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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 28/09/2026

The last two frames you see before neural ejection from your shell.

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 23/09/2026

READ IT. ITS SO FUCKIN GOOD AND SWEET AND GOSH IT MAKES ME FEEL T H I N G S

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Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 23/09/2026

#CURSEKISSCUTE #2: Name of the Helper, Part II has finally begun! > So WHAT if Nathan Small just got his shit cursed to smithereens by the Femboy Fairy? He doesn’t have TIME for a Gender Situation right now—he’s late for his WEREWOLF ROCK BAND JOB INTERVIEW!! READ IT HERE: → www.dicot.moe/ckc-2 ←

The cover art for CURSE/KISS/CUTE #2: Name of the Helper, Part II by Valerie Halla. On the cover, a smizing wolf-eared woman looks down on the tiny skirt-wearing boy in the palms of her hands. The pouting, sparkling boy emits mars symbols in protest of his smallness and skirt-wearingness.

In the background, a quote from the woman:

“I guess I don’t know what’s going on inside your *head*, Small—but I’ll tell you what I see from out *here*.

*I see a boy who can’t stop apologizing for wearing a skirt.*

What’s up with that?”

Character profiles from CURSE/KISS/CUTE. The text reads:

Nathan Small: A human software engineer fresh out of college and newcomer to the City of Monsters. As a matter of survival, Nathan Small navigates social situations by making himself as uninteresting as possible. This strategy has recently been complicated by a fairy’s curse that turned all his boy clothes into girly-girl girl clothes for girls.

Listen: Don’t read into this too much. In fact, don’t read anything into Nathan Small at all. If this whole skirt situation is making his heart beat funny, maybe that simply means he has a garden-variety cardiac arrhythmia. Didn’t think of that, did you?

Anyway, he has to go interview for a spot in a rock band now, so please just be cool, alright?

Rinne Alexandria “Lexie” Kamitani: Guitarist and lead singer for Dodecadendron, a punky underground rock band. Make no mistake: Lexie Kamitani is Kind Of A Lot. Charismatic, laid-back, and easily amused, her cool exterior belies a remarkably intense individual with a profound passion for truth, love, and art. She exclusively fucks with people who Give A Shit.

Although born a werewolf, she spent her teenage years among humans, during which time she developed her extreme distaste for authority. Most monsters don’t fit neatly into the categories of “cis” or “trans”, but Lexie loudly self-describes as a trans woman.

An excerpt from CURSE/KISS/CUTE. The text reads:

“I lost a bet,” says Nathan to his assembled audience of crickets.

“I lost a *bet*,” he says again, but differently.

“I...*lost a bet*. Actually, the *truth* is, I...lost a bet. Well, see—basically—I lost a bet? *Lost* a bet. Lost a *bet*? Lost...a bet?”

He frowns.

“Oh, you lost a bet? So basically, what you’re saying is that you think wearing a skirt is sort of a, kind of a joke? You don’t get the job. In fact, I’m calling the police. *Idiot.*” He punts a stick twenty feet in the air.

He slides with his back against the wall. “All my clothes fell in a lake. Of fire? My clothes went to hell. So I had to borrow my...sister’s clothes?” He puts his palms together in prayer. “My sister, who has all my same measurements and doesn’t own a single pair of pants...and the bra straps? Um...the bra straps are...tactical?”

His ass touches down in the grass. He pleads to the moon above. “My name is Nathan Small. My name is...Natalie?” He shudders.

He thinks.

He tilts his head.

“Nathan? No, no, no. I said my name was *Nat*. Nat Small. It’s actually unisex.”

He nods, slowly.

The clouds of the moon loom overhead. He watches for a while as they silently storm.

“But the *truth* is,” he whispers, “even though I look like this...I’m actually a *boy*.”

A cricket jumps up his skirt. He shrieks.

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 02/09/2026

i need one of those fake email jobs, im tired of not having any money.

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 01/08/2026

I bought some bows recently, they're kinda silly but they're making me happy!

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 30/07/2026

when a girl says I'd look good in a muzzle, how should I respond?

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 17/07/2026

girl who only filmed her WORST stage at shooting sports tonight oops. off hand shooting is ASS.

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 16/07/2026

update didn't sleep, called out, somehow trying to be safe pissed off the union president. so it goes.

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 16/07/2026

8 a.m. crew call that's an hour away...... highkey fuck fifa already but this better not suck ass. load out 8 hour minimum slh why did i take this call

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 12/07/2026

update its missing a scene and im not sure what that scene is.

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 11/07/2026

gonna proofread ch8 and then im posting it if i don't hate it.

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 07/07/2026

holding hands in the immersion fluid ♡⁠(⁠˃͈⁠ ⁠દ⁠ ⁠˂͈⁠ ⁠༶⁠ ⁠)

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 07/07/2026

oh btw i have been writing. wife is out of town so ive had a lil more time.

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 04/07/2026

i have a short thread on this! bsky.app/profile/hali...

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 01/07/2026

theyre called hot girl bruises because only hot girls have them

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 26/06/2026

Thrift store CD haul. Sample hunting soon

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 23/06/2026

did my shot and fucking hit a capillary AGAIN. same thing as two weeks ago, i lost most of the shot volume i think but I cant just. double up just in case i didn't lose it all. so i just have to wait a couple days to see if i feel awful or not. my left buttcheek apparently has lots of stuff to hit.

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 15/06/2026

pissed i just almost fell asleep and then choked on my own spit like body come the fuck on work with me

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 10/06/2026

highkey the best part if prog at night is it metabolizes into allopregnanolone, and i get so sleepy wibbly and off balance, its like being drunk without any hangover. shits peak. best study i was ever a part of.

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 03/06/2026

okay random boom outside my house????? spooked the deer AND the bugs no crack, just a boom

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 28/05/2026

played with a jumping spider today. he hopped on my hand and i showed him around my kitchen. he was see through enough i could see his primary eyes moving around and looking at stuff. it was really cool. he was nice. i hope to see him again //

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 21/05/2026

controversial opinion but the whole muzzle thing for mechsplo only makes sense if the one being splo'd is a hound. and i don't. particularly care for those big wire muzzles? like i get the appeal but also theyre like. too big? idk

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 20/05/2026

it took like 3 rewrites and admitting to myself i could plan it on a separate doc in loose terms so i could figure out the flow of it, but i got it! the dolls kissed (or well. they didn't but climaxes were reached) and im onto the next scene!

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 16/05/2026

having trouble with this scene that starts off ch7. like. i know what i want to happen but making the dolls in my brain kiss is proving more difficult than I'd like

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 13/05/2026

cackling at "needs review" like thanks bsky moderation, I'm definitely needing review. forsure

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 12/05/2026

lmao imagine writing something and just immediately publishing it. like fuck it full send ig

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 11/05/2026

guess who's working for the next 11 days straight and is gonna have a LOT of downtime with her laptop (⁠⁠✿⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ) it's me. Chapter 6 is up. Alba and Joan AND 2141! New character time! archiveofourown.org/works/831900...

archiveofourown.org

Orcinus Tea - Chapter 6 - Halite (HaliteHope) - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 11/05/2026

apropos of nothing, it's really telling how it's "violence" when a protest damages property, but it's not violence when the state disenfranchises millions with clear animus.

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 10/05/2026

one of these things is not like the others (i rattlecanned some pmags yesterday)

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 08/05/2026

best part about being woken up by something happening is when the brain rewrites history to tell you you were definitely in control of that first couple seconds. like, no the fuck we were not, there was no conscious control as soon as my eyes opened. that takes a second to start up.

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 08/05/2026

@ela-bambust.bsky.social im sorry i keep doing this, but even the GODDAMNED PLANET has a meaningful name‽ Baudrillard's Simulacra and Simulation? BEAUDRILLARD-II?? Girl why do you do this is EVERYTHING you write Like This or? just nexus alpha?

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 28/04/2026

ive been doing weighted leg day with 3 full mags and my plates and without the rifle its like. nearing 30lbs. which i know isn't much, but. all told if i can run around with 45lbs of kit and not be immediately winded I'll be happy. moar pouches soon

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 24/04/2026

Splits are mid and the group could use work. also having a real shot timer would be nice. but gf works for now.

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 20/04/2026

What's good, chapter four of Orcinus Tea is up. archiveofourown.org/works/831900... It does get a lil spicy. Not quite sticking-fingers-in-someone's-neurofeedback-port spicy, but still!

archiveofourown.org

New Session | Archive of Our Own

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 20/04/2026

What's good, chapter four of Orcinus Tea is up. archiveofourown.org/works/831900... It does get a lil spicy. Not quite sticking-fingers-in-someone's-neurofeedback-port spicy, but still!

archiveofourown.org

New Session | Archive of Our Own

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 20/04/2026

@ela-bambust.bsky.social im gonna fucking fight you with your naming conventions I JUST GOOGLED EPOC.

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 16/04/2026

Shockingly, chapter three is up now. This one gets a little weird. We're back to our girls though. no more of that handler and her weirdo assistant, for now. archiveofourown.org/works/831900...

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 16/04/2026

Shockingly, chapter three is up now. This one gets a little weird. We're back to our girls though. no more of that handler and her weirdo assistant, for now. archiveofourown.org/works/831900...

archiveofourown.org

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salt bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ @halitehope.neocities.org · 15/04/2026

Well, I'm finally posting my writing. Mechsplo slice of life, except the pilot is separated from her handler, and unable to reach her. This is less of a problem than you'd think. Be nice? please? archiveofourown.org/works/831900...

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