Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Yeah surestatic.klipy.comодиндома Kevin Mc Callister ShockedALT: одиндома Kevin Mc Callister Shocked 000
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I had no idea about this mustang thing. Good grief. 010
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Can we inject the bombers with testosterone? 000
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In hindsight maybe it wasn’t a good idea to put a psychopath in power 010
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comBiggie Smalls on Throne: "It Was All A Dream"ALT: Biggie Smalls on Throne: "It Was All A Dream" 000
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Only “real America” is allowed to judge others 010
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Statistics should be part of required high school curriculum 000
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Where's that DOGE guy who had to machete the US government because of misspellings? Anywhere to be found? He got nothing to say? 000
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We must address the structural mechanisms that have allowed absolute imbeciles to be in charge of everything 0121
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tricksy wallet sneaking around hiding from you 001
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ok, just need a constitutional convention or three and then we're cooking! 000
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh it was a 2-point conversion, that's it. I was like didn't he just get a touchdown in the rams game? 000
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comJack Nicholson's Evil Smile Head NodALT: Jack Nicholson's Evil Smile Head Nod 000
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If I had to guess, I think it goes hand in hand with their love of artifice. The “macho” vibes, the superiority of aw shucks easy answers, the surface level shallowness of their political platform, love of a bullshitter like trump.. it seems all of a piece to me. 020
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Send an invoice. *this is not legal advice 0110
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Also the food from the market is so tainted these days, the milk is white! Disgusting! 000
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well duh, it's an arc, not a line! *dodges tomato* 001
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's almost like these people are full of shit 031
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One of these is crooked. The lines I mean. 000
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m remembering an election where they said if you elect a dem they’re going to take your beef! How could this be happening! 130
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The next administration will have a mountainous pile of stuff to get done, they better be ready 000
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Apropos of nothing, I’m remembering when Russ came back too soon 000
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Logical conclusionstatic.klipy.comWitness meALT: Witness me 001
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Fine. Next time a dem takes office, bye bye Faux News and its ilk 000
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 16/09/2026For a moment there I thought we were in trouble 000
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A new golden age didn't you hear. It's a hot country. 000
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Behold the golden age of waste, fraud, and abuse 000
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It's been a real odyssey, but victory is just over the ridgeline 040
Han Shot First @han-shot-first.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comKermit The Frog: It's Go Time!ALT: Kermit The Frog: It's Go Time! 010
