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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism

@hammerpraxis.bsky.social
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Spectator at the fall of the American Empire. Any/all pronouns. (Disclaimer: No, having Lenin With Laser Eyes as my PFP does not mean that I think I'm Lenin or that I'm pretending to be Lenin. It's 2024. Stop it. Get some help.) EDIT: It is now 2026.

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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hell no. Takeshi's Castle was great. This was complete nothingness.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On Cinema is easily the best show of the last decade. 5 bags of popcorn and a jumbo Icee.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We need to get rid of the court.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The key is to have a face that he can't pull between the bars of a prison cell.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What is your argument? We're inventing WORLDSHIP technology? FFS, I'm done, actually make sense the next time you talk to me.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We call him The GOAT for a reason
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And since I know there's going to be pushback: 1. The tech of the worldship is an example of stifled/halted technological advance. The only purpose is to keep the people fat and happy, so everything stays the same for centuries. 2. EVE, the most advanced machine in the movie, saves humanity.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Counterpoint - the tech isn't the problem in Wall-E. Capitalism is. That's the whole point. Capitalism and technology are not intrinsically connected. That was the *entire point of the movie*.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Honestly a very solid choice for favorite. He was mine for a very long time.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There's no way you're convincing me that this isn't a new Tim & Eric bit. There's no fucking way.
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czech hunter biden @conkrete.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every lib defending the Kennedy center and not trans people is basically plaisance from disco elysium
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Damn, wait until you find out about hands
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jesus Christ, libs are so much like the people they think they hate.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No, he was being a piece of shit *and* being a coward about it, and now that he got fuckstomped all of the other cult member cockroaches are coming to defend him. I'm talking about you, by the way.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And he's asking you in terms of Robert Kraft. How is this hard to understand?
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sealiondumbfucksayswhat
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Weird that all of this came out AFTER asking the shitty question that got the loser bodied. Must hurt knowing that you and your cult got megafucked asking the exact wrong person the worst question for you. Sad.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Awwww, the failtrolls are massing to salvage their collective broken egos now. You've gone from hate campaigns to softly weeping in the replies. Sad.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah, when people like you try to make lame attempts at trolling and someone justifiably embarrasses you to the point where it wouldn't at all be shocking to find out that you deleted your entire account, it sure causes issues for your destroyed ego.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah sealion? Yeah, Temu Johnny Sins? So chuds are now resorting to timid attempts at trolling and then immediately scurring into the cracks in the walls, that's what y'all are now? Cockroaches?
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The amount of nuclear cope you chuds ingest every day.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No, he isn't. He's stating facts that more people need to state. Especially when the mainstream position is defaulting to the GOP's bad faith attacks. You might actually be the dumbest person to try to push back today, and I've talked to some *real* fucking idiots.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You're a good man and you're good at what you do. That's it.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
500+ seats every cycle, dumbfuck? Goddamn, you really are this stupid. Bye, time to toss you into the bin.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Like I said, compare to the complete and utter failure of the centrist strategy over several decades. Not to mention - again - *those are the ones off the top of my head*. Those are *from this cycle alone*. Those are the ones *FROM HASAN'S FIRST CYCLE*. You're actually so brain damaged it hurts.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How'd Kamala do against Trump 2.0, dipshit? Specifically, compare the excitement and energy of her campaign JUST dipping her toe into the most objectively popular positions, to post-convention where she became the typical "middle road" Dem who got FUCKING CRUSHED. I'll fucking wait.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did I stutter, moron?
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Which elections has Hasan helped socialists get elected in? Claire Valdez Darializa Avila Chevalier Adam Hamawy Abdul El-Sayed ZOHRAN FUCKING MAMDANI Literally just off the top of my head. You hid from our talk prior and thought THIS was the time to get an own?? Sorry, you failed. Bye.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
1. He's not in a very tight election. He's destroying Rogers. 2. AES is pushing away from THE OBJECTIVELY RAMPANTLY POPULAR OPINION and engaging with the slanderous accusations against Hasan. You are literally the archetype of the perpetually wrong neoliberal troglodyte.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Of anyone in this discussion, the only person who knows what wins elections IS HASAN. Keep pretending you know more than the guy who's gotten multiple socialists nominated and elected while you wax anemic on social media.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The only thing I would push back against is equating us with liberals. Liberals have far more in common with both MAGA and cults than with leftists. Always have.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Noticed that, rather than answering the question you immediately ran to insults. Interesting.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
See, I know this is REALLY hard for your smooth, smooth brain to understand, but you can take terms that aren't exactly meant for a specific situation and use it in other situations. That was always allowed.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
1. In original terms, it's a sports term. Used to compare fighters in different weight classes. 2. Applied here, it states that, even when compensating for the differences in overall power, the US is still by far the biggest danger. Get it yet, stupid?
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mine does this with a series of clear oversized plastic duffel bags crammed into another clear oversized plastic duffel bag. Got them when I thought I was moving in the next month, and now it's his de facto sleep/recreation space. As soon as I come in the door, I see his goofy face peeking out.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm genuinely saddened for this to be the thing that really drives home to me just how infected with dogshit neoliberals this website is. It's not just non-controversial, it's *axiomatic* to anyone who isn't brainpoisoned.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I mean sure, if that would have helped your brain to cook a little longer and prevent it from being the unbaked, doughy shit it is right now.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How is Hasan responsible for what MAINSTREAM FUCKING MEDIA asks Abdul El-Sayed? I'll wait.
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👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My big beautiful turk is correct again
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
nazidumbfucksayswhat
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Raises hand" LMFAO Thanks for letting everyone know that your dumb ass has no idea what "grifter" means. Hint - it doesn't mean "someone I don't like for stupid reasons."
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Who could have possibly predicted that dumbfuck liberals would fail to understand, intentionally or otherwise, that what Hasan is saying is *basic fact*?
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
1. He's done more actual praxis for leftist causes *this year* than you will ever do for anything or anyone in your life. 2. His "mansion" is just a house, dumbfuck. Literally just a normal-sized house. Tell me you've never seen WeHo before. Dumbass.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He's entirely right, though. He's *literally* just stating facts.
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mind elaborating on why you think he's an idiot?
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NOW That's What I Call Zombie Capitalism @hammerpraxis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No it isn't, and you're an idiot.
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