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ronnie james DEIo

@hammel.bsky.social
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Indiana’s #1 online dad and now #1 Bluesky man. We watching or nah?

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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Farmers market sourdough turkey and Swiss sando Cards by 700 *vuvuzela noises*
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Prepotente
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
60# Barbell Bulgarians because I’m a sadist
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There’s a crud going though my house so this Sunday workout is brought to you by sludgy dirty yuck yuck disphit metal
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
*prime Doobie Brothers starts blaring through the ether*
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“What can I get for ya this morning?” GIVE ME THE RACCOON DUMPSTER BREAKFAST
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Good morning say it back (Dad eats the heel because kids won’t)
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
V v v hot
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A Baker’s 7 year rye for our man.
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do I have a goal? No. But I didn’t think I’d ever want to lift 350#. 400 next (?) (!)
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I cut preworkout to one scoop from two, and instead started downing a kids’ applesauce squeeze packet walking into the gym. Hello rep #2 of a 340# PR (pardon all the sounds lol)
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If I were a history teacher I’d just play this on repeat
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Tried my dad’s fancy biometric scale. I’m standing here at 212 lbs. I barely drink anymore, I don’t smoke, I eat chicken and vegetables. I lift weights 5x a week and get on average 9k steps a day. Per the scale I’m morbidly obese/need to weigh 153lbs. What is the “health & fitness” industry doing?
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Incomplete Soundwave 😭😭😭
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Not shit
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Facebook buddy I’ve never met IRL coming in CLUTCH with books 4-8 for me to borrow
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The proper way to Facebook
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“My suit is so tight”
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Me when the trumpets hit on ‘My Kinda Lover’
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It’s “let those thighs breathe” weather in the Louisville area for all us slutty dads
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Had to deflate the kids’ slide for the pop up storm here but at least I get to watch the rain like a real dad
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Blood pressure meds for the old man, but with a bad heart, arthritis, bad eyes, bad ears and underweight…he presses on
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Got propositioned at the hotel bar last night by a very bold lady who started the conversation by asking if I was the “worst sales guy in the world” and looked like Charlie’s mom from The Santa Clause but with curly hair.
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Your dads go see Tropidelic
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Let’s have a Friday night
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
BOBBY RAHAL FLAT BOI FRIDAY FOLKS
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
She wattle on my caruncles til I snood
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Wendy’s added pickle to the spicy chicken which I always ordered anyway but LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTE UNIT of a spicy sando
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I’m at one of those Mexican restaurants where only REAL EATERS order the burrito with the restaurant name on it. Work in progress.
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I haven’t drank at The Granville in 20+ years
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
What finally getting the big, hard booger that’s too far back to pick…to blow out feels like
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Inside of you there are two wolves (they are playing golf)
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A spicy leftover dumpster omelet: Tajín and paprika in the egg batter, taco meat, bell pepper, and Sargento mango habanero jack cheese
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@uwebollocks.bsky.social
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Lookie there
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A martini made to my exact specifications!
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
We are one year into owning the Pilot and this simple act has been worth its weight in gold.
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
We had to go to our idiot couch builder for an opinion
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Oh my god they actually did the @ gayhooters MAGArita 😂😂😂😂 2016 twitter lives
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Say hello
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Big boi season
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Me watching Cadillac crash into everyone
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Me, to Max:
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Me, When my wife is telling someone about why she’s going to a medical dinner tomorrow night and says “there’s a new medication coming out”
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
McLaren 🤝 Aston Martin
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This shit is unwatchable
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ronnie james DEIo @hammel.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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