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henrianka

@hankvert.bsky.social
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shitposter f@gg0t | chicago | communist

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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
elevator just went to basement and the guy waiting there asked if it was going up… there’s no other direction it can go babe
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“wait you said 3 traitors. how do you know many there are?” girlllll there’s usually 3 and sometimes 4. it’s not a traitor slipping up. it’s literally a logical conclusion after like 15 total seasons have happened in the franchise
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
me on instagram: “so what brings you on? 😏”
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if you don’t have tattoos or piercings, next
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
carrie is tired and overdone. let the poor girl sleep
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know this is so American of me but Celebrity Traitors UK is the same as watching a regular season bc i only recognize like 2 of them 😬
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
walking on addison always reminds me that straight people are real and i get scared :/
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a character having money and always using that as plot armor is boring even if it is actually realistic
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
imagine getting your name memorialized on a bench but it has hostile architecture 🥴
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
40 year old gays, i beg of you to stop using ai photos of yourself. You were alive in the 80s; we already know what you looked like!
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
if anyone is watching digimon beatbreak, i feel like Asuka and Kyo are so gay coded
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the saxophone instrumental in venice bitch oh yes
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the marketing for Adults is being shoved down my throat and it looks so cringe please leave me alone
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
worst crash out of my life last night
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the most u hinged person you know makes motivational posts
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
what’s worse: solitary confinement with country music or circuit music playing 24/7?
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
why are 30 year old influencers making content about back to school you would be the teacher stfu
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i love that my algorithm gives me so many feet memes because i always send them to my friends who have a foot fetish
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i think doing drone aerial videos of hollywood beach is kind of weird bc surveillance and we’re queer does that make sense?
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
People with email jobs who are bad at answering emails piss me off. like that’s literally your thing 😭
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
wait can an earth benders bend coke
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
bees pollinating
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
hair of the dog
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
whet
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i really like that season 1 of Korra introduced the concept of resemenr between non-benders and benders since it wasn’t ever a priority in Aang’s storyline. Really good world building
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
kinda me tbh
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
anti ai post: as someone who graduated almost 10 years ago from college, i’ve been writing applications, submissions, etc. again & you are inept if you need chat gpt. look up references on google from a real human and use your real human brain to conjure ideas
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
rupaul’s drag rave
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i bet honcho smells so stinky :/
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
why is everyone saying summer is over? we are adults; summer isn’t over until end of september
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
if you want a fast pass into every bar on the strip during market days, click the link in my bio!! Only $500 what a steal!!
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i forgot how cracky the 66 bus is
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
meal plans for honcho, can’t you just eat the horse meat disco idk
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Diego Vox @thediegovoxxx.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My hole says thank you 🙏🏻
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
wc
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the perez video has me triggered as fuck
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
love when an musician samples their own songs like oh yeah my shit is good and here it is again but different
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
realizing i’m better at writing for my art practice after a glass of wine
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
ig grid lately
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
missed the train by one second and the next one is in 13 minutes during peak rush hour
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
ugh my writing style is stuck in undergrad 2017
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Traitors Australia 2 is unwatchable halfway in because Sam is a narcissistic demon and the faithful are so frustrating. Sam reminds of Trump with his insufferable personality that somehow continues to keep support bc he is a bully
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
kind of obsessed with oomfs on ig who post like they’re influencers
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
if i mention Avatar and you think blue people instead of the last air bender, we are not friends
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
those earbud carriers look like c*ke carriers
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Traitors UK is just Claudia saying “the traitors are laughing”
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
if you don’t show face on the apps you are: ugly closet case cheating
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ngl comparing apocalyptic air quality to how many cigarettes per day is not a helpful metric and i’m not even a smoker
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i hate cubs fans (yes i’m on the red line at the addison stop)
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henrianka @hankvert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i used to be good at answering text messages but everyone sucks at it so i stopped
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