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Hank McCoy

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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
😱
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
[ Starter @bannersmash.bsky.social ] The laboratory had been temporarily transformed into a curious hybrid between a salon and a study, stacks of journals sat neatly beside a polished tea tray, the scent of chamomile, bergamot, and polished metal filled the air. {+}
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
🤔
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Ah! What a marvelous day to be both alive and caffeinated! The world feels just a bit brighter when one's neurons are properly stimulated . . . Preferably with tea rather than chaos. Let's make today something worth quoting later, shall we?
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
// Sorry, I'm very slow with replies and everything ... But I'm trying 👍\\
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
[Start for @toxiclips.bsky.social ] The laboratory was quieter than usual for once, no hum of machinery or ticking monitors only the calm, deliberate symphony of porcelain and steam. Hank moved with practiced grace, his large blue hands remarkably gentle as he arranged an assortment of tea +
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
[Start for @angeloflight.bsky.social ] He adjusted the placement of each cup with the same precision he reserved for his laboratory instruments. "Perfect temperature.. . " He set aside a small plate of butter biscuits, each one aligned like data entries on a graph. {+}
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
[Start for @countingseconds.bsky.social ] He'd prepared for this meeting with precision, careful hands placed sugar cubes in perfect alignment beside the saucer, though he suspected Contessa was not a woman easily softened by sweetness The scientist's large frame settled back into his armchair {+}
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
[Start for @songbirdcanary.bsky.social ] He adjusted the porcelain teapot with delicate precision, his claws careful not to chip the fragile rim, a quiet melody of classical strings played from a gramophone nearby, one of his older, more sentimental devices. "Splendid!" {+}
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
[Start for @fracturedthwips.bsky.social ] He adjusted the silver tray just so, aligning the cups by handle orientation, his tail flicked lightly as he poured steaming amber liquid into porcelain, the gentle clink of spoon against china harmonizing with the quiet music. "Two spoons of honey. . . " +
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
[Start for @reed-richards.bsky.social ] "Darjeeling for clarity of thought and a hint of chamomile for civility, heaven knows one must be well-armed when conversing with a man whose mind can stretch farther than his limbs" He arranged the sugar tongs and lemon slices with almost surgical precision+
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
[ Start for @golden-darkness.bsky.social ] He stood before the tea cart like a conductor before his orchestra, every movement was deliberate: sugar cubes aligned symmetrically, scones arranged by golden hue, cups warmed but not too hot, a fine porcelain teapot rested at the center. {+}
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
[ Starter for @limbosmutantqueen.bsky.social ] "Ah! Perfect" Hank murmured, carefully aligning the teacups upon a small wooden tray, each adorned with a motif of blue and white magnolias, a plate of scones rested beside it, along with jars of clotted cream and wild-berry jam he'd prepared himself +
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
[ Start for @19thcenturymutant.bsky.social ] Hank adjusted the silver teapot's position by a precise inch, the scientist's hands every bit as deliberate in domestic matters as they were in molecular biology. Two porcelain cups—delicate, pale blue with fine gold trim—sat opposite one another. {+}
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
//Tea time starters gonna be . . . oowowww
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Pinching the bridge of his nose before speaking in his calm, eloquent tone "Victor… My dearest, might I implore you— most gently— not to test the structural integrity of anything within Reed's laboratory? There are instruments here of considerable importance, both scientific and financial." {+}
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Might I propose, for the sake of science and our collective sanity, that we refrain from turning Reed’s laboratory into a competition of who can break the most equipment? Much obliged — both the microscopes and my nerves thank you.
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
"A pleasure, as always, your timing is impeccable — I was just pondering the thermodynamic properties of molten alloys, and who better to appreciate such a discussion than one who commands the element itself?" He chuckles lightly "But perhaps a simple 'good day' will suffice for now."
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Victor.
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
@th4tb1rdg1rl.bsky.social Hello
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Ah, my love, always so direct in your pursuits. If you truly wish to befuddle him, might I suggest 'pseudointellectual megalomaniac'? It’s satisfyingly long, scientifically accurate, and will undoubtedly make him pause before deciding whether to feel offended or flattered. {+}
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
A colorless gas, my dear, notorious for its distinctive aroma reminiscent of rotten eggs. It occurs naturally in volcanic gases, swamps, and, dare I say, certain locker rooms after training sessions. Highly toxic in concentrated form, though I assure you {+}
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Looking up from a workbench cluttered with schematics, wires, and what appears to be a half-assembled miniature turbine "Ah, Miss Pryde! Always a pleasure to see curiosity precede caution." He gestures grandly to the contraption, which hums faintly and emits a suspicious puff of lavender smoke. +
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
No fuzz shall ever mar your magnificent basalt sheen. I was merely offering a brief tactile demonstration—purely scientific, I assure you. You'd find the texture quite the surprise remarkably soft, with the faintest hint of lavender and ozone.
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
"The invitation was for your hand to my fur, not the other way around. Strictly a keratin-versus-silicate texture study, and if you demand reciprocity, I can offer a respectful microfiber buff on that illustrious granite. . . ?"
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
He laughs softly, adjusting his glasses with a grin "Touché! It can feel like drilling some days, especially when the brush meets resistance . . . But care to verify the results firsthand? Yu'll find it's softer than it looks, and—if my lavender conditioner hasn't failed me—pleasantly aromatic."
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Ben, my cerulean coat is rather more than "fuzz" Think double-layered engineering: resilient guard hairs over an insulating undercoat, excellent for thermoregulation and regrettably talented at collecting lab dust. Maintenance does call for a few specialist implements—titanium wide-tooth comb {+}
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James Howlett ᵀʰᵉ ᵂᵒˡᵛᶦᵉ @jameswolverine.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
// Everyone will get a word from Hank, after all, Hank loves to talk.
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Bruce Banner @bannersmash.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Don't make me angry....you won't like me when I'm....you know the rest. An independent portrayal of Bruce Banner. And the Incredible Hulk!
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gone @19thcenturymutant.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Mutant / Time Displaced / Hot Headed - Marvel OC - Multiverse friendly - Lewd earned in DMs - Bi with strong female lean - Switch with Bottom lean 🔁+❤️ bsky.app/profile/19th...
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤
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Archer Ellis, MD (missing) @werewolfdoc.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I'm with you every step of the way. werewolf OC former marine corp medic current doctor pretty boi into the #TARDIS
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Kitty "KP" Pryde // hiatus sorryyyyy @dontcallmekatzchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Blood means *nothing* my family is who I deem it to be. 【 #xmenrp #mvrp #bskyrp】 ^⠀ MDNI ⠀^⠀ Indie Portrayal ⠀^⠀ Ship w/ Chem ^⠀ Mature Themes Like/Repost?
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
"My apologies . . . My boyfriend has already stolen my wallet. But . . . Would you care for some tea?" ☕
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Ben! My boy!
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
No ! I cannot, in good conscience, advise you to resort to fisticuffs! Violence begets violence, and besides, you are far more entertaining when you keep your wits about you And, if you insist on an emotional catharsis, come by my lab for tea afterward. {+}
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
His discourtesy is, I assure you, not a reflection of your character, but of his own unhealed wounds. Still, that hardly excuses poor manners . . . Perhaps a reminder that intellect without humility is but arrogance in finer clothing.
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Hank McCoy @hank-mccoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I fear young Erik believes conviction alone absolves cruelty, it does not. I've long observed that those who speak most fervently of 'justification' are often the least acquainted with restraint, ideology, when untethered from empathy, is a perilous companion indeed.
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