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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 24/08/2026
yumeko from the manga “avant-garde yumeko” holding a pencil up to her eye to get the proper perspective to draw a penis
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 23/08/2026
a talksprite of asgore dreemurr from deltarune, looking dismayed as
he speaks
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 02/08/2026
this is starting to sound less like a warning and more like a sales pitch
a crushed pack of cigs on the sidewalk that reads “SMOKERS DIE YOUNGER” in bold 
black text.
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 29/07/2026
shhhhh, please control your volume? my son kopututu is napping
screenshot from infinity nikki. kopututu, a little mushroom boy in a frilly diaper, is laying face down in shallow water
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 25/07/2026
tenna spraying spamton with raid
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 25/07/2026
they’re right but it still hurts
the merch catalog for umamusume: pretty derby “7th EVENT WORLD TOUR: THE STAGE in LOS ANGELES”. highlighted text reads: “The band shirt comes in one size, roughly equivalent to an American XL.”
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 13/07/2026
some of you on here
outdoor trash can with two compartments: 
“DOG WASTE ONLY” on the left, 
“GARBAGE ONLY” on the right.
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 10/07/2026
mr. kappamaki WINS
mr. kappamaki (the sushi roll with legs) running down the third baseline with a VERY determined look on his face
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 14/06/2026
fandom 🥹🧡
a screenshot of two horse girls smiling together. zenno rob roy, on the left, saying a line in japanese: “Tokubetsu ni shoutai shiyou. Juppondo de ii.” taiki shuttle, on the right, saying a line in english: “Just for you, ten pounds and you’re in!”the same two horse girls as before. taiki shuttle saying: “Haha! So that’s how the line goes in Japanese!”
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 14/06/2026
nothing can be scarier than the real thing
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 12/06/2026
LETS BARBEQUE PARTY
taiki shuttle from “umamusume: pretty derby” wearing her summer racewear*. she’s raising an ice cream cone high in the air on a sunny anime day. 

* taiki’s summer racewear is a ruffly pink plaid top, suspenders, and white shorts with slits in the front. she’s wearing big socks with hiking boots and has a camera hanging from a cross-body strap.
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 28/05/2026
guy whos mad because his alarm clock doesn't support minutes
this is a black and white newsprint ad clipped from the new york tribune, circa 1918. it reads: 

There are no "ifs" about this clock
The Only Clock in the World Guaranteed to Ring on the "Dot" for Any Minute of Any Hour. 
⏰ THE NEW SCIENTIFIC WIZARD alarm clock 
If your dealer can-not supply you we will do so promptly
Sent prepaid to any U. S. P. O. address on receipt of price, $4.00; with illuminated hands and dial (clearly discernible in the dark), $ 5.00. 'Phone Broad 2515.
YANKEE WIZARD CLOCK CO.,
18 Broadway, N. Y. City.
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 10/05/2026
wait i lied i also have this one
an orange plastic skeleton hanging decoration with a pumpkin for a head. she also has christmas ribbons tied to her ribcage. she hangs in a hallway.
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 10/05/2026
this is the only picture i took while i was out ln
a large hand-written sign on a the exterior of a bodega window, reading: “WELCOME 
FRUITS ANd VEgETABLES 
15% OFF”

the display behind the poster, seen through the window, is all bongs
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 09/05/2026
trouble
image of tavros nitram’s mii (in tomodachi life: living the dream) surrounded by the sparkly pink mist of love, blushing and smiling as he says “I never knew sERKET,,,… could transfix me like this…”A relationship status indicator for Miis of Vriska Serket and Tavros Nitram in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. 

from vriska’s grinning face, an arrow pointing to tavros reads “Not getting along”. from tavros’ nervously smiling face, an areow pointing to vriska reads “Friends”.
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 24/04/2026
they just make these. you can just... buy these at a store
two rement animal crossing "happy room" blind box kits, still packaged and unassembled. they sit on the FILTHY "citizen sleeper" desk mat of a person who clearly has a mental illness (me).two rement animal crossing "happy room" blind box kits, assembled and stacked on top of each other (you can stack them or keep them separate! i love!!).  on the ground floor, we have isabelle, seated at her cluttered desk in the island's municipal office. a nook ABD machine hums in the corner. on the first floor, we have marshall the squirrel, sitting at a piano in his dark elegant room. a framed photo of himself rests upon the piano.
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 21/04/2026
GA: In Fact It Is The Most Important Thing About This Of All
a mii of kanaya maryam in tomodachi life: living the dream. she is speaking. the subtitles read: “tell me, jade harley. how good are you at frog breeding?”a mii of kanaya maryam in tomodachi life: living the dream. she is smiling with her eyes. the subtitles read: “i really respect folks who are good at frog breeding.”
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 20/04/2026
nice natie nice natie!!!!!
a mii from tomodachi life: living the dream who has been customized to look like nice nature from umamusume: pretty derby. she’s standing with on arm on her hip, blushing, and has a little crumply mouth. and she’s wearing the school uniform (summer version) from the game!!
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 18/04/2026
taiki shuttle
a mii version of taiki shuttle from tomodachi life: living the dream. she’s smiling and saying “Hmm… A gun and a hamburger… You seem cool!”
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 17/04/2026
bonnie isat? on toxins island?? it’s more likely than you think!
a mii from the game tomodachi life: living the dream. they look an awful lot like bonnie from the hit game “in stars and time”. they are a small black and white kid with a tooth missing in the front.
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 12/04/2026
nycstuck was sooo fun but i know nothing about beyond canon so that part was bewildering. they’re telling me this is dirk strider and i have no choice but to believe them
a whiteboard drawing of a four legged creature wearing some strikingly familiar pointy anime shades
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 06/03/2026
bullshit
screenshot of the info page for Philadelphia LEGOLAND Discovery Center’s “Adult Night” event. under a big red “Buy Now” button, the fine print reads:

 “LEGOLAND Discovery Center is an indoor children's attraction, but additional activities and experiences will be added for Adult Night to make the evening suitable for guests 18+.” immediately following this sentence is a neon-highlighted sentence: “Not all of the attraction's children's play experiences will be available for adults due to size & weight restrictions.”

(highlighting added by me hana the image’s editor)
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 27/02/2026
the levels of southeast asian uncle energy coming off of mr. windychu…..
mr. windychu from the pokemon wind/wave release materials! he is a pikachu wearing a tight-fitting batik short sleeve shirt, a white cowboy hat with a huge flower on it, and aviator sunglasses. he just looks like an uncle what can i say!!!!!
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 25/02/2026
kawakami princess's storyline ... 🥹!!
a screenshot of kawakami princess from the app umamusume: pretty derby. she's wearing her civilian clothes (not her race uniform) and speaking at a fan festival event. her dialog box reads: "Indeed. It's not our place to tell others what to believe. That's for them to decide. Instead, focus on who you want to be."
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 11/02/2026
my greek neighbors gave their 10 year old twins permission to draw on the walls in the basement and the result is so endearingly human
a absolutely fucking kickass child’s drawing of a vascular, shirtless goku going super saiyan. he has like an abdominal six-pack to the side of each pectoral muscle (were they meant to be ribs?) and very large googly eyes with one pupil slightly larger than the other.a child’s drawing of eminem with “SHADY” written over it and “SLIM SHADY” written underneath it. his eyes are too small, his hair looks like a helmet, and for some reason the bridge (i.e. most prominent part) of his nose is shaded the darkest. a similarly blobby notorious b.i.g. with the words “notorious B.I.G. PAPA” is halfway out of frame to eminem’s left. there’s also just the words “Dr. Dre” and “Frankie BABY” written on the wall in red.
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 11/02/2026
neopets gongcha… save me neopets gongcha…….
a promotional signboard for the neopets x gong cha collaboration, advertising neopets-themed drinks (like honestly they are just drinks???? not really themed???? but whatever) and four really cute blind box plushies selling for $9.99 a pop.two VERY CUTE blind box plushies from the neopets x gong cha collaboration, sitting on my messy desk. on the right is a fluffy yellow baby kacheek holding a boba cup with two hands. on the left is a fluffy blue baby shoyru holding a boba with one hand. they are both blushing like little cherubs. one of my ling dark wavy hairs is also in the photo, which is kinda gross, but thas just how it be
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 30/01/2026
the ship dressing flag which symbolizes "I AM ON FIRE; KEEP CLEAR OF ME
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 29/01/2026
i would throw dr. winters AND jess out the damn ferris wheel to make Him mine
Hugh Morris, a character from the Tomodachi Life Nintendo Direct on January 29, 2026. The boy's wearing a full-ass purple-and-red harlequin getup with clown face makeup. 

He's the love interest🥰
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 08/01/2026
livingg in the establishing shot of a scifi dystopia
the window of a starkly-lit dunkin donuts, advertising: 

“PROTEIN 
PROTEIN 
PROTEIN 
PROTEIN 
PROTEIN”
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 04/01/2026
if anything, anime girl figurines predate and are possibly ancestral to warhammer minis. just look at all these mikus
an assortment of neolithic portable sculptures, most of which take the form of a shapely nude woman. they date from the early neolithic (6500-5800 BC) to final neolithic (4500-3200 BC) periods of human history.
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 31/12/2025
they’re a must for good luck in the New Year
two lemon pigs on new years eve 2025. the pig on the left is seated, looking up. the pig on the right is standing and staring forward. an excerpt from 1971’s “401 Party and Holiday Ideas from Alcoa” (Alcoa stands for “Aluminum Company of America”). underneath the image, a caption reads: 

“Lemon Piglet (11) For good luck in the New Year, a lemon piglet is a must! Insert four toothpicks into a lemon for legs. Slit pointed end for mouth to hold shiny penny, and two cuts for the ears. Eyes are cloves. Crush and curl foil for silly tail.”
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 11/12/2025
new insult for people over 30 who i dislike
image of squim, the original smiling friend, going absolutely nuts as pim pimling looks on with concern. it is captioned “He probably danced at ground zero at 9/11”
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 07/11/2025
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 10/10/2025
nycc! i’m jade today if u say hi i will give u a rosemary sticker ~~~
me flashin a peace sign as dog tier jade harley. i got white puppy ears, a grey hood, round glasses, and shirt with a swirly space aspect symbol on it.me in the same getup doing the classic dog tier jade frame up, making a square with my fingers. in addition to the dog ears and hood and space aspect top, i have a grey skirt, striper stockings, and red flats on. i’m in front of a dumpster, please ignore that
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 10/10/2025
bonus prize: this song stuck in my head for 100 years
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 30/09/2025
more in this vein: partner gave me a matcha kitkat and a strawberry kitkat last night. i am eating them for encouragement before my final meeting of the workday (a workday in which i had no time to do actual work because i was in meetings).
a pink wrapped strawberry kit kat and a dark green wrapped matcha kit kat sitting on my leg.
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 30/09/2025
a bunch of manga boys hugging game consoles and weeping with joy. a shining dialog bubble says “Videogames!!! I love you so much!!!”
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 30/09/2025
also they put the @sokpop.co folks in as a pop idol band which is SO CUTE (no but for real this game is sad as hell pls do not be fooled)
jenny’s texted her boyfriend oliver. 
he says: “What?!”. 
jenny replies: “Pauline just alerted me! Surprise Sokpop Concert!”jenny and oliver in a crowd at the sokpop concert. 

jenny is smiling and holding up a white sign that says “SOKPOP! 🧦💕” in pink. this is her favorite band.

oliver is holding a pink heart shaped sign that reads “ARAN💖” in white. his eyes are HEART EYES 😍! aww, he loves ‘em too.
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 29/09/2025
back to using the to-do pages that @vreni.bsky.social made this week. i give myself a lil stamp once i complete a day of work. treating myself like a 6 year old is actually pretty motivating
it’s my weekly to-do, which is fitted into a template that vreni made. it shows my week at a glance and allows me to cross off days once they are done, which makes me feel better. monday has been filled out and is stamped with a cute shiba inu stamp that says “good”. one down, 4 to go!!
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 29/09/2025
nice. blaze it.
etsy cart total which reads:

Total (3 items): $420.00
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 27/09/2025
this is the most evil shit i have ever seen; you would be mocked for writing this into your near-future scifi
A flyer taped to the TSA sign in the security line at Burlington International Airport. It reads:

“Self-Deport with CBP Home and Leave on Your Own Terms!

Claim a Free Flight and $1,000 for EACH Member of Your Family!

If you're in the U.S. without legal status, now is the time to leave. You may be eligible to leave the country voluntarily through the CBP Home Mobile App and receive:

• Financial Assistance: Receive a $1,000 exit bonus per person, in addition to free flights for you and all your accompanying family members.

• Control Over Your Departure: Return home as a regular traveler on a commercial flight.

• Forgiveness of Fines for Failure to Depart:
Receive forgiveness of any civil immigration fines for failure to depart after a final order of removal or a voluntary departure order.

If you do not self-deport, ICE will continue to prioritize your removal. This can include prosecution, detention, fines, and removal.

Visit dhs.gov/cbphome

Download On The App Store / Get It On Google Play

Download the app on Apple or Android and enroll. A CBP Home representative will contact you to arrange your flight and offer additional assistance.”A zoomed in portion of the pictured CBP flyer. It is a sample screen from the official US government app you can use to “self-deport”. 

It says “Home” with a photo of two parents holding the hands of a very small child. Below this it reads “Getting You Home Quickly And Easily”, followed by “Receive a $1,000 exit bonus” and then an ominous “Continue” button.
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 16/09/2025
Shape: 
🐜

Pokédex color: 
Brown
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 11/09/2025
oopsie whoopsie who could have foreseen lol. this is why you update your domain 24 hours prior to your big launch event.
1001 error on homestuck dot com (and mspaintadventures.com) because they waited until launch to update the CNAME lmfao
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 10/09/2025
ehehehehe as if i wasn’t gonna
the same felicia print behind my tv!!!
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 10/09/2025
i mean look at this babygirl (print by @ikm218.bsky.social 🧡)
it’s FELICIa from darkstalkers. omg she looks so cute! it’s like a watercolor/chalk pastel drawing of her waving hi with her big floofy paw
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 10/09/2025
i dropped a strawberry matcha onto my desk (before taking one sip) and it exploded everywhere and washed away my notes
my notes being dissolved by matcha
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 04/09/2025
how are flowers real
my hand holding a small bouquet of deep royal purple lysanthus (lysanthi?) and pale yellow snapdragons in golden sunlight
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 02/09/2025
oh no, this video looks terrible!!!! here is another (which will probably look terrible as well) where you can see da crab more closely
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 02/09/2025
do you know anything about the seasonal migration or breeding behavior of any of those two common species? we saw them in droves at plumb beach on sept 2 of 2023 but they were nowhere to be found when we returned yesterday. we did see holes, but no crabbies :( we want to fondly admire them again!!
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hana 花 حَنا @hana.cool · 25/08/2025
“howdy trainer-san, i wrassled up some ‘a my own research about vaccines!”
taiki shuttle (from umamusume: pretty derby), posing with her revolver.
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