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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 20h

Not impressed that @cexofficial.bsky.social seem to be using generative AI for their in-store posters

A poster from within CeX which bears hallmarks of AI, such as garbled text and non-sequiters such as "15:00pm"

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 23/09/2026

Maybe I have too many CDs? I've run out of space and the rest won't fit.

Floor to ceiling shelves in the attic, full of CDs, over a couple of thousand

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 20/09/2026

I still think this is one of the most baffling album artworks I've ever seen. It's a compilation of Motown tracks such as Diana Ross, the Supremes, the Jackson 5 and the Temptations. So of course the art they've chosen is a giant robotic bug with people inside the eyes.

A giant robot bug flying through clouds. The album is titled "Motown Chartbusters Vol Six"

The same bug now on the ground. People are visible inside the eyes

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 25/08/2026

Let us not forget the moment we all discovered that Dolly was not only familiar with internet memes, but she knew exactly how to use them. #dollyparton

The "distracted boyfriend" meme, with Jolene as the red girl and "my man" and "me" as the couple

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 17/08/2026

Sorry, @dannyrobins.bsky.social - I love the show but 15% booking fee is absolutely outrageous

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 13/08/2026

In between totality and sunset in Mallorca #eclipse2026

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 12/08/2026

Waiting for the eclipse in Mirador ses Barques, Mallorca with @anthrosaur.com #octoeclipse

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 28/07/2026

Baby Ankylosaurus courtesy of Dinomania at #dinoconuk www.dinomania.co.uk

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 26/07/2026

It's very hypocritical given his own website says this www.loudminds.tv/peopleandval...

"Our Values:

Our people are our strength.

We see the best in our people and respect each other.

We recognize the qualities we each bring to the team.

Our content is authentic and honest, often based on the best science and fact.

Our imagination is limitless. Our skills are broad but grounded in creativity, technology, fiscal responsibility and quality, always quality.

We want everyone to grow and learn while working with us.

We want our audiences to be immersed, entertained, inspired and be hungry for more.

We are Loud Minds. We are world-class."

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 26/07/2026

We were going to ask him to sign our book, but even if we were given the chance I don't think we would have bothered. That deeply soured our feelings towards him

A second edition copy of the "walking with dinosaurs" tie-in book authored by Tim Haines, with a #dinoconuk pass. Funnily enough, it doesn't mention AI

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 23/07/2026

I'm definitely up for this. @rustylake.com hasn't disappointed me yet #Servantofthelake

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 15/07/2026

Trump is going to give a rare prime time speech tomorrow night on the topic of "election integrity" Which I suspect is "if we win, it's fair. If they win, it's rigged and there's mass fraud"

RJ Fletcher from UHF preparing to give a speech on the subject of "a grave matter that concerns us all"

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 11/07/2026

Please just stop. It's not too late. We can save you.

A variation on the Japanese "Sando" which is a strawberry and cream sandwich. This one adds chocolate and pistachio for some reason

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 04/07/2026

I really shouldn't have been surprised that when @tacobell.bsky.social finally brought Mountain Dew Baja Blast to the UK it would be nothing like the American version. They got the colour right but it tastes like watered down detergent. Very disappointed.

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 30/06/2026

Can we please stop coming up with company names by removing letters from your profession? It's getting quite tedious now.

A sign for a medical practice called "Srgn" all in lowercase

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 16/04/2026

The phrasing of this is a bit unfortunate. It sounds like the BBC is surprised that anybody remembers who he is.

A news headline which reads "Snooker world turns out to remember John Virgo"

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 08/04/2026

I still wake up every morning and can't believe people waste time and money on this shit. It doesn't work, it's unreliable, and it's a catastrophic waste of resources. The only people who have faith in it are those without the knowledge to realise it talks nothing but crap. #aishit #aigarbage

ChatGPT tries to convince me that "Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia" is a city in the United States

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 05/04/2026

Such a shame that #britishairways are now collaborating with Neo-nazis. They used to be respected.

British airways - the first UK airline with starlink wi-fi

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 05/04/2026

The creature isn't fit to represent a condemned food truck, never mind a country

BBC headline "trump issues expletive-laden threat to Iran demanding Strait of Hormuz be opened"

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 26/03/2026

Oh no! They're touching! Gaaaaaaay. #minigolf #altontowers

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 19/03/2026

No, really. I love the fact his plushie looks like a low-polygon 3d model

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 22/02/2026

I get the feeling Greggs doesn't understand it's target market. What Greggs customer is going to pay almost SIX POUNDS for a tiny box of macaroni cheese? #greggs

£5.80 for a box of Greggs macaroni cheese

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 24/01/2026

Got this commission from @cutichan.bsky.social recently. They're way behind on posting comms so this one won't be on their feed for a while, and they gave me permission to post it. Artist normally does M/F stuff but what do you think? I think they're pretty good at M/M too :D

Hamakei laying on his back, being double-penetrated by two WoW Trolls, one of whom is holding his legs up, the other holding his arms back.

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 20/01/2026

Makes me think of this old comic

A computer is grabbing a man by the shirt and shouting "We INVENTED this crap, now USE it, damn you!"

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 11/01/2026

"(Never) Meet Your Heroes" New commission from @krazyelf.bsky.social Hamakei is busy entertaining his favourite guys from the Sonic franchise. Vector doesn't get enough attention. Please go and favourite the original at inkbunny.net/s/3789019

Hamakei is being double penetrated by Knuckles the Echidna and Vector the Crocodile from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 03/01/2026

inkbunny.net/s/3721171

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 25/12/2025

And Merry Merry to you, Mr Zilch

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 15/12/2025

And that's the end of his story #ludwigthesecond

A single pink lily lying on the ground by the lake shore. The marker for Ludwig's site is in the background

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 18/11/2025

I'm beginning to see why the French dislike the US so much if this is what they call "real" mayonnaise.

A packet of heinz mayo calling itself "real" mayonnaise. The ingredients include, in addition to egg and oil, corn syrup, water, calcium disodium EDTA and unspecified "natural flavours"

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 04/10/2025

I've moved house seven times since I bought it from you, and even when it had to be in storage I did my best to look after it. It's easily my favourite piece of physical art that I've ever bought. Right now it's on display in the guest bedroom and a great talking point. Then they get to read this

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 04/10/2025

If it's anything like your paintings, it'll be magnificent

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 28/09/2025

I'm 90% certain this calendar uses AI generated images, and the picture for January was trained on the many, many photos of Thomas I've publicly uploaded. He has a rather distinctive colouration, and the picture even has the white tuft between his eyes and the dried tears under his eye #guineapig

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 08/09/2025

Edgar is taking the tube. Don't forget to tap out! No, don't ask where I got the Oyster card reader from. #guineapigs #tfl #londonunderground #oystercard

Edgar the guinea pig is standing next to a TfL Oyster card reader with an oyster card. Next to them is a cardboard tube large enough to walk through

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 05/09/2025

So here we have #Tesco selling both the cause and remedy together. Convenient.

A grocery list, with both pepto bismol and "fiery chilli pesto" side by side

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 27/08/2025

Thomas died yesterday afternoon after a four month illness. This is very strange for guinea pigs as they normally mask their weaknesses so as not to appear vulnerable. I hope we did our best. Goodbye, sweet potato. Thank you for spending your brief life with us. #guineapig youtu.be/QwucYS9unSw

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 19/08/2025

Sounds about right. Though I'm not sure where the 3.6% female attraction came from 🤨

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Hamakei @hamakei.co.uk · 13/08/2025

Trump is pleased because his 10am magician arrived early

Trump and his new economics "expert". Trump is grinning stupidly. Antoni looks like an amateur magician about to do his first ever gig in front of a crowd of belligerent children.

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