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Halo McCoy

@halomccoy.bsky.social
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Progressive Liberal Socialist. Blue dot in a Southern red zone. I don't do DMs. I DO NOT DONATE $ TO ANYONE ONLINE SO STOP FOLLOWING ME. Have pitchfork; will travel. Race: Satan. ANTIFA AND PROUD!

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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 16h
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fixed it! #PresidentPedophile
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We need to burn Cornell to the fucking ground.
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They learned it at daddy's knee. Born to monsters, abused by monsters, raised by monsters & kept ignorant/ashamed by victim blaming pedophilic homicidal monsters. Everybody breaks. It's 'Join or Die' & most join to survive. It ain't home unless somebody's crying & bloody on the floor.
A picture of that racist, misogynist, narcissistic, greedy ass braggart with more wind than IQ, Elon Musk, wearing a pink tutu and leotard with the words 'Ain't No Rehab For That' above and 'Sissy SpaceX' on the leaotard.
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I had the money, I'd order one of these for every member of congress so I could mail them to each one with a note attached that read, "SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT, SLACKER!" with a PS that read, "THAT MEANS DO YOUR DAMNED JOB!" #ButtplugShitler
A buttplug shaped and colored like Shitler so that every politician can feel more comfortable and at home with him shoved right up their ass.
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's A Lie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-GQ...
Still taken from Lincoln Project video entitled "It's A Lie" located
at URL 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-GQ9OvyV5w
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#NeverForget #RIP He was going to disrespect every person that lost someone on that day by telling that lie TODAY during the memorial. THAT was why he wanted to speak today - so he could lie and disrespect you, your loved ones and every soul that screamed out in horror as they watched those planes.
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In between posts about government atrocities against the soldiers, icky info about sex & teachers trying to get strangers to buy classroom materials cuz school won't provide & the teacher doesn't make enough money to do it themselves, there's like a metric ton of dogs & cats. MORE ANIMALS PLEASE!
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We all know what those gooners are really gonna do with those gloves.
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Someone should draw up a diagram that details how one could have the most exquisite orgasm if they only apply electroshock stimulation to their testes or their taint, make a bajillion copies and staple them on every telephone pole in the immediate vicinity of EVERY ice facility.
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Here's hoping but the name makes me think they might turn out alright.
Artwork by Boris Vallejo and Julie Bell
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
HEY, AMERICA! If you work in the customer service industry and you see the asshole below walk into your place of business, please do your best to spike his every purchase with copious amounts of snot/saliva/e. coli (poop!) and drop his food on the floor at least 4 times before it hits the plate.
Bruce Taylor, CEO of Taylor Farms, who gave Shitler a huge donation so that he would make the FDA retract the findings of Cyclospora in their tainted lettuce and he could keep selling it to families.
THE LETTUCE IS TAINTED!
IT IS TIME TO BOYCOTT TAYLOR FARMS!
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
New Presidential Portrait!
Photo of Donald J. Trump wherein he is pouting and seems on the verge of a crying temper tantrum unless someone changes his diaper very quickly!
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Finally, where he belongs!
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
#StarTrekOnline #STO #BoldlyGo #Ferengi #Quark #Marauder
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
If you don't love dogs, then there is Cerberus, the only dog that went to Hell because her love was eternally fierce and burned brighter than Hellfire. She's there to punish the souls that don't love dogs.
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I put on my best avatar for Comey. Hope he likes it! Here, have a copy, it's a crappy 'lil paintshop but it'll do.
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Cerberus says howdy and offers to chew on a politician's soul in your mom's name because she is the bestest puppy.
A picture of Cerberus wearing her horns and feeling fine.
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I was always partial to this one.
The Agnostic's Prayer
(Roger Zelazny, Creatures of Light and Darkness, © 1969)

Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
First Stop: DC
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
We need a revolutionary tribunal so we can arrest the ice agents and take em out back to be shot. They don't care about us so we shouldn't care about them.
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I do love your questions because they make me stop & smile. I so need smiles. Thank you for them! My fave sammy HAS to be the Monte Cristo: ham/turkey/Swiss chz layered on brioche, batter coated, deep-fried, dusted with pwdrd sugar & served with cranberry or raspberry chutney.
A pic of a Monte Cristo sandwich that I found on a quick Google image search but it looks close enough to right that I am not quibbling about it.
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Star Trek RPG (circa 1994) Captain Aerin Tor commanding the USS Paradox (NCC-66613)
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Tonight's Binge:
Stranger Things Season 4 Logo
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Hi. I used to be a 14 year old girl back in '84. At no point during that entire year did I have the intelligence or the wisdom to make my own decisions because I thought pizza was a food group (TN edumacaytion, y'all!), everybody was stupid & ALL perverts deserved castration with a cheese grater.
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Now I know what Cooky the Clown looks like without the makeup
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I'm getting a lotta use out of this today.
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The definition of fascism points solidly toward the right. Read it!
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Inject cheap mayo into the Crypt Keeper and PRESTO!
You've made Meister Shite, a glow-in-the-dark Nazi!
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I always liked Sheep Raider from Lyon Studios (?) myself.
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I'm reading 'Turncoat' by Jim Butcher right now. What are you reading? #ReadWriteImagine
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
BREAKING: Hell is hotter because Beelzebubba went longer than 8 seconds in the Demon Dong Rodeo, riding the Dobson pony (bald in all the right places). Video to be uploaded to HellTube later this evening.
Robot Chicken's Apocalypse Pony line by Keirii Of Celts
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Cerberus approves!
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
My furbaby, Cerberus, just rocking the horns like it *insert TWANG here* ain't no thang but a chicken wang. Sorry. Still in Georgia. Just so. MANY. Souls. I get more business than a urinal at roadhouse in Bumblefuck, Nowhere.
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
For Your Consideration:
Candidate for ANTIFA Mascot: a German Wirehaired Pointer puppy (approximately 14 months old)
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Cerberus, my fur baby. :)
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Hey, ICE-ASS!
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Your judgement of me will never change me. I already know that I am worthless & ugly, stupid & so evil that even Death, himself, steers clear. Doesn't matter. I love you. You are flawed like an emerald & the starbursts inside you make you unique & brilliant & beautiful. Shine bright, baby. /8 [Fini]
Everyone thinks they have the best dog and none of them are wrong. 
-- Unknown
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Fat, white tub of cunt, below:
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Remember that little story about the golden calf? Yeah, well that story gets brought up in Hell every time a #cuntservative dies.
Mooby the Golden Calf from the View Askewniverse, via Kevin Smith
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Halo McCoy @halomccoy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
It's time for the Boston Tesla Party
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