Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I honestly dont get how I'm still doing stuff right now. I'm running on Weed and Friendship 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have gone one (1) entire day having only consumed coffee. No wonder I feel horrible 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I found an old list of songs that I wrote years ago. I remember every song on this list except for "Mood Merson". 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In two days of not using this app, I used far less data. I'm treating myself for a few minutes, then I'll be off again. One more week! 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Just take the gun, Batman. They'll all have them, too." -how it sounds when people talk about Al. 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bluesky uses up too much of my data, and I recently cancelled my wifi to move. I'm gonna have to not use this app for about a week or two. I'm sure I'll be a bad dog, and open it up from time to time :v 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Forget the past. Don't think about it." -My brain, drawing an incorrect conclusion 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I want pizza so badly, when do I get to afford pizza? 010
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*looking at a digital menu and taps on the Vegan Options button* "Filters use AI and may not be accurate." Okay cool, so then I simply won't trust this menu. 010
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just got home from the Weird Al Yankovic show, what a wonderfully fun night! 021
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Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The Internet is full of everything. So why am I only visiting the same 5 websites repeatedly? 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*sigh* How do I get my cat to stop 'tearing down the walls of oppression'? 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My friends took me to see Coyote VS ACME at the drive-in and I am SO HAPPY!!! Such a cute movie. I got emotional just from the word Beep. 120
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I was months overdue for a haircut but I'm finally able to afford it! My head feels so much lighter 121
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO AFFORD IT!!! IM GOING TO SEE JER @skatunenetwork.bsky.social in November! 🎺 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Every idea is a good idea when you're Manic. 110
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It was a bank holiday... I don't get paid til Wednesday 😭 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I go to the grocery store to buy peanut butter. I do not go to the grocery store to buy eggs. I do not want all of your products, I only want some of your products. Please make everything about this Awfully Incompent technology opt-in. 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I usually take Mondays off from work, but...static.klipy.comHomestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!ALT: Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day! 001
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I think I can finally afford that JER ticket (and a haircut) when I get paid on Tuesday 🙏 010
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Soy Sauce has gotta be one of the best sauces of all time fr fr. Top 3 forever, easily. 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Up-dating: "I'm sorry, but I just don't think this is going to work out." *pops the balloons holding you afloat* 010
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026You don't do politics, it's true. Politics always do you. 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026After everything this year has thrown at me, I definitely don't want to get my hopes too high about anything. 010
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I just made the worst fried rice ever because I didn't realize I was out of soy sauce before starting 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Yeah, can things get better yet? I don't wanna do any more 45 hour delivery weeks just to scrape by 000
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Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I just looked up at the moon and learned there's an eclipse tonight. Right now! 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I dislike this trend of "hate-articles" that read like advertisements. I've been noticing it more and more over the last couple years. 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"We just received that order, it'll be ready in a little bit." I spent 7 minutes driving here, why is the order getting to the restaurant after me???? 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The "Hank Hill"-esque "Bwaah" vocal in L'Aberek 🥰🥰🥰 000
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Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Why do I keep gaining followers without receiving any "New Follower" notifications? It makes me suspicious of bot accounts. 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It is always exceedingly hilarious to see an IRL cat do the cartoon trope of slippery paws causing them to run in place before friction and momentum take hold. 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I finally got a 7 hour sleep last night after sleeping for less than 3 hours a day for the entire week. 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I know many people will think this is a radical idea, but: maybe raising the national median income by making the rich people more rich isn't the correct solution to the economy. 010
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026This has got to be my worst year to date. This year has been like 4 years long 001
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Genuinely feel like I deserve the "world's worst friend" award. How greedy of me is it to feel deserving of anything at all? 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Oh fuck it's 8/20. Drink some water! Stay hydrated 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Either the FedEx tracker map doesn't show real time updates, or this driver is on the least efficient delivery path possible 000
Halos, the Dog 🐶 @halosthedog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Today was just an all-around not good day for me... Like holy fuck my life is helpless 000