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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

I think I’m finally bored of Bluesky, farewell to my 3 readers👋

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I fully just BIT my dentist, so lmk if you have a good one (he was not into it)

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Using this as a reaction pic next time I say the wrong thing

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

There’s a can of fizzy peach that’s been in the work fridge since I started in Feb, and like do you think I can steal it at this point or is someone waiting for it to get extra crispy

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I’ve been at my workplace for 8 months now and have managed to get completely the wrong train, well done me. Will “sorry I’m late, I’ve ended up in Reading” cut it, do we think

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

I just set off the alarms in Sainsbury’s and the security guy said I could just go because I had a “lovely chest”??? Ew. Anyway, joke’s on him, I have an entire rotisserie chicken in my bra.

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MattSaysHello @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Being a landlord

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Life has become much sadder ever since I started weighing out the recommended 75g pasta portion

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Wow, bit of a savage dig there, I wonder who wrote- oh, right.

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

During a private moment with the wife, she asked if it would help speed things along if she spoke with an American accent like in adult movies. She then proceeded to shout 'HOWDY PARTNER' in a bad American accent in my ear. Safe to say the moment was killed.

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Cannot believe I missed the BBC livestream of London Zoo’s weigh-in day. Going to have to wait til Fat Bear Week for my annual dose of chonky animals now :(

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

People on the overground are much more attractive than people on the underground. Discuss.

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

He looks like he’s about to catcall me from his building site and then call me an ugly bitch when I don’t look up

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Stephen Graham Jones @stephengrahamjones.com · 13/08/2025

the rest is better:

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Wish me luck explaining this to my nan

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Have substacked about how I love satc and hate reboots if that’s your thing (but am proud to say I only namecheck che once!) open.substack.com/pub/hmaelc/p...

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I’m off to see Weapons and will be FURIOUS if it’s bad

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Not to show off but isn’t #DestinationX pointlessly easy until the final bit? Like the clues are really obvious??

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MattSaysHello @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

The people you’re doing this for will never love you Kemi

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Betteridge’s law of headlines strikes again

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Shon Faye is such a fantastic writer. This, on Bonnie Blue, beautifully expresses everything I feel about her in a way I’ve been struggling to articulate. Also the bit on male desire made me feel quite sick with recognition so that was fun

open.substack.com

something borrowed, something Blue

i was profundly depressed by 1000 Men and Me: The Bonnie Blue Story

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Oh sure, when Liam Neeson dates Pamela Anderson it’s “age appropriate”, but when I date someone fifteen years older than me I have “daddy issues”

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

He took me to a games night at a pub with strangers and ‘killed’ me two minutes in, leaving me to drink at the bar alone for an hour while he hung out with his new pals ✌️

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

I think the last time I knew peace was when I was doing Wordle every day

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Having sorted through my great aunt’s things, and chosen some items to carry back to London to remember her by, I seem to have sensibly gone for *checks notes* a series of paperweights.

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Sorting through my great aunt’s stuff and I love this so much

Instructions for making/receiving a call taped to the back of an old Nokia brick phone

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

In looking through my texts for this I’ve just realised I accidentally ghosted a guy after 3 dates, 2 years ago. Is it too late to apologise 🫠

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Jon Dies At The End @accordingtojond.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

I’m not getting my hopes up. I got excited when RTD came back to Doctor Who. Never again.

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

When you’re forced to answer the door while tinting your eyebrows

Selfie with extremely dark eyebrows. Also wearing white tshirt, which is optimistic.

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

If you’ve never looked up the what3words for where you live, I’d recommend it. Not for emergencies, they’re just really funny.

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

The audacity of me to take no interest in football, not even know the match was on, and then to catch the bit where they’re celebrating the win and shed a tear. Well deserved gals, what a game x

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Getting HS1 as a little treat (it’s a rail replacement bus otherwise and I got in at 5am, no thanks). God it’s all very snazzy isn’t it

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

I found this Lexington toilet wall graffiti really funny at 3am

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

This is tough: used to volunteer & it was mostly going in person which made me stop - I kept getting stranded in Croydon at 3am - so it being remote might be more accessible. BUT it’s intense to experience without the support in between. It’s a lot of pressure/responsibility to handle in isolation

bbc.co.uk

Samaritans to close more than 100 branches

The charity's chief executive says

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Quite offensive that Bluesky is so immediately confident I’m not a teen, like the retinol is for NOTHING

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Can someone with access to Jeremy Corbyn please persuade him to use party 4 u as his walk on music

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Charli xcx - party 4 u (official video)

YouTube video by Charli xcx

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Things I’ve never wondered: which wine complements the taste of my vagina.

An advert for ‘pussy pairing’, apparently figuring out “‘which wine matches your pussy’?? Idk it’s in association with the Vagina Museum so I think it’s meant to be about normalising vag chat/destigmatising, but the mind boggles.

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I asked Alexa to tell me a fun fact and she said “England is in Europe”. She’s really gonna have to step the fuck up or Chat GPT is coming for her job

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Lorraine Kelly saw me struggling with a pile of boxes and helped me load them into a taxi

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Got chatted up by a man on the way home and tried to politely decline his advances. He looked dejected and said “it’s because I’m 39, isn’t it? Sorry, I know I’m too old.” Ngl that wouldn’t have been the case even like 15 years ago, but god what a rush!

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Hannah Mae Collins @hannahmcollins.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

My top 1st date tip, which I must share: always make your bed with fresh sheets before you go. If they come back, great; if they don’t, even better. & if you go back to theirs and don’t sleep because you wake up every hr feeling hot & self-conscious, you’re in for a delightful nap when you get home!

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