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hamrapture.bsky.social

@hamrapture.bsky.social

Artist, reader, avid dog-lover.

hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 26/02/2024

Apparently the Halo Movie sucks. I hope they don't make a Minecraft movie starring someone like The Rock or Jason Mamoa. Wait a sec. (does web search) (sees Minecraft the Movie coming out in 2024 starring Jack Black and Jason Mamoa) darnit!

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

WILL THERE BE HA-A-AM?

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

Like any great cis figure, he has to walk a fine line between the magnitude of his heteronormativity and the fragility of his ego.

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

He keeps the world from flopping over with the power, the power of his cis.

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

He's too cis. Rule of Acquisition #1. "Once you have their jizz, you never give it back."

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

I think when he is feeling blue, he wraps himself in a blanket and warms himself with the radiant energy of his cisness.

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

And the cis he rode in on.

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

He also is way too sexy for his shirt. I mean cis.

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

Can we fixate on how cis he is?

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

A beautiful cis man. Cis gravy on a cis open sandwich.

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

Can I declare Musk to be cis on this social media platform? I believe him to be decisively cistemically delicisly cis, on a factual bacis. Will I get cispended for this?

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 06/02/2024

I think maybe living with housecats is like being a Christian Nationalist.

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 06/02/2024

My partner and I have an open relationship but neither of us take advantage of it because, really, who can be bothered. . .

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 06/02/2024

It's awesome trivia that the raptors in Jurassic Park were real.

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 06/02/2024

Is he still acting in movies?

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 29/01/2024

I thought I was good at computers but then I tried getting Haskell to run on Windows.

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 22/01/2024

I'm trying to remember a hip hop track and need help. The only specifics I can remember is that the rapper dismisses critics while asserting their own identity.

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

Cheese Louise

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

Neon hottub evangelion

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

I would build a church out of your white meat buffalo style chicken strips made with real chicken. ❤️💚💕

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hamrapture.bsky.social @hamrapture.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

I heard this was where people go if they're not racist or Nazi enough for Twitter.

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