Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 9hNot gonna lie, these shamisen covers of songs you'd never expect to be covered using them as a major component slap. 000
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Highly recommend if you enjoy weird time travel fuckery, to check out the series called Dark. 3 seasons, 8 episodes a season and about 50 minutes an episode. 000
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Awwwyeahhhh finally got my titanium flesh tunnel back in. Silicone is nice and all but i have missed having cold, hard metal in my ear. Got some new pieces on order for my nose as well, so hopefully soon i'll be able to stretch my nose to the next size. Slowly making myself look more like me. 000
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026🤬 one of my old neighbours asked my partner if we would give her one of our cats. This neighbour we had previously helped get a cat (big mistake) which she proceeded to make incredibly obese and then abandoned in an apartment. No fucking way is she getting one of ours. 130
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026For the first time in 4 days, my mind is letting me listen to more than one song on repeat for 6 hours 🥴 000
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Spoke to my piercist today. They said they wont do a mandible piercing. However, spinal piercings are a go if my skin is lax enough. I am sizing my septum up to a 2g when they get the new rings and pincers in stock. Getting my back done is gonna be expensive. I'll need at least 33 down my back. 000
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It was about time i upsized my ear stretcher. I couldnt afford the stable one, instead i have a pincer a few sizes up for my nose, which is about the size i need to upsize to. Grommets keep falling off, so i shoved it through a silicone tunnel and now, i've upsized about 4 sizes in one go. 010
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Having extreme dissonance between the mind and body. The body is telling the mind to live, when the mind is telling the body to give up. It feels like the part of me that cared if i hurt people has died. 100
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Quite enjoyed the resident evil series on netflix. Sad it got cancelled after one season. 000
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Re-did my dyes. Beard: mostly successful Pubes: like old alge. 240
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Its fucking frustrating that i havent been able to have a hot shower for a month. We get anywhere from 15 seconds to 2 minutes of hot water before it goes ice cold or (at warmest) skin temp. Today it was less than 15 seconds so i had to shower in ice cold water yet again. 001
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Just broke the last of my replacement coffee cups. Well fuck it. Im quitting coffee cause clearly im not meant to fucking have it. There goes 90% of my caloric intake for the day 000
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Went for a mental health assessment with a service today. And basically got told i am beyond the scope of what they are able to help with. Got told that i basically need to be in hospital 💀 000
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Five bands I would sell an organ to see live: 1) Pendulum 2) SKYND 3) Beast in Black 4) Motherfolk 5) Electric CallBoy What five bands would you sell an organ to see? 001
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Found i have a really cool blue rock. I already know what it is (or at least have a very solid suspicion i onow what it is) but, i'd be interested to see what my rock and mineral people think it is. 000
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Got the halter monitor today. Not quite as uncomfortable as i thought it'd be. 100
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I have been trying to have a more positive outlook. Some days i dont do too well, some days i do better. But i am always trying. Today im just kinda flat. Not defeated, not deflated but flat. And that's okay. I dont need to be feeling great to know i am still trying. 110
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"If you do not love yourself, you cannot love anyone else" No cunt. What i won't give to myself i will give to everyone else. 000
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A Herkimer quartz. Thor's hammer termination. 000
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Ugh. Gotta get a halter monitor in a few weeks. Thankfully it will only be a one day thing but still. They're adding a third medication into my pool to try to slow my heart down. Which is frustrating because im already on a max dose of two medications they give to people with terminal heart issues 000
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Can't wait till i can afford lapidary equipment so i can learn lapidary. Once that starts, i'll be needing to import so much stone😵💫 111
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I really should finish getting my teeth ripped out. 110
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026What i need to do next time i have disposable cash is go to a damn police auction like i have planned to for years 😑 kicking myself cause i had the means not long ago but not now. Ah well, just gotta get my ass into gear and get back at it. 010
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Took the stones out of the mounting. It looks like im dealing with either red zircon or rhodolite garnet. 010
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Restoring specimen minerals can be quite dangerous. Some of them can contain lead, arsenic, sulphur compounds etc which really should only restored by a professional, not an ameture like myself. Well, here's the bornite ive been dissolving the oxides off in my kitchen. 010
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I find it disturbing the over regulation of language. Why are we so afraid to say someone died, they committed suicide, they have cancer, they were abusive etc. Instead, it's unalived, d!ed, a***e and so on. This is not going to help anyone, it's just teaching kids to be afraid of language. 2113
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Just an average exchange between my friend and I. 020
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026HAH! FOUND IT! 3 Australian rubies my father found in *redacted* victoria. 120
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I really need to get out to warrandyte or reedy creek soon. Gotta start putting my equipment to use. Just... difficult to get out there from here when you have to be back on the same day 🙄 310
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Sleepin pills taken. I'l probs turn in on the sofa for the night. Cant handle the popping noise that comes from my lungs nor the rattle that Samara from the ring has. If i do not wake up, blame it on me mixing my meds with ones also make you sleep harder than your erect penis scrolling this site 110
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This years flu should be called "the time my sinuses were reincarnated as a slime" Cause god damn it sends your sinuses into overdrive. 000
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Dont go to hospital during the sick season 🤢 only just starting to feel human again. 010
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This flu this year is brutal. Havent had chest pains like this since i had atelectasis. 110
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Been having a blast on ark breeding chickens. 010
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Another thing physical media has over digital streaming is continuity. Some albums have very clear transition points between songs, ending with a specific sound while using that closing sound to open the next. Spotify for example puts a break between, where a cd does it without the break. 6453
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Walking to the hospital and telling them either they cut my ball out or i'll do it myself at home. I cant deal with this pain anymore and now there is blood in my ejaculate. 211
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I love the fact i travel in gem dealer groups. I get access to so many different minerals and at good prices. $300 for 1.2kg of mixed tourmaline specimens? $100 for raw emerald? Hell yeah. Now i just need to hock my box to buy them all out. 010
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026So it's pretty well known i have emotional regulation problems. Does that make me a bad friend? Sometimes. But it also means if i see someone attack you, i will annihilate them before you can say dont. Just remember your crazy friends are also the ones who will bleed for your safety. 110
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Made peanut butter chocolate fudge for my friend earlier :) just tried it and yep. Its good. 010
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Authors need to start printing their works on paper that looks normal to the naked eye but if something tries to scan it, it becomes a reflective mess. 110
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My favourite band may change frequently, but this is certainly up amongst, if not at the top of my list of favourite songs. youtu.be/vV2v_6djIwU?...youtu.beDope Stars Inc. - Can You ImagineYouTube video by Dope Stars Inc. 110
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Ooh we just had this big arcade thingy open in frankston. It's full of claw machines, gacha machines and even that glowing floor game where you have to avoid standing on moving red lights. Havent gone in and had a look but it's massive! 010
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Zoning out to a song about how bad a person Jimmy Savile was 000
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I cant believe i still have to wait till next year to get my ball removed... even with the dr urging the hospital to do it sooner the response was basically "this is unimportant. You'll wait for as long as we decide" 000
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Gotta love not smelling like a sodomised yeti left in the sun to get heat stroke. 250
Hammer 🇦🇺🦭 @hammerthewalrus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I really should get around to bleaching and dying my pubes again. Add some colour to the jungle. 110
