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@halotits.bsky.social
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hobbies include shitposting, slutposting, and contorting myself around metal objects 📍 nyc

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
doing shots of vodka like it’s my daily medicine every morning of pride weekend 🙂‍↔️
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
me saying i can’t do the splits .2 seconds before this
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
feeling numb because of another toxic man but at least i’m pretty :)
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
sometimes you just gotta teach yourself a back walkover while drunk in central park
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
bsky saw it first ☁️🦋
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
like it’s this energy all day
i am really glad something good happened to you. it will happen to me eventually too i hope
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
azula from avatar the last airbender crazily looking at herself in a mirror
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
eurosummer and midnight sun on repeat in the middle of winter bc it’s 84 degrees
shirtless twink wearing a baseball cap in the sun photographed from below
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
doordashing chick-fil-a
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
a series of text messages:

Today 12:45 AM
Someone on grindr said they'd been going feral be its sag season and it made me think of you (heart emoji)
I fear this is going to end up posted on your fuck ass bluesky or soemthing
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
okay who made a babybel cheese wax sculpture at the afters
red wax from the outside of a babybel cheese, molded into an abstract piece of art resembling a four legged animal
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
i fear i may have a crush … and in sag season …
dog? horse? in a long blonde wig with a cunty side bangswiper caught swiping
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
took the day off tomorrow so today is my friday, feeling #blessed
me taking a mirror selfie next to a pole, wearing a black shirt, black jacket, maroon sweats, black boots bedazzled up the side, and carrying a pink duffel bag with an iced drink in hand
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
me telling my friends i go insane when i get attached to someone and them encouraging it anyway… they’re now seeing i wasn’t joking
andrew garfield with text that says “let’s play hide and seek, i will hide and you will seek professional help”
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
sag season!!! ♐️❤️‍🔥
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
forcing myself to look hot today bc it’s officially sag season
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
2am explorations 🌘
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
entering my wellness girlie era i think
She's so
normal
!
her!!! (lady in a grocery store with a bag of frozen food on her head except the bag is photoshopped out)
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
kinda wanna post more aerial things on here idk
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
just a gay dancing to gay boy music
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
found a new man to project onto and pretend we could be something
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
taunie in legends ZA is starting to piss me off
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
cold pole season 🤧
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
okay fine the camera feature is really cute actually
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
when the demon twink activation serum hits
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
this is me btw. if you even care -_-
kirby frowning in bed on his phone with a box of tissues and a bottle of tylenol next to him, plus a humidifier on his bedframe
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
so much to catch up on after the past week of going nonstop
a graph showing 21,730 steps taken
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
getting home from post show drinks and remembering you look like this
me taking a mirror selfie wearing red pasties and blue underwear with dried fake blood on my body and face
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
girlypop… choices!
andrew garfield saying “let’s play hide and seek, i will hide and you will seek professional help”
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
lymph node so swollen i can see it without my glasses on
willow pill walking the drag race runway wearing a house on her head — “help” is written in fake blood with a bloody handprint next to it
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
so there’s this oomf
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
starting to get imposter syndrome about performing this weekend
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
just bought 48 roses for my mentees’ first performances tonight 🥰
three bouquets of 16 roses each — one white, one pink, and one orange
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
when fashion youtubers act like experts on what makes a good outfit and then put something together that rivals ashley tisdale in the 2000s
ashley tisdale at the princess diaries 2 premiere wearing a pink sleep mask as a headband, pink boa, pink long sleeve with a cream patterned tank on too, boot cut dark wash jeans, a denim(?) belt with a heart shaped buckle, and light pink slippers … and all in front of a pink backdrop tooashey tisdale on a red carpet wearing two turquoise necklaces, a white top with pink text and a layer of turquoise underneath, baggy medium wash jeans with a gold sequened skirt on top, gold flats, and several bangles on both wrists, holding a bag shaped like a piano keyboard
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
hey guys did you know that
me kinda sorta almost doing the splits wearing black short shorts, white kneepads, white socks, and a cropped gray tank top in a studio with purple lighting
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
got canceled on for my date so i’m going shopping instead :)
twink (me) taking a selfie in front of a brick wall, wearing a white tank top and rainbow necklace with a purple linen shirt hanging off my shoulder
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
actually so sick and twisted that my therapist is breaking up with me right as i’m starting to date again
umbreon saying “um?”
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
exactlyyyyyyyyy
sabrina carpenter posing in a white dress on white stairs except she has like a really big head
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
do you ever just
twink standing on the ceiling (no, actually) (holding themself upside down on a pole with their feet planted on the ceiling
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
oomf praising the new ts album and celebrating that she can finally say fuck charli xcx and her shitty autotune…
brat green skeleton wearing heart shaped sunglasses, a purple bob, rainbow cowboy hat, and rainbow pasties to cover her nonexistent nipples
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
hmmmm alright lemme look into this ✍🏻
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
deeply unserious screenshot from a work in progress
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
slowly seeing more people get their international passports ready …
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
i fear life has once again proven that i am very not ready to catch feelings
room tour! (it’s an all white room with padded walls)
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
well…
a screenshot showing my phone’s battery health — the maximum capacity is 75%, and the pop up reads “Important Battery Message
Your battery's health is significantly degraded.
An Apple Authorized Service Provider can replace the battery to restore full performance and capacity.”
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
and we thank you for your service
blushes like a slut
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
okay who’s taking one for the team
hot/crazy scale text — an x-y plane with “hot axis” as the x-axis and “crazy axis” as the y-axis. both are on a scale of 1-10, with varying colors covering different sections of the plane to denote categories. a dot is placed on the far right of the grid (hot axis) and centered in the vertical middle (crazy axis)another x-y grid with the hot axis on the bottom and crazy axis on the left. the text reads “You are 100% hot, 50.42% crazy, which places you in the date zone.”
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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
i may be hungover
twink selfie at golden hour in front of greenery and wearing a tank top, silver necklace, and one singular earbudcroissant in front of a river and city skyline
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