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#ActuallyAutistic • #ADHD • #AuDHD • Parent of autists • HS Math/SpEd teacher • Fat-finger typos • Trying, but burned out • Minneapolis area • He/Him

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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
After Floyd, Wright, and countless others who didn't receive the media attention, Klobuchar wants MORE police, MORE funding. After the Surge, prompted by lies aimed at our Somali neighbors, she wants more racial & cultural profiling policies. Republican-Lite can get bent. More white Dem bullshit.
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"Klobuchar said as governor she would create a regional gang violence task force led by the state’s Bureau of Criminal Apprehension; pass into law a gun safety package that includes a ban on so-called assault weapons; find ways to recruit more police officers; bolster police departments to ensure they can combat online threats; and lengthen prison sentences for convicted criminals, including those who bilk money from the state’s social safety net programs. The latter issue is another where she’s sought to create distance between herself and outgoing Democratic Gov. Tim Walz."
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'Tis the season of Goblin2 going wild like a Mogwai eagerly seeking carnage and metamorphosis into Gremlin. 2am dance parties one night, up for the day at 3am another, and 2.5hrs of WWE moves at bedtime. There's a reason I have a spot to pass out on my classroom floor during prep.
Infographic with the full moons Harvest, Hunter's, and Beaver, at the end of fall months. All are deceptively beautiful shades of orange.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
UPLOADING GIFS HAPPENS NOW!!! MY COMM BOARD WORKS!!!
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Got to test a scenario for KSAGG (local Battletech convention in December) and the new Core Rules. We have a day-long reenactment of the Reunification Wars coming and I'm Periphery because colonizers suck. Had a blast running a lance with three AC20s snorting Canopian "battle powder." #HalvarMechs
A close-up picture of a Battletech game in which a Hunchback, Victor, and Cyclops have surrounded a fallen Thunderbolt. While two light mechs likewise mug my fallen Hermes, both the Thunderbolt and enemy Warhammer were killed the following turn.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Have you thought about going to therapy again?"
An irritated white man looks dismissivelt at a Lowes employee who asks if they can help, replying, "I know more than you."
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bonus #InserviceDoodles
A purple dry-erase marker sketch of a person in a polka-dotted suit and dark tie, holding a large mallet. Their eyes have bugged out on tethers to open sockets and tounge out in a wide-mouthed scream, similary to Jim Carrey in The Mask.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's inservice week, so that means our "wellness coordinator" is at it again! Enjoy a doodle and thread of my unchanged thoughts from 2 years ago. #InserviceDoodles
A rough sketch of a person sitting cross-legged on a slab labeled "mindfulness." Thought bubbles emerge from them saying, "Support?! What support?!" "Everything fucking hurts!" and a lit-up control console with computer voice "Warning, Warning, Shutdown imminent."
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I can't be the only one immediately flashing back to 1997, right?
Screencap of Super Mario 64, in which Mario holds a baby penguin over a ledge into a cold, icy void. The level is an iconic moment for Millennials, as most people who played the game wondered, "What would happen if I tossed the baby instead of delivering it to the Mommy?" only to then be attacked by a very angry mommy penguin.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I love like family some of the people I've met since moving back to MN, and the Minneapolis metro is somewhere I never expected to be. Rural areas are an ideologically unsafe place for my family since 2016, but after a trip back to my spawn point... THIS will always feel like HOME.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My #HalvarMechs Daddy Parole for July was last weekend. A 6hr grind with a full combined-arms batttallion on the table, we reenacted the Battle of Acamar in Operation Guerrero (the Joshua Reprisals). Our team lost to guided support fire (before rules nerf), but had fun in the city center mosh pit!
A large tabletop surrounded by record sheets shows a a Battletech game in which miniatures from two sides approach a center with city buildings.A large tabletop surrounded by record sheets shows a a Battletech game in which miniatures from two sides have collided in the city center, with ranged-fire mechs and VTOLs on the outskits of the buildings.A large tabletop surrounded by record sheets shows a a Battletech game in which miniatures show a massive close-quarters brawl in the city center. Several mechs are knocked down and a few units are missing (destroyed) from previous pictures.My heavy battle lance that pushed into the city center, posing for a team photo. Miniatures of the Crusader, Penetrator, and Axman are painted in the blue with yellow trim of a Federated Commonwealth Regimental Combat Team. A partially-painted green Spider joins them.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I reiterate.
Screenshot of a weather app at 5:15 pm, showing Minneapolis MN to be at 99° F, with a heat index of 105°.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's my default hallway response and inside joke that only 3 people I know would understand (none of them family).
Them: (Cheerful voice) How you doing?

Image shows a shattered sink, whose plumbing still holds the faucet above a portion of the broken basin. Water miraculously still flows directly down the drain.

Me: I'm functional.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Now, however, Barron's Bandits are down a headless heavy mech and Bullhorn is in ICU for a few months. I'm going to replace her with Victor as a cheap and mobile all-ranges brawler. My market rolls were good enough we'll come out about even from this disaster. Here's hoping for a better July🤞🏻. /5
A Battletech assault mech, the Victor. It is a humanoid machine with broad shoulders and armor cowl covering the head/cockpit like a helmet. The left forearm mounts twin barrels of medium pulse lasers, the left torso has four short-range missle ports, and the right arm is replaced by alarge Gauss Rifle. Protruding from its calves and between its shoulder blades are jump jets.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The end of June was Round 6 of the #ForceCommandPrimer campaign and, honestly, a waste of my monthly Daddy Parole. I was heartened by opponent's conversation griping about min-maxers, so left my best units out for a narrative game... then got curb-stomped by cheesy min-maxing. #HalvarMechs 1/
July of 3056 saw a disasterous delegation of responsibility for Barron's Bandits. Newly minted pirate queen Na'Teisha Barron and her paramour, Mitts, took a holiday (and their half of the unit's BV) while leaving Bullhorn in charge of the remaining heavy lance.

Bullhorn took it upon herself to lead the veteran *Archer*, *Crusader*, and *Spector* on a "milk run" of hacking a FedCom facility's sensor relays and destroying their research outpost from the cockpit of her trusty royal *Black Knight*.

What she did not count on was the highly mobile Elite 13th RCT Cadre protecting the site. With Demolishers closing off the east, the 13th used high-speed Harassers and infernos to immobilize the Bandits' two laser boats (and most of the Bandits' firepower), Bullhorn barely escaped with her life as two Elite *Javelin* pilots poured laser fire into her cockpit.

The battle was over as soon as it began, with one mech shutdown and another headless. The FedCom commander smugly offered the remaining pair of mechs ransom terms to collect their lance leader, with zero objectives met, only minutes into the fight.

Returning from her lovers' getaway, Auntie was furious. Absent for one week, she returns to millions in ransom and repairs, plus her second-in-command in critical condition.A tabletop with Battletech minatures arrayed around 3D printed terrain shows two out-of-position mechs cut off by two large Demolisher tanks from two downed heavy mechs surrounded by light tanks and medium mechs.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I've been seeing the "name a TV show no one remembers" thing a few times, I'll drop my absolute adolescent favorites.
Series box set of SeaQuest DSV. The Jaws guy is now captain of a phallic deep ocean exploration ship, like underwater Star Trek.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I hear that perfectionism! It's why I'd choose pen/pencil over paint in school every time. I am fortunate Daddy Parole nights coincide with the weekly paint sale at the LGS, so I'm up to 10 colors and this starter set. Slowly learning as time allows.
A small starter box of speed paints, showing 10 small bottles in a plastic tray, plus a painting guide.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I stayed up way too late and tried my second ever attempt at panel painting a #Battletech miniature (we don't speak of the first). I've always hated painting, how imprecise and inconsistent it feels, because I struggle to control pressure. BUT This came out decent! #HalvarMechs
A close-up photo of a Battletech miniature, an Archer. It has thick humanoid legs and arms, but its torso is hunched and almost insect-like. A los-slung cockpit sits between large missile launchers with covers open. The mech has been painted in a dark green base, with tan panels for highlights.A close-up photo of a Battletech miniature, an Archer. It has thick humanoid legs and arms, but its torso is hunched and almost insect-like. A los-slung cockpit sits between large missile launchers with covers open. The mech has been painted in a dark green base, with tan panels for highlights.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My student-driven band of pirates made out, well, like Bandits. Almost 17mil c-bills in mission rewards and salvage. For their valiant dedication to duty, we even paid for advance medical treatment for Squee and bought Cheese a new skirmisher. Amazing afternoon of nerding! /6 #HalvarMechs
A collage of black and white line drawings of the Battlemechs of my campaign pirate force, Barron's Bandits. It has been updated to show Auntie at 2/3 in a Highlander IIC, Bullhorn at 3/3 in a Black Knight, Squee at 3/4 in an Archer, Cheese at 3/4 in a new Crusader, Mitts at 2/3 in a Shadow Cat, and Loompa at 3/4 in a Spector.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The new pilot, Squee, modeled after a precocious sophomore who frequents my room, took a back shot and ammo explosion while providing fire support. I had asked them how they would react in certain situations and, despite injuries, the Archer calmly backwalked and kept firing. 4/
A tabletop game of Battletech, with mech miniatures and dice showing a primary engagement of tanks and mechs, with a trio of quick reaction and fire-support mechs reacting to an Ostroc in the rear.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Keystone to our success continues to be Auntie's Highlander as a hidden unit. What started as a Drax meme has become an absolute menace, as the mercs rushed a Hunchback straight ahead and it was deleted in one combined salvo, with the pressure never letting up. 2/
A line drawing of a Highlander assault mech landing on (and stomping flat) a smaller mech. It is a large, humanoid figure with missile launchers in the barrel chest and a massive gauss rifle muzzle replacing the right arm.A line drawing of a Hunchback medium mech standing with arms wide and braced to fire. It is a humanoid figure with an enormous autocannon mounted over the right shoulder, nearly as large as the entire torso.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Normally, folks ask what I did on a long weekend and I restrain the urge to snap at them. Extended breaks in routine disregulate the goblins. This weekend has actually been nice and I get to top it off with an all-afternoon #HalvarMechs slugfest. 33k of battle value on one table. Much-needed win 🦾
A spreadsheet unit roster for my fictional Battletech pirate unit, showing 6 Mechwarriors of Veteran or better status, totaling 15.6k battle value.Spreadsheet of opponent's massive force of 18 combined-arms units. Two lances of mostly medium low-tech mechs, plus multiple tanks and infantry platoons, totaling 17.1k battle value.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Summary in alt text, but opponent and I both lost a heavy/assault unit and were probably one round from more before the pirates turned and ran. 2/
**Caron's Redeemers vs Barron's Bandits**

The Bandits, high off their first successful pirate mission and sporting some fancy new clan gear, got cocky and raided a FedCom company establishing a base on Risin. Intending to **Escape with the Goods** and **Discourage Pursuit**, Barron's six former ComGuards encountered stiff resistance from two lances of Fedrat veterans with a grudge against pirates. Both sides were mauled, including a Davion *Warhammer* exploding to a vicious rear assault from Auntie's new *Highlander IIC* and a one-legged *Blackjack* jumping to safety. An incredibly unlucky Bandit *Thug* rolled triple 2s to knock herself out less than 30 seconds into the raid, and the Redeemers doled out nearly 900 points of damage, forcing the pirates to abandon their supply run to save their own skins. In a move of pettiness, the Bandits **Cleared the Zone** on their way out, abandoning the unconscious *Thug* pilot to be curb-stomped by a trio of fast-moving scout mechs. We do not yet know the fate of the pilot or mech. Will she "die from combat injuries" during interrogation? We'll have to see how far the Davions' so-called morals go...A tabletop Battletech game, with a cluster of mech miniatures fighting over 4 buildings and nearby supply markers. One unluck Thug assault mech is already on the ground.A hapless Thug assault mech lies face-down and unconscious while a Spider, Shadow Cat, and Phoenix Hawk cluster around, literally curb-stomping it. The pilot fell over T2, and knocked themselves unconscious T3.The six record sheets of Barron's Bandits mech force show heavy armor damage to all mechs, with two missing limbs, and one pilot+mech captured.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Shamelessly stolen doodle of the Grim Reaper fishing on a dock. An orange fish below water is not biting. Reaper says, "Well, shit."
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Adjacent to #InserviceDoodles are Test Proctoring Doodles. State test guidelines say I can't work on anything, paper or computer, and Day 3 of pacing a silent room is painful with ADHD, so I broke it up with a #HalvarMechs sketch this afternoon. Damn, I'm rusty. Anyway, here's a Marauder II.
A pencil and paper sketch of a 100 ton assault mech with thick, birdlike, reverse-articulated legs, twin-barreled weapon arms, a hunched-forward torso, and a large weapon barrel with perforated muzzle jutting from the dorsal hull. The right side of the sketch is crisper than the left, showing a decline in attention and energy by the artist.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
(Screenshot from Battle Reports channel of shared Discord) #Halvarmechs 4/
Barron's Bandits received a ... discrete offer from a local landlord. Seems some Kurita unit has been making trouble for the landlord's business interests. The mission was straight-forward: Kill the interlopers. Put the snakes in their place (*Annihilate*) and take out their commander (*Priority Targets*).

Shirou's Samurai were likewise given a simple task by their Dragon masters- make a show of force by marching their heavy lance through the landlord's territory (*Guantlet*, *Forced March*) while *Discouraging Pursuit*.Unfortunately for Shirou, Na'Teisha Barron's unit practiced ambushing Clans on Tukayyid. A slow-advancing line of heavy brawlers concentrated fire on the lead *Lancelot*, with Auntie's camouflaged  *Highlander* popping out of a stand of woods to create a wall of armor the Samurai couldn't break through. A pair of reckless scouts rushed in for rear shots, luring Shirou's *Battlemaster*  out from behind intervening heavy woods. The Samurai were given an ultimatum of leaving the assault mech on the field as a war prize or face destruction, but they attempted an orderly, honorable retreat... costing the commander his ride and pride. 

With half the Kurita force down, including the *Priority Target*, Barron's Bandits let the remainder retreat with their commander in a medivac, and returned to base with a handsome 7mil paycheck (tax free, of course).
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
For March, I was paired with a fun guy who had been (uncharacteristically, overly) successful in his first two missions as a "ragtag" Kurita company. To give himself a harder objective, he limited himself to a single heavy lance instead of all 10 Succession War -era mechs. 3/
Close-up picture of a Battletech game on Savannah/Box Canyon hex mat. A Catapult and Highlander holda choke point between two rivers, while a Thug and Black Knight are slightly ahead, brawling with a Lancelot, Battlemaster, and K2 Catapult. In the middle of the enemy formation are two much smaller scout mechs, a Mercury and Spector, poised directly behind the Lancelot and K2, respectively.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I've said that stories drive my gaming, so I read opponent's profile and hammed it up. Unfortunately, they were unable to make it my one night of Daddy Parole, so it made narrative sense that a former comrade-in-arms wrote us off as "unrecoverable." 2/
Screenshot of Discord message Feb 13, 2026

"File: 3056.0213.1448.mp8
Source: Open Transmission
Location: Banori, Outworlds Alliance
**Feb 13, 3056**

*That you, Eli? Not too many folks trained on the Hamilcar. I knew ROM wouldn't leave it well enough alone. I said we're done with this shit. All the lies, the zealots versus heretics squabbling, the First Circuit playing at being nobles. Do yourself a favor. Turn around now or I'll flatten you just like the Jags. You were there. You know I can. There's no rules out here. Either tuck tail and tell em 'go fish,' or Im'a put my 90-ton foot in your ass. Go home.*"
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I do not exaggerate that students turn to LLMs for EVERYTHING. The typical secondary student relies on "AI" as if it were a magic oracle and its words are Truth. Showing them these operators that I learned almost 30 years ago, and how they give more accurate results, blows their minds.
Narnia meme of Aslan, an ancient magical lion, saying, "Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written."
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The weekend after over a foot of snow gets dumped on Shoebox 🤣
Screenshot of a weather app, showing Minneapolis at a sunny 77°F.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hold a moment of silence. Perfect size and texture. Non-slip, but easy to clean. Think 80s era tupperware. It was perfect. My meal companion for a quarter century. Allistic people will not understand the anxiety I feel.
Screenshot of a text message exchange, headed by a photo of an unassuming plastic pink cup.
"Pinky has seen its last cup of milk...<redacted> accidentally dropped it in the kitchen while trying to manage his sucker, started leaking from the bottom after that. Kitchen was splashed, he went out in a glorious kersplosion of strawberry milk."

"It lasted less than a week with him. I've been using it for almoat 23 years."
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I've seen so many quips, jokes, or memes about an #ActuallyAutistic person's pockets. Well... how bad are yours?
Pockets contents spread over a brightly colored quilt, including wallet, 2 sets of keys (with earplugs on keychain), noise-cancelling ear buds case, small container with nitrile gloves, school ID, fob, lanyard, keys, heavy-duty velcro belt, leatherman multitool in belt pouch, individually-wrapped k95 mask, all-weather notepad, 4in pocket knife, 2 pens, oversize pencil, and thin dry erase marker.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Seeing Shoebox is this weekend legitimately fills me with a wave of sadness, like most Magic-related things now. Like seeing a wedding invite for my former friend and an ex. I can't bring myself to go, but y'all enjoy yourselves. Honestly. Oh, and bring boots.
Weather app daily forecast showing 99% chance of 11 inches of snow this Saturday and Sunday.Map of Minnesota covered with a large purple forecast oval that says "1-78 inches of snow, possibly, expected, maybe."
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
A poor school district, where 25% of families have been in hiding from secret police, held together by mutual aid and charity drives... and y'all are CHARGING kids to graduate?! Damn clown show. Kids deserve better than this.
Dear Seniors,

!!!!!!!Important Information!!!!!!

As we begin preparvvving for the 2026 Graduation Ceremony, we want to share some important information with all graduating seniors.

Students who plan to participate in the 2026 Graduation Ceremony are required to submit a $50 graduation participation fee. This fee helps cover the cost of graduation-related expenses, including ceremony preparations and other materials needed for the event.

Please make sure the $50 fee is submitted by June 2, 2026 to ensure your participation in the
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
My first car was a Ford Tempo. My childhood best friend was Jerry. My mother's maiden name was Smith. My school mascot was a Warrior. Rambo was the #1 movie when I was born. My blood type is O-. My social security number ends in 1234. Seeing this engagement bait for what it is yet?
Screenshot of BlueSky post:
"Whether or not you’re running for Congress and trying to seem rugged (and you probably should run, because, look who’s out there) what did your grandpas do for a living?"
Post has 19 reposts, 1.7k quotes, and 406 likes as of March 4, 2026
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
No, Disney. Absolutely not. I am in a state which automatically fails all rolls for psychic damage.
Title screen in the Disney Plus mobile app for the movie "Jack," in which Robin Williams plays a 10 year old with an advanced aging disease. It is a heartwarming, but sad movie in which a child has to experience medical fragility, including a heart attack.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Focus on test data when 3/4 of the staff fears retaliation from problematic admin. Focus on ACCESS tetsing for kids who are just coming back to the building after fearing secret government police. Focus on building trust when deans are the biggest bullies our students have. #InserviceDoodles
A pencil on lined notebook doodle of a ship on water, with tattered sails, holes and cracks in the hull, fire on deck. From it, is a speech bubble with "Ok team! How do we row differently?"
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Barron's Bandits are my campaign pirate demi-company. 6 former ComGuards in a stolen Confederate-C dropship looted from the bloodbath of Tukayyid. Barron led her well-trained, but green, troops through the largest battle of the Inner Sphere in centuries. 2/
A collage of black and white frame art of Battlemechs– multistory, largely humanoid, robotic war machines. The smallest is a stout 20 ton Mercury piloted by Mitts. A larger, 35 ton Spector, piloted by Loompa, has its right arm replaced by a large laser. Over three times the size of the Mercury, is pilot Cheese's bird-like 65 ton Catapult, mounting 15-pack missle batteries in place of arms. An aptly named 75 ton Black Knight, resembling a suit of medieval armor with a half-dozen lazer barrels, is piloted by Bullhorn. Even larger, the hunch-shouldered 80 ton Thug, with massive particle cannons on its forearms, is piloted by Casper. Finally, a jumping 90 ton monstrosity often limited to the descendants of Scotland, is a Highlander piloted by Auntie. Its chest is dotted with missile ports and laser barrels, and right arm replaced by a headhunting Guass Rifle.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
With alt, because everyone deserves to be a part of this, when words ARE the action, because they are a call to it.
STATEMENT FROM MATT MOBERG, CHAPLAIN OF THE MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES

IF YOU'RE A CHURCH POSTING 
PRAYERS FOR PEACE AND UNITY TODAY 
WHILE MY CITY BLEEDS IN THE STREET, 
MISS ME WITH THAT SOFTNESS 
YOU ONLY WEAR 
WHEN IT COSTS YOU NOTHING.

DON'T DRESS AVOIDANCE UP AS HOLINESS.

DON'T CALL SILENCE "PEACEMAKING."

DON'T LIGHT A CANDLE AND THINK IT SUBSTITUTES FOR SHOWING UP.

TONIGHT AN ICE AGENT TOOK A PHOTO OF ME NEXT TO MY CAR, 
LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND TOLD ME, 
"WE'LL BE SEEING YOU SOON."

NOT ΜΕΤΑPHOR. 
NOT HYPERBOLE. 
A THREAT DRESSED UP IN 
A BADGE AND A PAYCHECK.

PEACE ISN'T WHAT YOU ASK FOR 
WHEN THE BOOT IS ALREADY ON SOMEONE'S NECK. 
PEACE IS WHAT THE POWERFUL ASK FOR 
WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE INTERRUPTED.

UNITY ISN'T NEUTRAL 
UNITY THAT REFUSES TO NAME VIOLENCE 
IS JUST LOYALTY TO THE ONES HOLDING THE WEAPONS.

STOP USING SCRIPTURE LIKE CHLOROFORM, STOP CALLING YOUR FEAR "WISDOM." 
STOP PRETENDING JESUS WAS CRUCIFIED BECAUSE HE PREACHED GOOD VIBES 
AND PERSONAL GROWTH.

YOU DON'T GET TO QUOTE SCRIPTURE 
LIKE A LULLABY, 
WHILE INJUSTICE STAYS WIDE AWAKE.

YOU DON'T GET TO ASK GOD TO 
"HEAL THE LAND" 
IF YOU WON'T EVEN LOOK AT THE WOUND.

THERE IS A KIND OF PEACE 
THAT ONLY EXISTS 
BECAUSE IT REFUSES TO TELL THE TRUTH.

THAT PEACE IS A LIE. AND LIES DON'T GROW ANYTHING WORTH SAVING.

THE SCRIPTURES YOU LOVE WEREN'T WRITTEN TO KEEP THINGS CALM. 
THEY WERE WRITTEN TO SET THINGS RIGHT. 
AND SOMETIMES THE MOST FAITHFUL THING YOU CAN DO IS STOP PRAYING AROUND THE PAIN AND START STANDING INSIDE IT.

IF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE-GOOD.

GROWTH ALWAYS IS.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Minneapolis folks, we have snow outside again. It's going to be nice and cold for at least a week. Get out there and clear your neighbor's driveway. Don't want anyone getting hurt, don-cha-know.
A simple black and white venn diagram with "Minnesotans" and "also Minnesotans" converging on "Fuck ICE."
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This went viral with students and is planned today. I'm worried, because a large number of Minneapolis metro schools are closed/online, making my small school (within a mile of an ICE hotel) one hell of a target.
Screenshot of a social post with red, white, and blue flyer titled, "Statewide School Walkout," for Tuesday January 13th.
Who? Any students at any scho who cares and wants to make a change.
Where? Walk outside of you school and around it or wherever your school decides!
When? At your school after your 2nd, 3rs, or fourth hour between the time frame of 9-11 am (We know every school's schedule is different
SPREAD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE WE CAN–
-Peaceful protest only!!! (We are feeding into what they want if we make it violent!)
-Bring your passport/ID and know your rights!
-***IF ICE AGENTS COMELISTEN TO THEM TO AVOID GETTING HURT!***
-Dress accordiny to the weather and protective gear (masks, glasses, boots, layers)
SPREAD THIS MESSAGE EVERYWHERE!
We are the new generation and need to set our futures up for success and hope! This is crucial that you care and spread this message so that ICE cannot target anyone and we make a statement!
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Feeling this in my soul right now.
SpongeBob is reading a book with bewildered expression, eyes drifting in opposite directions. The back of the book is labeled "staying informed" on the left and "staying off social media to preserve my mental health" on the right.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Scene from Ghostbusters, where a slimed and vindictive Peter Venkman bursts through a door, yelling, "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
You know all the "How did they not know I was autistic?! I read the dictionary for fun!" memes? As in, my life was changed by the Children's Visual Encyclopedia when I was 8? Whelllllp... Goblin1 proudly came home with the Children's Dictionary today and hasn't put it down 😍
A small, light-haired white child in blue t-shirt, smiles while displaying a Children's Visual Dictionary at the dining room table. Their face and clothing icons have been blurred for privacy.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
"Nobody screws with the Union!" -Tony Two Toes
Three Boston dockworker mafia members stare down at some bad guys they beat, the elder one flicking a cigarette at them and saying, "Nobody screws with the Union!"
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I have finally joined a D&D group. I was worried, as they are veteran players and I need everything spelled out for me in painful detail. My tour guide gnome -turned- Vengeful Paladin unionized the tavern bouncers before we even started, & cultists in the first Level. "Luv, you fit right in."
The white, blue, and yellow logo of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters (a circle with two outward-facing horses above) has clip art of an agry gnome with fists raised pasted onto it.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
With alt.
Simple graphic with "Let's shop at Karmel" above a block with "Saturday, December 13, 2:00 pm  - 6:00 pm."
It is followed with the words "Rally + shop" above an arrow, and "Support local Somali businesses."
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Last weekend, I dove into the new/old passion with my first Battletech convention, called KSAGG. I was fortunate to be (mostly) tabled with other folks who were there for a silly, fun time. Only one sweaty try-hard. Needs way more melanin and estrogen, but was still fun.
A massive canvas painting of a Lancelot mech, in the blue with yellow trim of the 331st Royal Battlemech Division (called the Minnesota Tribe), chasing and firing at a Dragon mech, with the drab color and curled dragon insignia of Kurita Regulars.A large hex battlemat covered in 3D terrain, movement dice, and 2 companies worth of mech miniatures.A hotel ballroom filled with tables and people. The tables closest to camera are set up in double battlemat areas with 3D terrain in preparation for the initial lance vs lance round of Tribal Terror.Dozens of mech miniatures arranged in groups of 4, with names on note cards, for a unit painting competition.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
In a true week-of-weeks, I recieved word from my old NerdHerd yesterday. The Game Club I created and nurtured for a decade, that beautiful intersection of geeks, unhatched autists, budding progressives, and queer/ally kids... is dead. Disbanded barely over 2 years after I left, for lack of support.
A five-panel collage of students and teacher playing various games. Faces are blurred but all are expressions of excitement and joy. Pure, nerdy joy.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
It took a month of off-and-on motivation to finish the last bits, but all #HalvarMtG is packed away after donating and condensing. Hopefully I'll feel the spark again some day.
Three 4-row cases, with fronts displaying Magic cards, two smaller gift boxes with Magic cubes, and 10 deck boxes of 100-card decks.
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Halvar's Bridge @halvarsbridge.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Listening to <redacted> podcast on the way to school today, I yelled/happy-flapped in the middle of traffic hearing <redacted> describe, but not openly proclaim, that they Figured It Out. I've been waiting for YEARS, knowing they need & deserve the other community they unknowingly belong to.
A middle-aged white man in a yellow shirt has his feet up in a leather recliner, holding a beer and cigarette in one hand. He sits forward and points in recognition.
Captioned: "When it's painfully obvious the person you're observing is your autistic/ADHD neurokin, but you can't say anything."
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