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Hammerhead Snark

@hammerheadsnark.bsky.social
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Puppy poppa, pixel monkey, politically-stressed snark junkie. Banana Ball fanatic!

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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeh. Everyone wants to get on a rocket to get away from his Nazi-lovin’ ass.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Alanis is not going to be happy with you.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
…given how much damage the GOP has enabled Trump to do to our nation.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I blame Jesus for absolutely NONE of my water having even a hint of booze in it.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The boy is the textbook definition of vapid. I’ve always assumed he just knows (or is related to) someone in the industry.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
…and then I’ll have my own little kingdom where all my poverty-level minions make EVERYTHING I need for my ballroom, bunker, and permanent residence at the castle… errr… White House.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
White supremacist cops take a minority citizen, drive him out to the woods as a threat, and leave him there. No, it's not Mississippi in the 1930s, why do you ask?
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Over on this side we have apples. And over on thiiiiiiiiis side we have steaming McTrump dumplings fresh out of the orange clown’s diaper. Let’s compare.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
youtu.be/11d1M8yQeys?...
youtu.be
Chris Housman - Bible Belt
YouTube video by ChrisHousmanVEVO
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My insurance coverage on ACA went up $370/month after DOGE trashed the joint. And Trump thinks $500 will make me vote for ANY of his lackeys? Bwahahahahaha. I’ll never vote for a-n-y-o-n-e in the GOP.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought that was the guy when they mentioned him this morning. I went through four stories before I found it mentioned anywhere near the top. All the rest buried it farther down in the body copy.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
…and yet, people are supposed to make a living off of minimum wage. www.barrons.com/advisor/arti...
barrons.com
Many High-Earning Americans Live Paycheck to Paycheck, Goldman Sachs Finds. Why $300,000 Isn’t Enough Anymore.
Amid worsening signals of retirement readiness, Goldman Sachs sees an opportunity for employers to provide financial guidance and support.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s fine. But can one of the bad things be that Sam suffers an aneurysm while spewing this bs?
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Tig @tiggerrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Protect the Freedom to Read.
A graphic in pink, orange, blue and gold on a white background.  “Let Books Be.” Banned Books Week, Oct. 4-10, 2026. Art by Hyesu Lee. ALA.org/BBooks.  American Library Association. Illustration of various cartoon animals, flowers, and doodles engaged in different kinds of reading: books, audiobooks, and tablets.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I’m sorry. Did I say ‘kiss’? I meant ‘grope’.”
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This guy is a hero 👏 That ending was peak unnecessary police overreach.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This would have been a lot more impressive if the professor had been more uniform with the weights. Different weighted books, placed by hand, in random order? Kind of ruins the test.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A two-year-old french fry found under the driver’s seat of my car should own Paxton.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You still have hair to catch fire!?!? I pulled all mine out on the eve of his reelection.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To be fair, he was also protecting that bag of jelly donut jelly under his shirt from her violent attacks.
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 30/09/2026
Try and find the positive. Its a great time to put that sun room to use, go wind and solar and insulate the attic In the last 2 years Fuel costs +28% Fuel oil +52% Public transport +24% Steaks +18% Seasonal fruits and berries +40% Homeowners insurance +40% Car insurance +54% Vote vote vote vote
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish they would time delay these hearings by one day and put the fact-checking in the chyron. All debates should be done the same way. Or, because we live in the dumbest timeline, do it like the old PopUp Video show on VH1.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What’s that horse’s name? ICE?
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/_u6Tt3PqIfQ?...
youtu.be
2AM: The Smiling Man | short film
YouTube video by Michael Evans
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably. But there’d at least be a paper trail. Defeatism isn’t the answer either.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Same.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Best of luck! And thanks for sharing your hard work. 😉
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.mediaite.com/media/tv/jak...
mediaite.com
Jake Tapper Digs Up Clip of Trump Mocking Obama-Xi State Dinner: ‘Get Down To Work’
CNN’s Jake Tapper aired an old clip of President Donald Trump blasting then-President Barack Obama for hosting Chinese President Xi Jinping for a state dinner in 2015.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.wspa.com/news/local-n...
wspa.com
Former Upstate officers, former fire dept. employee among 6 facing child sex crimes charges: Deputies
His bond hearing is scheduled for Wednesday morning.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.cnn.com/2026/06/30/p...
cnn.com
House votes to force release of records on sexual harassment settlements involving lawmakers | CNN Politics
The House overwhelmingly passed a resolution to force the disclosure of records on confidential sexual harassment settlements on behalf of members Congress.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
‘Tis true. Thy floof hast been made legend through might and grandeur. 🤩
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One guy. One decent guy who got that text was all it would have taken to call 9-1-1 and get the cops there. Too bad the frathouse didn’t burn down (with them in it) the moment she was able to escape.
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I've posted this many times - needs to flood the media until election day.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If the paper bag they came in is not soaked with oil to at least the first fold line at the top, then you Sir, have a legitimate lawsuit on your hands.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fox just bought Roku. It’s only a matter of time until that becomes a propaganda machine. www.businessinsider.com/murdoch-roku...
businessinsider.com
Lachlan Murdoch just pulled off a $22 billion streaming deal his father could only dream of
Rupert Murdoch spent decades chasing a digital TV Guide. His son Lachlan just bought one, but TV is different now. Here's what it means for streaming.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Agreed. I only say it’s forever because I had family members trying to gaslight me with claims of, “I never supported him.” or “I didn’t say anything to help him get elected.” I went back through years of posts and took screenshots to prove they did. Highly recommmend.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Then half my family thinks it’s 2040. I hate Zuckerberg but thank god I’ve got a few receipts from their FB posts supporting Trump. The internet is forever folks.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 22/09/2026
The Milwaukee Bucks signed a jersey patch deal with ULine today. ULine owner Richard Uihlein is a GOP megadonor who funded statutory rapist Roy Moore after news of him having sex with multiple girls broke, the rally preceding 1/6, and candidates that support a national abortion ban, among others.
bloomberg.com
NBA’s Milwaukee Bucks Sign Jersey Patch Ad Deal With Uline
The Milwaukee Bucks are shifting their jersey patch deal to Uline, a packaging materials company based in the NBA team’s home state, from electronics maker Motorola.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.bbc.com/news/uk-engl...
bbc.com
Twenty-one convicted in West Midlands child sex abuse inquiry
Seven children were abused over nearly a decade in Walsall and Wolverhampton, police say.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“I’m not trying to be a politician.” Gurrrrrrrrrl please. 🙄
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
politicalcartoons.com/cartoonist/d...
politicalcartoons.com
Dave Granlund
U.S., The editorial cartoon licensing store
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cartoon by Dave Granlund | cagle.com/granlund.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
…oh. and he’s in the Epstein files.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And if you say, “MAGA!” three times when they’re there, everyone goes home with an STI.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trump.
A metal igniter used in labs to create sparks which ignite Bunsen burners.
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Hammerhead Snark @hammerheadsnark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The “absolutely” and “actually” REEK of desperation.
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