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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ

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‍‍‍ “You know, it's 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒻𝓊𝓁 to work in a 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝. ... But that's something 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘥 never understand.” ‍‍‍

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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hush I wasn't asking you
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey why does she have my name.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Haha I remember when I used to do things like that
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Your friends... There are others like you? [ Hmm... More projects... ]
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[ It reminds her, uncannily, of a primitive machine. A feeble, vain attempt to imitate life. ] Seems like most around here haven't! You know, I don't see people like you much, either. [ Of course, she means human-looking. Not... horrid and wax and puppetish. ]
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No, I just want to cause trouble in general.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'll do it! ^ ^
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[ Starting to lead him along while he's talking. ] Well, you're right to feel special. After all, I'm special myself.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's not very polite to call people aliens, you know. Let's mind our manners.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That's exactly right~! Come with me. You'll get to see a very high-tech spaceship. [ She's doing this for herself probably more than him, so, like. ]
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[ DO YOU THINK SHES GONNA JUST CRUSH HIM OR SOMETHING. No she knows what she's doing. ] Great! You'll love it, I'm sure.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nothing! That's the great part!
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hee... No, you can't force people to like you. Anyway. About this project.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
?? Why? Is it really that important to you.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Buy my products
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That's great. You can buy those little fridge magnets or a Haltmann-brand Smart Refrigerator with a built-in customizable screen!
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
??? ?????
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hahaha yes!!! Metal!!! Machine!!! I fucking love robot
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm intimately familiar with the horrors
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Listen I hate this fucking thing and whatever's inside but I'm sure I can fix it if I just get my hands on it
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What is that.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Also that's insulting. I'm the secondary antagonist of my game
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Don't worry I did this to Meta Knight once.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Are you afraid of him or me
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Haha, well, we're really not. Listen, sweetie, how about I take you in and get a good look at things?
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We're really not, though.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[ She makes a face. Euugh. Everything about this feels... icky. ] You know, I've designed metal flowers before. For, er... planets whose resources were... never mind that. What's important is, I know what I'm doing.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Flowers aren't usually... wax, to my knowledge.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
... You're... a flower. [ It oddly... makes sense, kind of? The wax, the rotting... ]
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Orchid? Like the flower?
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't— Are we friends? What— I don't even know your name. Do you have a name?
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Maybe. Or maybe I'm crazy! Equally likely.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, I'm not really sure. Maybe it's familiar.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Crazy? I know crazy. It's not that.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You're really something, aren't you? [ Not even really said like an insult. Just an idle comment. ]
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
... Well, I guess you'd know better than me.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
... Not everything's fixed with dreams and believing, as much as I wish it could be.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[ She has yet to fully master Tact. An awkward but still genuine pat on the arm. ]
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
... I don't think I can handle it for too long at once. I say this as respectfully as one can, the smell makes me want to vomit.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
... Well. The— 𝘏𝘦 doesn't seem to be very good at making decisions.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It— [ Trying not to make a face. It's not working very well. ] ... Euuhh. You're so... casual about this...
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[ She does look kind of worried. ] ... Right. It's something a little more personal, I take it?
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I really do just want to help. There was a point where that would've been a lie, I admit that, but I mean it now.
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Guh... Oh, Nova, that's rancid. I'm so sorry. How do you feel about being taken apart?
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Whatever's left in there is rotting. I'm past the days where I viewed people as assets, but have you SEEN the poor thing?
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You wouldn't be stiff at all! Wouldn't that be great? I could make you SO much better than you are now. In every way!
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
] THIS US SOFUCJING FUNNY?
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[ Making a kind of "eeehhhh..." face ]
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Depending on what's left inside, I could make it SO much better, while still preserving its self!
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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[ Equal parts disgusted and intrigued ] Can I turn it into a machine?
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