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Planke

@hamburgator.bsky.social
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he/him | PoliSci & poly | 31 | Berlin | full time 161 techno croc 🌹🐊 #blacklivesmatter | stop AI | only 18+ please | icon by @bluescale.bsky.social | heartbroken but still going

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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 6h
huff
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 6h
it’s a very big maw
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 13h
the Kays soundtrack
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 14h
at least two or three
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Obsessor 🟦✏️ Commissions Open 1 Slot @obsessor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm pretty late to the party. Still a triumph for animation and film as an artform #ObsessArt #CoyoteVsAcme #WileECoyote #DigitalArt
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Birthday Binge at the Kobold Café @birthdaybinge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
happy birthday @baylei.wolfbear.club
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
long term endo for me 👉👈
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
even better: growing to the size of the room, together with friends
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
big if true
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I can read and I intentionally ignored the sign 😏
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CrispyPandoughBoi @crispyporkboi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's a play Logos day and he does not at all seem ready
Big fat elephant loxodon man with some champagne
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
happy birthday!!
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we lobotomized the TFL museum AI lady and now she can’t count anymore 😭😭
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
think of all the furniture I could clumsily knock over
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they’re afraid of this crocodile ass
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
okay maybe it’s because of the hot socialist summer cap I’m wearing, but who knows
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
walking around the airport and there’s people staring at me like I’m the Grinch
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t see any reason not to accept
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ngl I’m actually perfectly fine when straight cis girls come to queer spaces, it bothers me when they bring their boyfriends
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
those words always work on me
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
tbh I wouldn’t even rule out that there could be a human colony on Mars sometime in the future, but like.. he’s really only using that idea to keep investors funding his Starship rocket (he needs it to send more Starlink satellites into orbit at once)
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ngl if I had a guarantee that SPD would pick Boris Pistorius as their candidate, I wouldn’t be worried at all
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
especially moisturizing is something I’ve been doing for a while now and I agree, it changed everything since I started
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
have you fed your local crocodile today?
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m small
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the rubbing shall last a very long time
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they’re threatening to break out of the coalition if SPD forms one with die Linke in Berlin, while some of its members just helped elect a fascist head of parliament in Saxony-Anhalt
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
true, but I think CDU really went too far this time
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m afraid the German federal government might collapse very soon
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Toshiba
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the office printer keeps beeping at me and claiming it’s low on cyan, but I literally just checked and it’s not. Why lie to me 😭😭
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🐻 Kofu howlfy 🐻 @kofuhowlfy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The stucked king 👑 (Public Release) "Kremlings, GET ME THOSE BANANAS!" 🐊
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
every friday I’m flat like a pancake
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you can count on me
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Rotund Reptile Roundup! @furriesatlarge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who better to kick off Crocktober than with everyone's favorite tubby Kremling, Krunch! I guess that's ONE way to stay in shape. :P Art by @starwolfdragon.bsky.social
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need to try it
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m crushing so much on my raccoon friends, I just love them
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
whatever you do, your work is real and his is not. Don’t try to compare it
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
is there any way to show him you disapprove of what he’s been doing?
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Alex Henderson @artofalexh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I did some more sketching tonight before getting back to work after the weekend, and drew Cale the Croc from @huttser.bsky.social since I was taking suggestions for things to draw. Been making an effort to draw for fun more lately, and want followers to feel free to suggest other OCs next.
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
omg what a cutie
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love this community
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Jet - Local Delinquent Dragon @jetthedrake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FA being told by advertisers that the most mundane of art is just too risqué to work with should be a good indicator why trying making your fandom squeaky clean to appease people, who will never be happy, is a shitty idea
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that’s exactly what I mean
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
aren’t they supposed to loosen up after a while? I’ve actually not had one yet
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FA being “outdated” is actually one of its best selling points
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ngl I move around all the time when I’m socializing with people, so this would probably not be able to contain me
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օttr @fangfluff.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
took myself a week off to process that I no longer need to write applications every day and that things are finally moving forward and gosh I needed it so much
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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
need any help with that?
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