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Hank Mallard

@hankoduck.bsky.social
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Improviser, dark humorist, and a half green blooded bastard!

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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
That's one way of spiking the segment by make the viewer count Spike than before!
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
All of these bootlegged copies of the 60 Minutes segment flooding my feed (saying, ‘Watch it quick! Before it disappears!’) makes me feel like I’m in the Soviet Union and just got some black market foreign newspaper I need to hide under a floorboard in my house. This is where America is now
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
“These men risked their lives to speak with us. We have a moral and professional obligation to the sources who entrusted us with their stories. Abandoning them now is a betrayal of the most basic tenet of journalism: giving voice to the voiceless.”
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 16/12/2025
"No similarity between the clear-thinking, self-governing stocks that sired the American people and this stream of irresponsible and broken wreckage that is pouring into the lifeblood of America the social and political diseases of the Old World." Sound familiar? newrepublic.com/article/2041...
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Inside Stephen Miller’s Dark Plot to Build a MAGA Terror State
He is descended from Russian Jews—you know, the kind of people who were once denounced as alien and unassimilable. Today, his project is to unleash government persecution of those he deems alien and u...
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 16/12/2025
NEW: Congress missed its chance to stop the Obamacare premium shock. But it can still undo some of the damage. @citizencohn.bsky.social explains how a retroactive fix could work, who’s standing in the way, and why every delay means more people lose coverage. lnk.thebulwark.com/4segki6?utm_...
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Is your Clare attempt of provide Leavitty causing jealousy from the dark side?!
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Would subscribe
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Is it called Claire and Present danger?!
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Well, it's been a good run! As least, we have President Archer to look forward!
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Season 5 is the last season?!
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Put some heart in that defense, man!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Last I heard, they are busy going after Candace for her deeeeeeep investigation of the Macron!🤣🤣
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
that you will be the first to get wrapped?! YES!🤣🤣🤣
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 27/11/2025
The war will end when Russia stops fighting. Therefore, pressure has to be put on Russia, so that they stop believing that they will win. Why is that so hard to understand?
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 22/11/2025
JFK's vision of a country built up through the service of its citizens is fundamentally incompatible with the vulgar cynicism of Trump.
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Trump Is Destroying JFK’s America
Kennedy’s vision of a country built up through the service of its citizens is fundamentally incompatible with the vulgar cynicism of the current president.
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Here's hoping you endure the TEST!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
If Donald Trump wants to release the Epstein files, he could just release them, instead of green-lighting the House resolution. And it's not as if he cares whether he has statutory authority to do a lot of what he's been doing. But he needs a law for this?
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Again, authenticity is key!
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 16/11/2025
Can the next please dear God can the next interviewer ask MTG about oh I don’t know January 6th etc before we keep pretending she found politics Jesus
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I guess that missing poster from Jon and Emily is still out there then!🤣🤣
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I'm quite for this morale improvement idea! Especially this!
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 01/11/2025
Not sure who needs to hear this but we landed on the moon
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Purges of senior military officers. If this were happening elsewhere, we'd understand right away what was happening. It's hard to grasp that it's happening here. But it is... www.cnn.com/2025/10/29/p...
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Exclusive: Three-star general pushed out amid tensions with Hegseth | CNN Politics
A three-star general serving on the Pentagon’s Joint Staff has been pushed out of his position following months of sustained tensions with Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, according to people famili...
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Netflix?! Here I thought Republicans has been on Only Fans, no?!🤪🤪🤪🤪
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I would rather live next door to someone who speaks another language than live next door to someone who doesn’t want to live near people who speak other languages. I know nothing about Person A but I know person B is a shitbird.
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
What kind of friend will gladly kiss the sole of feet though?!🤣🤣
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Optimization are for the weak! Calibration is KING!
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
From one ball to another ball room!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Sarah Longwell @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Of Kings and Palaces @jvl.bsky.social with his second Triad on the White House Ballroom @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/of-kings-a...
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Of Kings and Palaces
Why Democrats should commit—right now—to restoring the old East Wing of the White House.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
👏👏👏👏
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Seven million patriots celebrated the real America today.
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Tariff Revenue?!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 17/10/2025
He sang Rod Stewart, danced — and then ICE grabbed him. @timmiller.bsky.social talks with @roadsteamer.bsky.social about his detention in Portland
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
So,
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 17/10/2025
"Retreating to the level of numbers and statistics brings neither clarity nor comfort: Only a handful of individuals were detained." In exchange for no meaningful law enforcement activity, we get terror and trauma. Fair trade? www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-depo...
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The Lived Truth Behind Trump’s Deportation Numbers
Statistics tell one story. Trauma, terror, and communities torn apart tell a more complete one.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Big tech: From capitulation to collaboration. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...
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Salesforce Offers Its Services to Boost Trump’s Immigration Force
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
ICYMI here is a quick explainer on why the strikes in the Caribbean are illegal and why you should care (hint: you might be next) open.substack.com/pub/asharang...
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So You've Decided to Target Random People with Military Force
Here's why it's illegal.
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Yup! That's why I'm terrified of any self reflection since I might come to the conclusion that either I'm the enemies within or part of me is the enemies within that prevent me from the fully actualization of my current job.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I'm quite positive that #1 and 3 and 2 and 4 are connected. It just seems logical!🤪🤪🤪
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Any plan when you will be releasing the Ed Bot?!🤣🤣🤣
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Sounds like you need to get yourself an Agent, perhaps a News Agent for it, no?!🤣🤣
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The Weeknight on MS NOW @weeknightmsnow.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
WATCH: Top Oversight Dem @robertgarcia.bsky.social says Sen. Adam Schiff – who many expect Trump might target next – is “unafraid”
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 11/10/2025
Just a reminder, the layoffs in govt were just done out of spite, not necessity
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Hank Mallard @hankoduck.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Security Guard at the Academy?!🤣
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