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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

stop. making. superhero. movies.

Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

This picture tells a lot more than you think. The mid + attack 3rd numbers combined has Spurs second lowest of this group, and almost 2k less overall touches than City and Liverpool. This just seems to replicate Frank's Brentford teams at a higher level (sigh).

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

S-Tier Football Terrorist Thomas Frank

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

cannot express enough excitement over the upcoming aquabats x edwin diaz collab

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

We do this outside of Bluebird regularly

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Good time to remind the two big time CFB personalities about the time I asked why Bama didn’t hire Cignetti over DeBoer and got immediately laughed at

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

I onced asked two very prominent college football personalities why Bama didn't consider Cignetti instead of DeBoer since he was a Saban deciple. Instantly was dismissed as not proven enough. Bet they'd like to revisit that stance.

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

so what you're saying is this is the Karl Dorrell/Drew Olsen UCLA 2005 football team

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

if the dodgers lose the only way I could recover is if we get the noid to sing the anthem for game 4

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

@ericstephen.bsky.social will this game be longer than the next rendition of "Let Me Be Frank"

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

man, even as a Dodger fan it felt nice to see Schwarber hit a rainbow at the very least

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

…you can say that Belichick was shooting… … … … Blanks

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

TIL Brandon Aubrey has a Mike Glennon neck

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

3* seasons but could’ve gone on forever 😢

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

for him to consistently do things like this tells me how unhappy of a life he has, and thus digging himself into this main-character tough guy persona is the only way to distract himself from... I'll stop before I get in trouble

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

knicks just choked again to this dude

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

never has the human race as a whole looked more forward to an episode of Sidetalk

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

can’t stop thinking about this combo for the American version of Taskmaster

Conan O’Brien as Taskmaster and Jordan Schlansky as his Assistant

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Hank Glassner @hankglassner.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Steph Curry and Fred Van Vleet are such similar players in that every time Steph shoots you think it’s going in and every time FVV shoots you imagine the biggest clank sound the rim can make

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