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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

friday at midnight like everyone else, right?

HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

youre probably looking at this fruit and thinking ‘wow, that must grow on a tropical island somewhere’, and you’d be WRONG AS HELL. its a pawpaw, the largest edible fruit native to north america. this is our first one and it tastes like banana, vanilla, and cantaloupe made a weird ass threesome baby

a pawpaw fruit still clinging onto the tree outside my bedroom door, but it’s gonna fall soon and im gonna eat it and pretend to everyone that i love it

the pawpaw has been sliced open revealing its mushy yellow private innards. if you eat the seeds or the skin something bad happens, and might happen even if you just eat the mushy part too idk, the internet is full of rumors. i will find out the truth the way nature intended: just eating it anyway and seeing if i shit myself at dinner. stay tuned.

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Andy was one of the coolest people i’ve ever met. and somehow, more than he was cool, he was exceedingly kind, sincere, and thoughtful.

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

juste un beaucoup de dahlias devant une sculpture de bandido, dévoilant au monde son visage parfaitement sculpté et d'une beauté exquise. jef, envoie d'abord ceci à speedball pour vérifier que le français est correct ; ne me laisse pas me couvrir de ridicule.

picture of some flowers, pink, in front of a sculpture of a man who’s pulled his mask up to his forehead to read a paper or something. i don’t know what the sculpture is about, it’s all french stuff because im in paris. that’s the whole joke if you could call it one

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

there’s nothin im gonna be able to say about Dolly Parton that you don’t already know. she is an inspiration. my kids have loved getting books in the mail from Dolly. you can donate to her imagination library here: donate.imaginationlibrary.com

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Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.

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All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 12/07/2026

"I am going to have to find something else to do and you bet your ass I will." - @hangmanpage.bsky.social

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

look at this happy little fucker. i fenced in the perennials this year and the rabbits are starving but the bees are slurpin that good shit down. get on your knees, pray to god: the birds and the bees

little bee sucking off a coneflower in the foreground, just guzzling that good nectar and getting nice and bee-fat

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 12/04/2026

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 12/02/2026

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

i reckon i ought to start drawing some more boots and milkweed for you dumbasses next year

promotional graphic claiming i was the top seller for PWTees for 2025, i don’t know if i buy it or if jef is trying to strongarm me into reopening illustrator to keep his paycheck fat. willow nightingale also featured.

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Clean Air Task Force @cleanaircatf.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)

orange leaves of a common serviceberry. its a close up photo and theres really nothing else to see, but the leaves are pleasant. enjoy them while you can because for four month its just gonna look like barren twigs shooting up from the earth

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

hello, this comes out today. its maybe 30 minutes long and has a lot of behind the scenes type stuff. big thanks to zane and the crew. i will probably carry this one with me when its all over.. one of the best things ive done. 5pm normal time.

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

new hangman propaganda film being disseminated this friday (its actually very good and i am proud of it) youtu.be/05Nter-UzF8?...

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SNEAK PEEK: "The Good, The Bad and the Hangman" Trailer | AEW Stories

YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

hangman vs samoa joe’s sturdy ass for the world championship at aew wrestledream

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them

a little bee sippin n slurpin on some yellow goldenrod, thusly named because the blooms are golden, but also the bee is yellow, this is like alliteration but with colors

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

i have attended and paid my respects at church today (depicted). i have also been damned to find that chappell roan is performing a short train ride away but i am one ga ticket too late. life is peculiar; lush with joy, pain, and contradiction. forbidden door on ppv sunday.

a portrait of David Attenborough staring at me, promoting his exhibition at the museum. he is 99 years old. the thing was very good and i enjoyed it thoroughly.

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

i have caged in the flowers after this springs rabbit plague and heres the only beebalm with any will to live: puny and pathetic with a shit-ass bloom. thankfully for next season i have killed and eaten all the nearby rabbits, weird face tentacles and all

monarda didyma, chomped to the ground by a rabbit, now thinking its ok to bloom even though its only like three inches tall, the insolent little shit

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday

im holding out a rain lily for zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boost

lots of bracelets from the meet and greet and the championship

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

look at this handsome son of a bitch, the bottlebrush buckeye. you get a fork and knife and eat this whole thing and itll kill you to death. also, a lil skipper. enjoy.

a bottlebrush buckeye and its in bloom. thank god no rabbits have tried to eat this thing because they ate all my other flowers im still mad about it.

a butterfly or a moth on the buckeye flowers, i don’t know which one it is and guess what im not gonna look it up im just gonna hold onto the memories of it fluttering about and having a great time

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye youtu.be/H84MyRfKzK0?...

youtu.be

Hangman Page introduces himself (in Spanish) to Arena Mexico | AEW Grand Slam Mexico, 6/18/25

YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground

oakleaf hydrangea with no will to live whatsoever, shit is just drooping and pathetic, blooms all browned up and stupid

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)

photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus. it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years. it is also not speaking. it is a cactus.

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it

yellow flower of a st johns wort in the foreground, hat-wearing graying-bearded man in the background (its me i am the man in the background)

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Clean Air Task Force @cleanaircatf.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Clean Air Task Force was named one of the most effective environmental organizations by @vox.com for the fifth year in a row. This #EarthDay, learn how individual donations to CATF can make an exceptionally positive impact: www.vox.com/future-perfe...

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits

proud little fern of an unknown type, showing off after laying around and not doing shit all winter

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off

photo of a piedmont azalea, but you can’t even really see it cause it’s DARK AS SHIT outside because it’s the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT what do you think im like some kind of night gardener or something

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh? isnt that nice?’

a photo of some phlox stolonifera, i know that’s what it’s called because i googled it to make sure. pink flowers on it, it’s real nice.

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

look, its tuesday i am drunk on a plane and ill just say i guess if you had a time machine and steve mayles phone number you could put me in banjo kazooie but i wouldnt turn my nose up at burning down a little hut or planting some goldenrod in twooka-laylee. mileage may vary on this skeet

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

big thanks to all of you dumbasses who spent your hard-earned money on this shirt. im not usually one to brag but fuck you its the best selling shirt of the year*. planting 3 red twig dogwoods this weekend *so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit

it’s a shirt but you can’t buy it anymore because the sale is over, done, finished, congrats if you got one it’s a collectors item for people who collect shirts

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

this is not a real tweet from the past, im not sure why this is a thing on thr internet

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

new clothing for the body www.shopaew.com/catalog/prod...

promotional imagery for a shirt, hangman riding a horse in (presumably) assless chaps, featuring a cactus and desert and those rings around the head and arm holes

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

im gonna put so many plants into the ground

bunch of stuff im gonna put in the ground

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery

slick-ass salamander just creepin around

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH

dumbass english ivy resisting my persistent attempts at eradication

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

damn it’s december and i just cant believe my coneflower are doing so good it truly is a christmas miracle

just some beautiful coneflower, miraculously in bloom even though it’s the winter time

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

tall grass thing. i dont know what it’s called. not supposed to cut it back until spring i dont remember why, why dont you just google it like a fucking normal person.

tall grass but its brown because it is almost winter.

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

shut up GOD, im a fuckin mess, i thought of all people you would know this

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