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Hannah Comerford

@hannahcomer4d.bsky.social
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Freelance writer and editor, adjunct English professor, program assistant at the Rainier Writing Workshop

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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The neighborhood kids have gotten into Pokemon cards and now I understand why schools banned card trading.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I just need to know whether someone who hated Thor: Love and Thunder also hated Supergirl so I can make an informed decision.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
And LinkedIn wants to rub it in.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
So I'm trying to write a Substack. There's not cohesive theme. I'm not pushing myself to make a ton of subscribers. I'm just trying to be a little more consistent with writing and sharing. Click below if you want a peek into the last eight months of my life. open.substack.com/pub/hannahco...
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Job Hunting Is Hell
Or at Least Purgatory
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Holly Stallcup (she/her) @hollystallcup.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Good morning! Today is the day we keep a single mom and her two young boys housed! We need $1,495 by TONIGHT to avoid eviction. This wonderful woman has been battling unemployment for eight months, applying for hundreds of jobs while doing any side gig she can find to keep her afloat.
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Amy Poehler as Leslie Knope: Let's Do It Dance!
ALT: Amy Poehler as Leslie Knope: Let's Do It Dance!
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
No, I'm not ready for summer, thanks for asking.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The never-ending wait for the kid to fall asleep so you can break out the good dessert.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
What I mean when I say I want my kid to have a '90s summer:
Highlighted text: In the 1990s, evangelicals believed sexual immorality disqualified one from national leadership
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
When you have a job, you have the money to take a vacation but not the vacation time. When you don't have a job, you have the time to take the vacation but not the money. It kinda sucks.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Is there such a thing as a one-third-life crisis? Thirty-percent-life crisis? Mid-30s crisis? Or is this just a regular crisis?
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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I have a question for the formerly fundie / super evangelical among us: do you remember being taught that no faithful Christian in world history had ever starved to death because God always provided in some way? I distinctly remember reading this but can't for the life of me remember where.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Anyone needing to move from the somewhat-reasonable SAVE plan for student loans? What are you doing now? How are you deciding? Also, I hate this timeline.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A pox on the person who first thought, "Let's make job applicants manually enter all their job history even though they are attaching their resume."
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Anyone know how to stop this shit from popping up when I open a Word doc? All Copilot options have been turned off and don't show up in my Settings.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Applying for and keeping unemployment benefits in the US is the most dehumanizing process I've ever experienced.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Still a ways to go (who wants to limit where a doctor can park when they have to get to an emergency case?), but this is still VERY good news.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I've logged so many hours in Stardew Valley, I am definitely a real farmer.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
On one side of my IG feed, I see people condemning anyone who attended the Met Gala or liked seeing the styles. On the other side of my IG feed, I see a musician unapologetically using AI to make a pic of herself in a Met Gala costume.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Words can't express how angry I am that this comic had to be made.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It would be a shame if people started doing this for real. Definitely not something I hope happens.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Scrolling LinkedIn to try to find a job makes me never want to have a full-time job again.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It's the end of the month, which means I'm scrambling to submit poetry, creative nonfiction, and maybe some fiction. Any publication recommendations?
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I've been following The Pomegranate since it began, a little like the GIF of Conan looking through a window, longing to be included. So I was ecstatic when @amycolleen.bsky.social asked me to contribute a piece.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
My favorite phlebotomist might be changing careers. 😭 Also, I apparently have a favorite phlebotomist.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Anyone else crying with the astronauts over the crater naming?
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I have been applying to three jobs a week almost every week since late October. I have had one interview. This market sucks.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Me on job application: Yes, I am an Excel expert. Also me: *Googling how to automate width of cell*
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
My fatal flaw is that I hate TV breakups so much that they usually ruin the entire series for me. And don't get me started on will they/won't they.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This goes for everyone, including male hockey players.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Nooooo the only right answer is melon--all the melons.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I know someone has to lose in figure skating, but I always feel so bad for the skaters when they see their low score. 😭
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
If you care about others, you will care when you hurt them. You will apologize and try to make things right, even if you think what you did was an accident or not in and of itself wrong. Why is this so hard for some people to get?
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I hate American football. I find it boring and confusing at best and completely unethical at worst. But the Patriots absolutely cannot be allowed to win.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Husband and I, on the way to school bingo night: It's a lot of fun, and it's okay if we don't win. 5yo: Proceeds to win very first round of bingo.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I'd really love it if the resistance would stop using the tools of the Empire for its work (generative AI).
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
- Conversation snippets heard at B&N today - Girl in late teens: It's free on my kindle but I want the trophy. Adult woman to middle-grade boy: We can see if we can find a demogorgon. Adult man to tween girl: That's awesome! Reincarnation being used for good for once.
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Rick Steves @ricksteves.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
My husband and I have never seen Love Actually. Is it really worth watching? Or will this be like when we watched Bridget Jones for Valentine's Day and were weirded out by how not great it was?
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Maggie O'Farrell: We aren't going to name him because he's had enough fame and this story is about Agnes. Hamnet film publicity: THIS IS A SHAKESPEARE MOVIE ABOUT HOW SHAKESPEARE WAS IN LOVE AND SHAKESPEARE WAS A REAL GUY AND SHAKESPEARE WAS SAD
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
If you haven't heard, WA is getting slammed by an atmospheric river that is causing catastrophic flooding. This is not normal for us. A small mountain town, Leavenworth, was hit very badly. They had to cancel a weekend of Christmas festivities, which is REALLY bad for tourist town small businesses
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I am really sick of the marketing trend where brands pretend to be apologizing for no actual reason except to brag about how great they are.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Employment Office: Why haven't you found a job yet? LinkedIn:
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Happy You're Abusive for Playing Santa and Rhetorical Device Doesn't Count in Christmas Songs season to all who celebrate.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I only want to hear the word "fellowship" when it involves money for artists or a group taking a ring to Mordor.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Customers: We won't shop at Target because they abandoned diversity. Target: You want small talk? We'll force our employees to make conversation when they see you in the aisle. Customers: WTF Target: Everyone loves AI. Let's do AI shopping. It'll be like the worst Instacart shopper. Customers: ...
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I need to learn to read all job application questions before I start so I can gauge my emotional capacity to complete them. 🫠
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I know I'm late to this, but I'm now addicted to the Pitt even though I just sobbed through episode 8 and WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING?
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
It's always a good idea to recycle boxes until you suddenly really need a box.
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I really need our culture to listen to just one basic analysis of the Great Gatsby, because I think people are missing the point ...
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Hannah Comerford @hannahcomer4d.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Today I joined the hordes of people who've lost their jobs as a result of the government being *gestures wildly*. The money is a blow, but the loss of health insurance is terrifying. I'm so exhausted from trying to survive.
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