Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Seems like a pretty good argument to move to the PNW to me 120
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026lol I wish I had more juice, he was just a smarmy kid 050
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Also not for nothing but my mom was his one of his teachers in middle school and he was a problematic 8th grader too. 2451
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026San Franciscans have been saying this for years and I’m sorry but we’re always right about our politicians who make it to the national stage (looking at you Feinstein and Harris). 1320
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It was so dumb I saw a Michael Moore movie in the THEATER 1100
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It was so dumb Bill Maher was seen as a voice of the left 1131
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Raining in Portland like it’s November 2nd what is happening 2120
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026And buddy if I know anything it’s that the people in Manchester by the Sea are not doing well emotionally. 030
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I shared a page with Dolly Parton in American Libraries magazine once and it was one of the prouder moments of my life. 2351
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Story of my life except it’s just my kids saying that 1110
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 17/08/2026They probably haven’t filmed any movies at your silly New Jersey college, but they filmed the entire The Family Stone at Drew University, New Jersey’s greatest college. 390
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Rich people want to live where there is stuff to do. Rich people want to know famous people. Rich people want to eat in good restaurants. Rich people are never leaving the cities. 117834
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026They are terrified of this guy and and Mamdani and AOC and Talarico because they can’t be bought and they are the future of this country. 0154
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Under Siege would simply cut the cake scene, and boys would not become men 120
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I just immediately knew where you were before you even said it 140
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026static.klipy.comBaby's Epic Ride or Die Car DriveALT: Baby's Epic Ride or Die Car Drive 050
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026As a San Rafael native I just say more reason to never go to Santa Venetia 020
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comSean Connery in The Rock: I Will Not Give That Order!ALT: Sean Connery in The Rock: I Will Not Give That Order! 250
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 19/07/2026In honor of the Spanish victory I will be having dinner at 11pm tonight. 2253
Reposted by Alex Halpernan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The Odyssey? It's odd to see these teams not putting the ball in the dang goal 1429
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I got it in six, but how many of you all had your Wordle streaks broken today? I mean what the fuck? 4110
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 08/07/2026You don’t just accidentally get a Nazi tattoo and then just keep having it for twenty years if you’re not Nazi-adjacent 1120
Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I’m rooting for Robert Mueller and the rule of law. 3261