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@handmadebyroberts.bsky.social
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I paint models, traditional art, play silly games and win silly prizes 🚨Commissions open🚨 , DM for enquiries

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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
When all the regional football associations pull out and you have to back down on your money making scheme 😔 #fifa
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Rosie's Brush Shenaniganry @rosilliad.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The Bin Man Cometh! Wonderful mini of @countbinface.bsky.social courtesy of Troublemaker Games (currently they are experiencing a delay due to high demand, wonder why 🤔) #Clacton #CountBinface #Politics #Miniaturepainting www.troublemakergames.co.uk
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The US spends a trillion dollars on defence, but the waffle wizards slip four goals through anyway #worldcupisforlosers #worldcup
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
A grand total of 6 underdog wins during the group stages Truly this year the world cup is not for losers 😭 As such we are pivoting to The World Cup is Boring and betting on draws after 90 minutes 💤 #worldcupisforlosers #worldcup #worldcupisboring
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
First half of a commission for a Mordheim gang of Conquistador types COMMISSIONS OPEN slide into my DMs 💋
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Trying out some speed painting on old Ork Boyz, not bad for 45 minutes by my usually glacial pace #warhammer #40k #orks
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
God this tournament has been as boring as all hell. 3/46 😩 #worldcupisforlosers #worldcup
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Cabo Verde nearly made it 3-2 but such delights are reserved for a better timeline 😩 New Zealand still dogshit 3/40
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Precious sweet Curaçao, my beloved, it's such a shame after keeping out 15 shots you couldn't get a cheeky goal in 😩 Tunisia, that was rubbish 3/36 #worldcupisforlosers #worldcup
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Paraguay got me out of the doldrums, but it's still only 3/33 following the Dutch stomping of Sweden 🫠 #worldcupisforlosers #worldcup
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The catastrophe continues I'm currently 2/28 Need some more upsets for this bland, flat world cup #worldcupisforlosers #worldcup
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cabo nearly got me £21 but I forgive them because they held their own vs the Spain team Egypt though? Don't let the waffle wizards get you down lads 😤 Wins: 2/14 Returns: -6.15 (7.85 from 14 bets)
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cote D'Ivoire making me wait until 2am but pulling through 🎉🇨🇮🎊 MVP for the team is the crossbar, saving them not once but twice from Ecuadorian attacks Tunisia tragic. Wins: 2/12 Returns: -4.15 (7.85 from 12) #worldcupisforlosers #worldcup
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Feel like I should explain #worldcupisforlosers Rules: - I must place a £1 bet on the underdog to win each match of the 2026 World Cup - I may not cash out early - I must learn to live with my shitty life choices
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
They were playing catch up the whole way through but couldn't quite take the lead 😔 Nil return from the Nippon Overall 1/10, Australia remain my sole worthy underdogs from the first 5 days #worldcupisforlosers #worldcup
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A tiger doesn't play with its prey this badly Curaçao 1, Germany lots #worldcupisforlosers #worldcup
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
WE'RE OFFEROO! Australia become my first win of the tournament so far, reeling in £4.60 dollarydoos 🤑 Perhaps this won't be a boring parade of predictable outcomes after all 👀 Wins: 1/8 Returns: 4.60/8.00 #worldcupisforlosers #worldcup
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I am past Scottish. I am delighted that they're top of group C But fuck me lads, could you not have let Haiti have a couple of goals as a treat? 😩 🇭🇹 Nil points Running score 0/7 #worldcupisforlosers #worldcup
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Qatar disappoints, of course Morocco need another goal to brighten up my day #worldcupisforlosers #worldcup
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'm 0/4 on the World Cup is For Losers, it's been a disaster so far 😩 #worldcupisforlosers #worldcup
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Another poor showing after a strongish start, but at least I was asleep because of the stupid time difference Should have Czeched themselves before SK wrechd them 😐 🇨🇿 0/2.75 #worldcupisforlosers #worldcup
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A rough, if expected, beginning to #worldcupisforlosers A spectacular three red cards though 👀🟥 🟥 🟥 🇿🇦 0/8.50
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Tis the season ⚽
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
World Cup is for Losers 2k26 begins this week! First tranche of bets laid down, hopefully Curaçao beats Germany and I win £34 #worldcupisforlosers
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The classics are evergreen
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
@knowledgefight.bsky.social it's difficult to put into words how much your podcast has meant to me and hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions of people, but certainly the most important words for now are "thank you, and good luck." 💜
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I'm a consequentialist shitposter The ends justify the memes
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It's been 15yrs since R.E.M. released Collapse Into Now, their final album. It's such a mixed feeling listening to it now because they really are artistically sighing with relief in the wake of the Bush years and boy oh boy was that premature 🫠
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
New reacc unlocked (courtesy of Terror of Mechagodzilla)
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I stole a cloudless sunset and sealed it in this box Mostly. It's leaking a little. But at least the robots didn't get to it
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It's another WIP non-star non-Sunday! Chicomecōātl the thrower, adding her leadership capability to the team, with her coral snake companion in tow #bloodbowl #starplayersunday #gamesworkshop
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Not a star player and not a Sunday, but Thrower Thursday? WIP on my veteran Quarterback Quetzalcoatl, 12 completions in 7 games (and still not finished painting her 😩) Bonus points for identifying her slithery pal! #bloodbowl #starplayersunday #gamesworkshop
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
No star player this weekend, not even a positional! Just some linewomen getting closer and closer to their finished look 😊 #gamesworkshop #bloodbowl #amazons #starplayersunday
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Don't speak to me or my sons again! (painted the Skink twins a while ago) #bloodbowl #glotlstop #skink #starplayersunday
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Just causally taking two stars at once, no biggie (although makes quite a mess of the wet pallette) Karla and Anqi, both the GW models this time 🤭 following the general vibe of the official paint scheme too #bloodbowl #starplayersunday #karlavonkill #anqipanqi #gamesworkshop
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Who should be next for Star Player Sunday? Karla von Kill or Anqi Panqi?
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Who should be next for Star Player Sunday? Karla von Kill or Anqi Panqi?
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The angriest, strongest kroxiboy is complete! (Ready to never be taken because my amazons don't ever have enough inducement cash and he doesn't have block 🤣😩) #bloodbowl #glotlstop #starplayer
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Custom Boa Kon'ssstriktr WIP Watch out, he's a sneaky snake! 🏈🐍 #bloodbowl #star #WIP #boakonssstriktr
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Glotl... GLOTL!! YOU'RE STANDING ON A SKINK! #bloodbowl #glotlstop #WIP
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I also do visual arts as well as miniatures 😊
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It's Star Player Sunday and I'm still working on this King Krox Glotl Stop #bloodbowl #starplayersunday
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
WIP du jour (and new painting handle!) is the Brutefun(?) Glotl Stop model Really characterful, kinda leaves the GW one in the dust really, and is going to take ages to finish 😅 #bloodbowl #glotlstop #painting
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Retail therapy! Gonna make painting much more fun (I already love it tho 😊)
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Calling it there for today, but that's one Zolcath 95% of the way there! #superbowl #bloodbowl #zoat
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hour 4 - details, base, metallics coming out to finish the armour #superbowl #bloodbowl #zoat
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hour 3, strapppppz and nails #superbowl #bloodbowl #zoat
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hour 2, more fiddly details on the armour #superbowl #bloodbowl #zoat
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handmadebyroberts.bsky.social @handmadebyroberts.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
First hour of the UK coverage in, broad strokes laid down! #superbowl #bloodbowl #zoat
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