Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me shouting at the AC8 screen: that’s not how orbital physics works! You can’t just fire something downwards and have it hit the surface! 160
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The ADHD test was honestly one of the easier rhythm games I've played 040
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Asking her if she would be able to ask the server what the “pup seasoning” in the dog meal is—a normal question that a normal person could conceivably ask for normal reasons—without giving herself away. And she says, no, there’s no way she could. Not with the collar on. 1130
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Nice A10 win in flight. The remove-Exhaust event seems to somewhat commonly be a bit silly, perhaps 030
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 30/03/2026My partner and I haven’t missed beat since our days A20 Silent spam. A10 Silent in STS2 has felt right at home. Fun and silly run from tonight: 020
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Asking the lesbian discord if it counts as a thirst trap if…I’m the one who’s thirsty 💋🩸 070
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Going out last night, I had to make sure to Valentine up the look a bit: 2201
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 20/01/2026My dykiest? Well that depends—what does it look like I would do to a pretty girl? 070
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 12/12/2025It's been a long journey playing this game, and it's somehow fitting that its ultimate accomplishment is also so profoundly silly: (infinite score--that is, playing a hand whose score exceeds the maximum value of a float and breaks the score counter) 1220
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Last night I went to a boardgame night looking like this and a trans girl asked me to play Magic within 2 minutes 1230
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Ok she was right about the smell. It’s really too bad I couldn’t go out tonight, so I can’t give her a chance to make good on the second part as well (yet) 060
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Cleared 40 Fear in Hades 2. Mostly posting this for: 1) Highlighting just how much I am coping with any current goings-on in my life by descending into being a gaming gremlin 2) Pointing out specifically for @ridiculous.chat that, just like 5 years ago, FO0 is the easiest way to push in this game: 1110
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 13/10/2025To be clear this is not at all irrelevant info. If I walk into a party looking like this and wearing those boots, it’s definitely going to be in people’s best interest if I’ve already made sure they’re safe to lick 0130
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 13/10/2025When you want you know how to take care of a new pair of boots, so you ask your friends who are most into leather 0295
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 13/10/2025My week has been incredibly annoying so I took a partner out and impulse bought both of us a pair of docs 5160
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Chaos says they picked an appearance that weird people like me would be into, which is honestly far too real 0172
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 26/09/2025The new Arcana card art of all the characters is so good 0100
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Btw, this happened during the session, which is one of the more absurd and dumb scores I’ve had. No I will not explain 160
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I got 100% of the items in Silksong between my previous workout and this one so…well my routines aren’t amazing, but it felt nice to try to start getting into shape for playing dance games again 0230
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 14/07/2025For BP strategy fans, this was the moment we knew we (almost certainly) had it: —[Room with West lever] open —Components for [crucial crafted item], save the Battery, which we knew was in Darkroom —Garage and 2 Dice guarantees [room with minecart] —we just got a “40 steps” Experiment, to survive 170
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Partner and I took down Day 1 yesterday. Took 6 or 7 attempts (2 went far, the others never got much going). The winning run was a total blast—really intense planning, dramatic RNG moments, and the extra stylishness of opening all 4 antechamber doors. (Sorry about screen picture) 4120
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 28/06/2025When you start a run and know you’re about to be carried harder than you’ve ever been carried: 0100
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Apparently I only do one kind costume (in this case, for a friend’s Fri13 birthday costume party). Namely: costumes that help reveal which people I know secretly want me to hit them really hard: 0121
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 06/06/2025And apparently it really does have some special powers, because on my final cooldown chart (after 1000 kcal session), I hit this unreal level of rhythmic precision (average timing error 4.0ms): 090
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 06/06/2025My girlfriend saw this skirt online and ordered it and told me I was going to try wearing it for workouts so here we are 4513
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 03/06/2025The internet is such a wonderful tool for letting all of us know the ways in which we're not alone 🥲 0602
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Me: I don’t know about all the licensed Lego sets these days, it inflates prices and doesn’t necessarily center creativity Also me: look at the little hookshot and bomb 🥹🥹 1100
Hamlette @hamlette.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Oh hey, it's me. Very literally--feeding and care of the ~Giant Grid Of Numbers~ was one of my personal projects for the entire 7 years I worked on WoW. Including the 8.0 and 10.0 squishes. The sheer complexity of a full squish of a game that was that enormous was a fascinating problem. 1250