bsky.social chimed in a voiced character shouldn't have shocked me the way it did 👏
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Steam Review Review timeeeee! Every Thursday I go through the top 5 reviewed new releases of the past week with Gameplainer.com's review and forum tools to try and a) make sure the thing works b) look for ways to make it better for users of the site c) ✨make snazzy new graphs 📈✨ Thread time🧵
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The weekly Steam report is a couple of days late this week.. I ended up doing a full rewrite of the Gameplainer forum monitor halfway through. It now runs way faster, and so my poor lil server can have a slightly calmer weekend! 😅 This week was all about the demos!
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Henry Driver @henrydriver.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
ICYMI - my game Treeplanter is OUT NOW! 1 copy sold = 1 tree planted IRL🌲 No timers, challenges or pressure. Just building beautiful woodlands that change with the seasons and time of day you choose 💚
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Steam UX gripe: Every time I start a game that requires a controller this modal window pops up - which I appreciate as it's a reminder that the game *needs* a controller; ~ 𝒽𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 ~ you can't close the prompt with a controller, it needs a *mouse* 🫠 🎮
Steams's reminder that the game you've just started needs a controller can't be dismissed with a controller button press, and requires a mouse
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
as part of building Gameplainer I downloaded all of the steam reviews. This one is officially the "most played after leaving a negative review" They replied to their own review 11 years ago. in the past two weeks they haven't played the game for nine whole hours. What even is a steam review
KillerKoala has played Marvel Puzzle Quest for 327.8 hrs last two weeks / 100,395.0 hrs on record (1,531.2 hrs at review time)
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Happy Volcano @happyvolcano.com · 02/04/2026
🥳Modulus is OUT NOW🥳 Build, optimise, and bring your creativity to life on the factory floor! Watch the launch trailer and start building today. Buy now: store.steampowered.com/app/2779120/...
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Mcdoogleh - ROGUE ECLIPSE OFFICIALLY OUT NOW!!! @mcdoogleh.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Presenting 'Qitta', the fastest dang ship in the entire galaxy 😎🚀💥 As we know cat ears make the ship go zoom zoom pew pew faster. (Wishlist Rogue Eclipse here plz: bit.ly/4bRLumD ) #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames #gaming
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Gameplainer weekly review time ding ding - big ol' breakdown of the reviews that came in for the 800 or so games released last week. Reviews went down from 75k last week to just *ten thousand* this week.. carnage of a Spring sale! Thread timeeeee 🧵
Top three reviewed games this week - Life Is Strange: Reunion (1585 reviews), Eastern Era (671) and AI Limit DLC (626)
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Gameplainer review data time! Crimson Desert pulled nearly 60% of all Steam reviews tracked this week. its developer replied to zero forum threads... then came the ai art scandal 😬 🧵let's dive into a lil thread!
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Weekly steam report is up for march 8-15 this week's story isn't the scores, it's the forums. a thread 🧵
John Carpenter's Toxic Commando takes top place with most reviews this week!
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
1/ so for the past few months I’ve been doing a weekly report on the most reviewed Steam games. this week’s data genuinely surprised me.
This weeks top 3 reviewed games; Slay the Spire 2, Marathon, Poker Night remake
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Des Gayle @kiddesimo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Hello Bluesky. I'm working on an animated short and just launched a Kickstarter for it. Please take a look and share with anyone you think will like it! 🙏 www.kickstarter.com/projects/alt...
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I went through 50 demos during last weeks Steam Next Fest, and ranked them to see which had the best Wishlist button. Forbidden Solitaire by @greyalien.bsky.social was the winner with 14/15 points 🎉
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Steam Next Fest is juuuuust about wrapped. 1,854 demos collected reviews. Here's what the data says about who won and why 🧵
Steam Next Fest - Feb 2026 edition
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Our next game is Verminsteel! You're a bird with a broadsword, kicking thousands of fascists so hard they fly into the sun PLEASE go wishlist it, it'll make me really happy and help me stop low-key panicking and stuff: store.steampowered.com/app/4352280/... #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Legit this game 🤯 If you have a Quest 3 you gotta get Laser Dance
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
me: do your services include quality assurance them: Qrps ars pcb* npmdc qqgml _j O? u mpi dmu cool cool
Screenshot from a pitch deck I received today saying "Our services include: Quality Assurance (QA): Qrps ars pcb* npmdc qqgml _j O? u mpi dmu"
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Seven months later, Nintendo release an accessory for the Switch/Switch 2 which in my experience is *perfect* at emulating the original Virtual Boy 1995 Chris *knew* that the Virtual Boy version of Wario was the best, but only 2026 Chris got to play it. If you have a Switch and a spare $79, do it.
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This week's Steam review report has some genuinely wild data in it. A DLC won! Thread 🧵
Steam games ranked by Review count this week:
#1 Poppy Playtime - Chapter 5
#2: NORSE: Oath of Blood
#3: Star Trek Voyager - Across the Universe
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The cruel irony of running a website that monitors the entire internet: when your alerts go insane... you have no idea if *you're* the one who's broken, or if it's everyone else. Justtttt after I drifted off to sleep tonight, the alarm bells rang 🚨
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It's Last Week Tonight in Steam reviews! ✌️ I've just finished my analysis of the past week in Steam Reviews.. Mewgenics absolutely smashed it with 17,449 reviews (45% of ALL REVIEWS) and a whopping 93% positive score Let's dive in! 🧵
Mewgenics
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
🎮 This week's Steam data: 1,045 games, 25.7K reviews, and a masterclass in why your forums matter more than you think 🧵 1/6
Nioh 3! It's out! And it's pretty good!
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
wild week for Steam releases 📊 431 games released .. which garned 47.6K reviews .. 31K of those were for ONE game ... that game got absolutely slammed (38% positive) meanwhile an indie climbing game hit 94% positive let's break it down 🧵
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
gang our lil space game curiosmos is in * e d g e * magazine 🤯
Curiosmos - now in Edge Magazine!!
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Thomas Van Bouwel 🔜 NZGDC & GCAP @tovanbo.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
My friends at Team Panoptes are planning a sequel to Panoptic 🙌 Tune in to their stream later tonight to find out more!
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
uhh
"Balls" would like to access the microphone.

Allow? DON'T ALLOW?
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Thomas Van Bouwel 🔜 NZGDC & GCAP @tovanbo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Getting your family to crawl on the floor this Thanksgiving (while playing @laserdancegame.bsky.social ) might ✨win you a Quest 3!✨ Just make sure to film it and share it here!
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Chris Hanney @hanney.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
When I first subscribed to Disney Plus in 2020 it was €59 a year, and almost every year it has gone up by €20. This Christmas it's €159 😬 I meant to unsubscribe last year but missed out.. but today.. today is the day! ✨ How to unsubscribe from Disney Plus super easily 🧵 ✨
A graph of annual price increases for Disney plus since it launched in 2020. 

It's interesting that 2022 was the only year that the price didn't increase.

Data:

2020-12-25	59,99 €
2021-12-25	89,90 €
2022-12-25	89,90 €
2023-12-25	109,90 €
2024-12-25	139,90 €
2025-12-25	159,90 €
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