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The Real Motley Crew

@hammertime74.bsky.social
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Guitar noodling West Ham fan. Big into cooking, especially curries, and outdoor bbq and grilling. Here for laughs not love, got that already thanks.

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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The whole thing is a pile of toss
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New ringtone
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looking forward to the withdrawal of services and unnecessary tax drain. Border checks on all goods and visa requirements to move outside the village
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Alan Partridge Makes a Silly Face
ALT: Alan Partridge Makes a Silly Face
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Great, Nostradamus Jr is at it again
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He does a lot of great work for charity but er….doesn’t like to talk about it mate
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It's for Charity Mate!
ALT: It's for Charity Mate!
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you’ve not done Mr Creosote prepare to not breath laughing for 10 mins
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Shout out to all the dads just getting on with it, being fabulous, supporting the chaos around us. We’re bastards, we’re janitors, we’re handy men. We’re also tolerant and loving and bloody superheroes. Let’s celebrate us for once
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well you elected a rat twice so….
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Is that why he keeps shitting himself? Sphincter damage?
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Bellend strikes again
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
How is the conflict escalating when ‘they have basically nothing left’ eh Donny?
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is the Republican primaries right? Insomuch as, they were all republicans…am I getting this correctly?
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dull World Cup final matches only in shittiness by that crap half time ‘show’ and pointless hydration add breaks.
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If he didn’t go round peddling so much hate he might not need it in any case
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Here’s an does Robert Jenrick, why not have a word with Nigel Farage about not being such a hate stirring twat and then he might not need the extreme level of protection he somehow thinks he deserves over everyone else
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I expect Lady Gaga’s going to sing through it
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Enter Samwise…..
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
#BINWIN
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
#BINWIN
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Facebook
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
www.facebook.com/share/v/192u... Absolutely brilliant from the Binface. ‘Count’ your days Farage….they are numbered
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ying & Yang right there
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hasn’t really gone to plan Nige has it? Bit like Brexit really.
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well it’s the same with your President and no one’s removed him yet
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The USA’s football team brought a lot of fun to the tournament but once again their repugnant President Trump had the rest of the world cheering on the opposition. Respect the rules of the game. Well done Belgium.
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Get ready for the Calvin Harris and Crazy frog mix versions
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Great crowds, biggest ever I’m told, huge support, probably the best attended event in history….
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
They say you never know the true depths of stupidity unless you’ve worked in customer service, but then you could take it up a level and go to America
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’m not going to make the 2nd half. This is a footballing bore-fest. Get on with it England
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Wouldn’t blame the Scots if they did cut loose. Shocking being tethered to this feeble ‘kingdom’
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
5 years, 10 tops then
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
No one wants to see Terry Butcher in a bikini
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The photo was post but injury was very much mid game. No disrespect to America’s women’s team. This guy is one of England’s great players
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Salmon Moooooooooooouuuusssseee
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Jim?
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Who’s going to win??? That’s tonight’s political hot potato…Charlotte Rampling, catch!
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Pure Class Mr President. This is the America we want to think of. I hope we’ll see her back some day.
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Wasn’t there supposed to be a festival of Brexit that got watered down to a general exhibition and is now a minor bunting occasion with cakes in a retirement home somewhere in the north?
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
‘Recto’ seems somehow appropriate for a bullshit story
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’d bother to pay attention to this if she hadn’t consistently been a disgusting nut job. The fact she’s now anti Trump doesn’t excuse her from being a disgusting nut job and therefore I give not a rats anus about her current opinions.
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
He was going to go in hard, but now he’s gone soft….we’ve all been there
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Apparently Trump was going to go in hard tonight, but now he’s gone soft….we’ve all been there
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The rise of the Irish Reform Army, mindless idiots high on far right rage
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The rise of the Irish Reform Army
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The Irish Reform Army
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Very hard to vote for a prat even if you’re a supporter
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The Real Motley Crew @hammertime74.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It’s the competition no one wants to win, a lot of us would rather our teams weren’t there at all. The US is a rogue state.
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