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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 4h

[celine dion voice] beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, bea-u-ti-ful foiiiiiid

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 6h

i know it’s all chemistry but i don’t know how the fuck this becomes dark blue

a tube of schwarzkopf live cosmic blue hair dye. the paste is a pale yellow.

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 05/10/2026

"zoe im high as fuck this door is scaring the shit out of me" "who gave you a vape dylan what the fuck"

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 05/10/2026

dylan hitting the pen and staring into the infinite door instead of fixing the patterning

dylan faden from control resonant standing in front of a fast travel door. the doors are like infinity mirrors and they infinitely repeat whatever is in front of and behind them

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 05/10/2026

i think one of my favorite things about the lanterns finale is the constant undercurrent of willpower running through everything. that choosing peace can be one of the hardest things to make yourself do, but that there is a quiet dignity and a great deal of strength in doing so

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 05/10/2026

this reminds me of when i went to see blair witch (2016), jokingly leaned over to my then-girlfriend i was watching it with, whispered exactly what the final act of the movie would be in the first five minutes, and then when exactly what i said would happen Happened and then i just kept laughing

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 05/10/2026

well. apple cider. but it was just pressed apple juice with some cinnamon and nutmeg and clove added in because i had to approximate apple cider bc they don’t got that here

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 05/10/2026

i boiled a whole bottle of apple juice (minus a lil sip) down to a maple syrup consistency for these and there is so much apple flavor in them it’s kinda blowing me away

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 05/10/2026

fuck i forgot alt text. uh. it’s apple cider mini cakes on a plate. there’s video game item interaction prompts at the bottom

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 04/10/2026

do you think noah kahan does the 6 7 hand movement when he sings she calls me back live bc i hope he does

lyrics from the pre-chorus to she calls me back from noah kahan

Does it bite at your edges?
Do you lie awake restless?
Why am I so obsessive?
Hanging on to every sentence
This town’s the same as you left it
Your page was blank, but I read it
I still dial 822-993-167

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dead deeri @deerea.rs · 07/01/2025

winning a debate with a puppygirl by sending her a gif of a vacuum cleaner whenever she disagrees with me

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 04/10/2026

rhythmically i feel it but like. sonically i think you're going for something different

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 04/10/2026

i immediately read this to the tune of before he cheats by carrie underwood. i assume because of it saying four wheel drive at the end of a line that stresses the long e sound

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 04/10/2026

they got special zoning or whatever so you can open a like boutique shop and live out of it for normal apartment rent money... it's crazy

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 04/10/2026

they opened a millenialcore car-free walkable "neighborhood" (read: large apartment complex that has stores in it) in the city i went to college in and if i still lived in arizona i would be begging for a spot

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 04/10/2026

you're certainly allowed to disagree with me! and if you're saying it in a way that invites a dialogue i probably won't even get annoyed! but if i'm saying "i like this" and you just start shitting on it by line 2 i'm gonna go :/

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 04/10/2026

hello chatroom if i say i like something it is not an invitation to say that you did not in the replies. silence is free <3

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 04/10/2026

why do people on the internet insist on shitting on a thing when someone is giving said thing praise

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 04/10/2026

just logged into deadlock for the first time in like three weeks what do you mean this shit has neighborhoods now

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 04/10/2026

“it makes more sense if you find all the doors” GEE I WONDER WHY I CAN’T FIND THE DOORS

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 04/10/2026

"oh you want a NORMAL map? fine fuck you buddy have fun"

the map of a later stage in control resonant, where each piece of the map is separated from the other by large voids that are completely separated from each other and completely untraversable without the use of gravity wells that only work by jumping off of them and following gravity hundreds of feet down (in a relative manner to where you jumped from)

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 04/10/2026

i really like how everyone complained about a largely non-functional map in control (2019) so remedy said "okay bet" and gave us a normal two dimensional map that is actively unhelpful because of the gravity shift mechanic, especially later towards the end

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 04/10/2026

making grace, who is five apples tall and weighs 100 pounds soaking wet, shoot a .50 caliber handgun with no preparation and going “yeah idk what the fuck i thought was gonna happen” after was one of the funniest things that’s ever happened in RE and a guy punches a boulder to death in these games

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 04/10/2026

and then you get to the part where grace gets to use Requiem and then you’re like “oh hell yeah a Combined Experience between the two playstyles” and then you try and shoot it and she can barely hold it up and then you shoot it and she just

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 04/10/2026

woke up thinking about how good it feels in resident evil 9 to switch from puzzles and abject fear in the grace sections to playing leon and making sure the zombies know that he isn’t trapped in here with them, they’re just waiting their turn to get vaporized by the biggest revolver you’ve ever seen

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 03/10/2026

i like that he had an insane post in the works already with “you can never completely erase harm, so why try reducing it at all” and then he was like WAIT I GOT THIS

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 03/10/2026

no you don’t get to be a weirdo in my replies and then go “ignore me, i’m musing” lmfao

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 03/10/2026

guy who’s definitely participating in this discourse in good faith

this guy that i’m quoting replying to someone else and saying “And if we put aside our upset at having to know about it, if we really focus on minimising harm, abusers who become parents have more opportunity to rape there than in any other aspect of life. So, what, we chemically castrate Jacob Geller? I don't think people have thought this through.”

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 03/10/2026

guy who hasn’t logged in for two months suddenly very active in everyone’s replies once one of his favorite white boys admits to sexually assaulting someone and everyone else goes “ew”

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 03/10/2026

i don’t know how you get this from “when information is revealed you should update your opinion based on the new information”

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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.

Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name

Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "

Closeup of the text for the photo that says

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 03/10/2026

sorry i know i'm not supposed to get mad at posts on the internet anymore but this one is flicking me

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 03/10/2026

"'not having 1.5 million subscribers on youtube' is basically prison and you're the warden" and other musings from people who have never looked up a definition of a term in their lives

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 03/10/2026

ultimately, idk dog i just don't think i'm "participating in the carceral state" by clicking the unsubscribe button on youtube and being like "yeah i don't like that guy now"

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 03/10/2026

well you see he's a cozy-looking white guy who likes the same video games i do, so, uh,

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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 03/10/2026

knowing how things work allows you to criticize and fight things way better than ignoring them because you dislike them does

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Ian rudderbutt @reasonablemustelid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Rico Charges @NoChorus

Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.

Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 03/10/2026

like yeah man i'm glad you say you did the work but can you show your answers

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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 03/10/2026

i am trying my best to be sympathetic but a lot of this argument hinges on "trusting that the guy who said he did the work did the work" without any real points that he did the work, which is confusing to me considering the whole reason we're here is him being deceptive about it in the first place

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