Apocalypse Now Brown Cow @hankcifer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Your big body is about as perfect as you can get. 040
Apocalypse Now Brown Cow @hankcifer.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Nah you got a very handsome face. Looks great with just the stubble too. Bonus points for your handle too ✌🏼 000
Apocalypse Now Brown Cow @hankcifer.bsky.social · 28/12/2025In the immortal words of the iconic Barbie “math is hard.” 000
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Apocalypse Now Brown Cow @hankcifer.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Why not both?! But I approve of today’s choice! 010
Apocalypse Now Brown Cow @hankcifer.bsky.social · 05/10/2025No matter the weight you don’t get much better than that. And by you I mean looking at you! 000
Apocalypse Now Brown Cow @hankcifer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Nothing irrational about that. In fact I’ll celebrate the aversion with you! 000
Apocalypse Now Brown Cow @hankcifer.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Very handsome top-tier beef right there. 030
Apocalypse Now Brown Cow @hankcifer.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Definitely has it all while having it in all the right places.  030
Apocalypse Now Brown Cow @hankcifer.bsky.social · 11/08/2025From some reason I always thought a pterodactyl would be a good dinosona. 000
Apocalypse Now Brown Cow @hankcifer.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Haha. Yeah it would be nice to know what it actually tastes like and why it’s so good. The more I learn as I age I’m gonna guess the payoff would be anti-climactic however. 010
Apocalypse Now Brown Cow @hankcifer.bsky.social · 16/06/2025The massage chairs and hydrotherapy chairs are pretty much worth it themselves. They have some other perks as well. For the price you really can’t beat it. 010
Apocalypse Now Brown Cow @hankcifer.bsky.social · 16/06/2025I have a membership there and Powerhouse. PH for heavier days, Planet for some days I just need something quick. PH is 20 minutes from my house while Planet is literally in my neighborhood and also a half mile from my work. Planet is cheap enough as an additional membership so it works for me. 110
Apocalypse Now Brown Cow @hankcifer.bsky.social · 16/06/2025If you want to lift heavy Planet isn’t ideal. Lots of equipment but not a lot of plates or heavy barbells. I preface this by saying my location is getting all complete new strength equipment next week. So maybe an upgrade is coming? Still it’s cost effective and has some nice facilities. YMMV. 110
Apocalypse Now Brown Cow @hankcifer.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I know it’s 2025 not 1985/95, but it’s Detroit. A GI Joe headstomp wouldn’t be outta place. 020
Apocalypse Now Brown Cow @hankcifer.bsky.social · 23/02/2025A fat guy on the internet? Groundbreaking. 11515
