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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone of Jezebel's! We are going to ignore the fact that I may or may not have forgotten to keep everything updated. Deepest apologies Hank.

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Deadlocked clicked once I stopped treating it as a MOBA and started treating it as a romantic romcom with alot of depression

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Nah. Bitches love coming home to a man who can warm them up in an insant

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

You are always roasting tbh.

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

You can burn the hotel but you will still have no bitches.

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Krill @mo-n-krill.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

THE GOONLOCK SMP... THE GOONLOCK SMP IS REAAALLLL...

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I'm taking away your olive oil supply

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

With Valentine's Day coming up, I am asking you all not to have sex in the bathroom. We had to drag out at least twelve couples last year. Please do not try and have a new highscore.

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Perhaps. (No unfortunately

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Clearly the only answer is to just say "You free?" on repeat till we all have free time

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

That's your job Fern. You can burn them in the fireplace or anywhere.

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Agreed. Weekend would be best. I don't sleep at all so I'm good with any time mostly.

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

All Holiday decorations will be removed come this Friday. If you want pictures with the decorations and Christmas tree, please come before Friday. Thank you!

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Deadlock bsky game night when

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

He is my friend Fern. He comes over after hours. He's a pleasure to speak with. You could stay and join us one day. I think you'll enjoy yourself.

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I'm cutting your paycheck for making this appear on my feed..

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Happy New Year Everyone! Pardon the improper claim of such but I mayhaps was massively wasted but that is ok. Never too late to ring in the new year! Cheers to another wonderful year 🥂

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I have recently learned of "breastraunts". Business is perfectly good but I would be interesting to adopt such customs for one day and see the results.

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Love you too Fern. You are a good kid.

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

It's ok. We still love you

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

The masses were promised Santa hat.........

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

@infernusdeadlock.bsky.social where's the Santa hat..... It has been many days

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas! We hope that everyone has a wonderful and jolly day! We hope you take this time to spend time with those closest to you.

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Public Announcement: Jezebel's is not associated with the news outlet Jezebel. That said, please stop asking to deepthroat the bartenders. That post made by Jezebel News Outlet is not related to Jezebel's at all.

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Pardon the lack of posts. Jezebel's has been preparing for our holiday celebration. We look forward to seeing everyone gather together. The most important part of the holiday season even if you don't celebrate is to be around people you care about.

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Thanks Fern. You are a good lad.

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

You shall find one in time. 🫡 After all, you are, very hot.

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Become a father. Shiv's a father and everyone thinks he's hot.

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Please don't set part of the bar on fire like last time 🙏 just please get the hat

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

He does. I was promised Santa Hat. I do not care if he has to work a night at Chippendales when they do a Christmas special. He is getting a Santa Hat.

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Hank @hankdeadlock.bsky.social · 17/12/2024