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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you look up “aggressively stupid“ in the dictionary:
Senate dullards hold a poster above Senator Eric Schmitt who thinks he has caught Jack Smith in a lie, but all the poster shows is how aggressively stupid Schmitt is.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Does anyone remember when the Post used to be brave enough to have a movie made about their reporting?
Movie poster for “All the President’s Men” with picture of stars Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman in a newsroom. Tagline at top reads “The most devastating detective story of this century.” Movie credits are underneath.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Spelling bee is not happy with me.
Spelling bee game with center hex “y” surrounded by six hexes containing “h,o,a,r,k, and y.” At top the game reports the selected word is not in the word list. The word the user was trying to submit is “ofay.”
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It’s somewhat amazing that the @washingtonpost.com would publish anything by clueless idiot Megan McArdle accusing someone else of cluelessness.
Washington Post: Opinion: The interview that exposed academia’s cluelessness. By Megan McArdle. Image of university building with people walking in front of it.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We live in the dumbest timeline.
Headline: Pentagon announces testosterone screening for troops 30 and older.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
@washingtonpost.com do you want to know yet another reason you are shedding subscribers?
Opinion by the Washington Post editorial board titled “the supreme court’s birthright overreach: the case could have been decided on narrower grounds.” Photo shows Supreme Court building in background with crowds of people in front.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Found one of my old ticket stubs in a book I haven’t looked at in many years…
Ticket stub for Sleater-Kinney concert at the Black Cat in Washington, DC. General admission, 8 dollars.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Funny, your clown car editors writing that headline as if everyone is as stupid and shortsighted as they are.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Patti Smith and the band on stage at The Met in Philadelphia on the Horses 50 Tour.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
People losing jobs, Dow rises…all you really need to know about the ethics of finance capital.
News alert from CNBC that reads “Dow rises 400 points as weak ADP jobs report spurs rate cut hopes.” Adjacent is an image of four men in blue trading jackets on the stock exchange floor.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#NOKINGSWB
Crowd gathered to hear speakers on a stage center right of photo denouncing the man who would be king.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
No wonder China was so willing to agree on the TikTok sale…
Clip of news story with heading “Donald Trump.” Headline reads “Trump says Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch likely part of US TikTok investor group.” Subheadline: “US president tells Fox News ‘a man named Lachlan is involved…that’s a very unusual name, Lachlan Murdoch.’”
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
“Giants.” Someone needs to tell CBS it isn’t 2013 anymore.
CBS Sports alert that reads “Manchester United bounced. EPL giants shocked by fourth-tier Grimsby Town in penalty kicks 12-11, eliminated from Carabao Cup in second round.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Jesus, guys. This was you not long ago:
Hill post from 18 October 2024 linking to their story whose headline proclaims “Kamala’s newest lie: Trump will send the army after you.” Accompanying the headline is a photo of Harris delivering a speech with her left arm raised and index finger pointing upward. The post is a great example of The Hill’s trash journalism.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I know it’s early going, and I hope West Ham pull out of the bottom three, but the relegation field looks pretty sweet right now.
English Premier League table showing bottom ten teams. Relegation three are ManU, Wolves, and the Hammers.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Yet another reason I canceled my @washingtonpost.com subscription. I can imagine the headline in 1941: “How Tojo and his inner circle threw the US and the rest of the world off guard before they struck key naval sites.” Worthless rag.
Idiotic Washington Post alert: “how Trump and his inner circle threw Iran and the rest of the world off guard before the US struck key nuclear sites.”
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Says the guy whose “Defense Forces” have bombed every hospital in Gaza…
From 4 hours ago. 11.19 BST. Israel Katz says Iran’s supreme leader “can no longer be allowed to exist’
Israel’s defense minister said on Thursday that Iran’s supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei “can no longer be allowed to exist” after Soroka hospital in southern Israel was hit during an Iranian missile attack, Agence France—Presse (AFP) Reports.
Israel Katz told journalists in Holon near Tel Aviv:
“Khamenei openly declares that he wants Israel destroyed - he personally gives the order to fire on hospitals. He considers the destruction of the state of Israel to be a goal, Such a man can no longer be allowed to exist.”
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
So maybe carrying water for the guy who told you exactly how much he hated democracy wasn’t a good thing, right?
Hill social media post from October 2024 proclaiming Kamala Harris’s warning about Trump’s use of the military as “Kamala’s newest lie.” Image of Kamala Harris at a campaign rally below text.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Just when you thought the clown show couldn’t get clownier.
News story. Headline reads “Trump taps Fox News host Jeanine Pirro to be interim US attorney for DC.” Accompanying photo shows Jeanine Pirro purportedly in a sober moment wearing a red pantsuit with a white top underneath. She stands against a railing with high rise buildings in the background.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Poor Carney having to pretend he’s talking to a serious person capable of adult reasoning.
Canadian PM Mark Carney sitting next to Donald Trump in the gaudily redecorated Oval Office. Carney has a serious expression on his face as if Trump is saying something meaningful.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
“Ozymandias” comes to mind.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
It’s a cult.
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Happy Birthday, Langston Hughes!
LP with photo of Langston Hughes’s head and shoulders in profile facing right. On top it reads “Langston Hughes.” On the side it reads “Black Forum.” Just above and in front of Hughes’s forehead it reads “& Margaret Danner.”
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hancuff.bsky.social @hancuff.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
What I’m reading. Picked this up from the Two Lines Press booth at MLA2025.
Novel “Atlantic Hotel” by João Gilberto Noll and translated by Adam Morris. Cover image of an exterior hotel door and window. Door is painted red with the number 100 on it. A battered window AC unit is beneath the window, whose curtains are drawn. The exterior wall is white stucco.
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