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@hamshooz.bsky.social
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You’ll live a life of fear and dread if you listen to the Grateful Dead ⚡️💀🌹 #BMFS #vanitywatch #howyadern

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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 6h
fuck around, find out. gang. #freetrip #oneway
free trip to heaven. details inside.
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 6h
got eem
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 6h
🦂🦂🦂
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 6h
thats risky business coming outta you #rollerdogs
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 6h
blow your nose
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 8h
STONEY #vanitywatch
STONEY
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 8h
i mean, not really but to each their own. i don't judge.
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 8h
i have a similar used bag holder and it's the best. all dog owners should have this $2 accessory
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 9h
damn that's a pretty good impression
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 9h
and that's not cool to not clean up after your dog in that scenario. i have a little holder for bags and another holder for used bags that is clipped to the leash so i don't have to actually carry anything.
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 9h
lucky you!
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dude, i know you drive a jeep and all but thats so many ducks
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 9h
bsky.app/profile/hams...
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 10h
evergreen
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 10h
well hey hopefully it's a nice day out! it's good to get out of the house sometimes
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 12h
that's a fantastic rock!! nice work val!
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 12h
oh good
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 12h
hi dogs 👋
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 12h
honestly, i feel like jay lane is the culprit for this
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 12h
wait is this the 6- 10s place?!
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 12h
i appreciate the heads up!
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 12h
oh wow, 2 hours! i'm gonna have to save this for tonight
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 12h
my favorite from their discog, if i had to choose
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 13h
that's pretty good i'm totally gonna say that next time this happens.
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 13h
THANK YOU! these people seriously don't realize there are wild animals that piss and shit all over their lawns every single day!
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 13h
genuinely i think that's what some of these boomers expect me to do
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 13h
not likely
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 13h
i only just recently learned how protective some folks get over the cleanliness of their ::checks notes:: outside garbage can. idk, man.
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 13h
i can't wait to not watch this movie
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 13h
well, yeah. these are the same people who think they have to have a green lawn in a desert and only water when it's 2pm even on the hottest days. oh, and at least a couple of the zones are only watering the street because they can't be bothered to fix their system.
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 13h
sounds like an after school field trip to the park could be in order
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 13h
oh i only read the first few paragraphs of the article
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 13h
we always walk on the sidewalks and it's always been geriatric white men being overly protective of their lawns. i always clean up the solid waste but there is literally nothing i can do about pee
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 13h
i'd say noise associated with power going out is not ideal
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 13h
yeah it's always fun to have your fight or flight kick in when you're just trying to zone out on a walk with my dogs
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 13h
idk who that is
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 14h
Marci Rasmussen, owner of Especially For You 221 W 400 S, Salt Lake City, UT 84101 business phone number: (801) 531-7557 if anybody is bored and wants to shame someone for being an asshat
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 14h
hey bud, why the long face?
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 14h
honestly, i've always been impressed they've been able to pull off the quality of sound they already do, considering all the cards stacked against them.
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 14h
this is exactly why i feel compelled to call them and complain.
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 14h
the amount of times i've been accosted while walking my dogs is beyond insane. since when do people not understand how dogs work?
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 14h
wtf
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 14h
i'm literally so close to calling that shop just to tell them the shop owner should be super ashamed of herself.
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 14h
would be a good avenue to get off that ranch too i bet
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 14h
whoa
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
oh hell yeah, you aint wrong!
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
id still try one
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
well thats a bummer
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
these apples are about to have every millenial in choke hold.
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shoozy @hamshooz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
this would probably fix me
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