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Alex Halpern

@halpernalex.bsky.social
3.6K followers 808 following 3K posts

Expert generalist. Marinite. San Franciscan. Oregonian. Act locally. Views expressly my own.

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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seems like a pretty good argument to move to the PNW to me
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Miss you guys
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol I remember her
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol I wish I had more juice, he was just a smarmy kid
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Also not for nothing but my mom was his one of his teachers in middle school and he was a problematic 8th grader too.
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
San Franciscans have been saying this for years and I’m sorry but we’re always right about our politicians who make it to the national stage (looking at you Feinstein and Harris).
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Very on brand, Faine.
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s not great guys
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It was so dumb I saw a Michael Moore movie in the THEATER
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It was so dumb Bill Maher was seen as a voice of the left
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Harsh but fair
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tired of your liberal bs
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Raining in Portland like it’s November 2nd what is happening
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And buddy if I know anything it’s that the people in Manchester by the Sea are not doing well emotionally.
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I shared a page with Dolly Parton in American Libraries magazine once and it was one of the prouder moments of my life.
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Story of my life except it’s just my kids saying that
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oppenheimer never heard of her
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They probably haven’t filmed any movies at your silly New Jersey college, but they filmed the entire The Family Stone at Drew University, New Jersey’s greatest college.
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Rich people want to live where there is stuff to do. Rich people want to know famous people. Rich people want to eat in good restaurants. Rich people are never leaving the cities.
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just bananas
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Government regulations are socialism
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
some BODY
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
They are terrified of this guy and and Mamdani and AOC and Talarico because they can’t be bought and they are the future of this country.
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Under Siege would simply cut the cake scene, and boys would not become men
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hero shit
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I just immediately knew where you were before you even said it
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Baby's Epic Ride or Die Car Drive
ALT: Baby's Epic Ride or Die Car Drive
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Rude af tbh
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
But I WAS that guy and I was the WORST
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Faine no
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
As a San Rafael native I just say more reason to never go to Santa Venetia
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Sean Connery in The Rock: I Will Not Give That Order!
ALT: Sean Connery in The Rock: I Will Not Give That Order!
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I mean, it wasn’t like a tough prediction
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
In honor of the Spanish victory I will be having dinner at 11pm tonight.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Odyssey? It's odd to see these teams not putting the ball in the dang goal
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Same I also quit because I knew too many words
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I would expect nothing less from you
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
That’s exactly what I did
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I got it in six, but how many of you all had your Wordle streaks broken today? I mean what the fuck?
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Same, 100%
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hell yeah they are
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I got you
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You don’t just accidentally get a Nazi tattoo and then just keep having it for twenty years if you’re not Nazi-adjacent
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hi miles!
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just heard that Robert Mueller is dead
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s Eddie Vedder, Josh. They’re in Seattle.
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
lol
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Harsh but fair
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’m rooting for Robert Mueller and the rule of law.
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
lol what the fuck
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