Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When you think about it GTA is just Mario Kart with extra steps 000
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Also look at every "Everyone else said no so here you go" late pro bowl add in the last 15 years and it's not exactly a world beating team. They're just trying to fill out rosters. 110
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Pussy in bio - an existential thought experiment where in your generals both exist and don't until a stranger clicks a link and comments "good morning beautiful" 010
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Imagine having to explain to your kids what Zima was..... 010
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 05/12/2024My kid asked me what grape nuts were and all I could think to say was "imagine a bowl full of gravel with somehow a worse taste" 000
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I have a personal vendetta, but I also have a group vendetta due at midnight and none of the other members of my team have helped and I'll get even with them if it's the last thing I do. 000
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Dead Poet's Society but it's just me teaching a bunch of Amish kids the lyrics to "Fat Bottom Girls". 000
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Food coma - sleepy, stop eating Food comma - awake and keep eating after a short rest Food Oxford Comma - burp up half a pie on you blue dress while stammering like Hugh Grant 000
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Ugh I've been trying to finish that parade for two years 0270
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 24/11/2024"If found, return to Noreen" "I'm Ethel" 000
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Omg I can't wait to pay $30 for this game on the switch store for some reason. 010
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Also Oswald was a gloom stalker operating in his proficient terrain against a favored enemy. 000
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 18/11/2024This is the perfect cover for her to continue scamming people 010
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 18/11/2024"Whats a woman?" oh man how do they come up with this stuff! 010
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 17/11/2024But if we help build the concentration camps we'll have a say in how bad they can be. Otherwise we're just a bunch of people outside with signs that say "Stop putting people in camps" 000
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Is you family doing anything special for Toyotathon? 010
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Gets roped onto a polycule but just as It support. 000
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 16/11/2024That's not true sometimes I'm sad and pissed off. 000
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Would you like me to help you identify the means of production? 020
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 16/11/2024We just realized we never turned the podcast recording equipment on and we're having trouble recapturing the zeitgeist of Tyler's rant about women ruining drone racing. 000
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Rossane John Goodman or Barton Fink John Goodman? 000
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I think every time someone flames out of Trump's cabinet we should get to see Herman Cain as a force ghost waving to them as they get sent to a reeducation camp. 060
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 30/03/2024Guy who is really concerned about international men's day on international women's day "OH YEAH? WHEN IS IT BAD FRIDAY?” 000
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 24/12/2023I went to my Jewish OBGYN's office and she had a labia menorah. 010
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 23/12/2023I think it ignores a much larger and more interesting argument - if you're eating a mermaid is it considered white or red meat? Do you pair it with a blush? Sommelier nightmare. 000
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 23/12/2023I paid extra to have my doctor voice record my diagnosis so I can put it on a cassette tape and get the bad news from Teddy Ruxspin. 000
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 22/12/2023*teleports in front of you* "Nothing personal kid" *Lifts up your shirt and gives your tummy a raspberry* 040
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 22/12/2023Wearing a mesh back trucker hat that says "Take my wife... Please" 010
Makeout Party Hotdog Burp @hamtart.bsky.social · 21/12/2023What about us fat guys that can't remember which team were on? 030
