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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

Oh yeah, we're looking after this little mischief. Meet Chilli 🐶

A saluki breed dog. She is a big light brown dog sitting on a blanket on the sofa

Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026

[pup hoods] Pride happened 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️!!! Was a beautiful day out and got to hang out with the greatest company :halfy_wink: :halfy_mow: With @WildTato @brendan, Dolby, and Borealis.

Group photo of people looking at the camera. Borealis with the flag, two pups and a man in a pink hat

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026

Made a ratatouille the other day. But because we live in the UK it had to be on toast by law.

Two plates of "ratatouille" but it's on top of a slice of sourdough.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 05/05/2026

So @WildTato took me diving and after my brief panic I was alright :3 :halfy_wink:

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026

Mind blown that Tesco Value Jeans exist

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026

Paddleboarding today yeeeeeeeeaahhhhh :halfy_wink: :halfy_wink:

A dog on a standup paddle board with an oar in its mouth against the sunset

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2026

[alcohol] Never felt more well earned :halfy_hungry:

Pub table with cycle helmet and a fresh pint of ale.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2026

Revived a Surface RT to show our food prices on :), using PostmarketOS! (For @rlab)

Picture of my laptop and the tablet running the stock XFCE4 environment.

Picture of both running the food website in a kiosk mode.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 05/04/2026

Went to my hometown museum and randomly found a very very very old Pokémon cake.

A photo of a Pokémon museum display cabinet. A very faded Pokémon cake in packaging is on display

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/03/2026

Ended up doing a lot of little art bits and pieces these last few weeks. (Mostly I think I am quite burnt out from software). Couple of little pieces for me and @WildTato

Tato being carried in a carrying bag strapped to the front of Halfy

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 04/03/2026

realising the way I draw furries is the way IKEA draws it's little manual mascott

the IKEA man. He's got a smile extendingright from his face up to his ear and his arms merge into his waist

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 27/02/2026

[re: ukpol, positive] @slimelia genuinely, watching starmer get his comeuppance from abandoning the left is a fresh log to my fire. i'm sure he's going any day now.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 27/02/2026

[ukpol, positive] I am so glad the lovely doggy lady won and not the facist goblin. Honestly gives me a bit of hope. #greens #byelection

Bar graph showing the UK greens comfortably winning a byelection with 14,980 votes over Reform's 10,578 and Labour's 9,364.

Torys and LibDems barely visible on 706 and 653 respectively.

Zack Polanski and new MP Hannah Spencer with a crowd of green voters and 4 lovely greyhound doggies

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 24/02/2026

New reffff sheet :halfy_flirty: ❤️❤️❤️ By @kayobe / @neonpawcreations

Halfy the border collie bee
He/they

He all stripey and has a tennis ball and honey

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 22/02/2026

* You've found a new note from the "Halfy's home infrastructure manual" *

A note page entitled "Printer"

It says:

is a cunt.

If it squarks "No Toner" at you and refuses to print, what it is actually saying is "the watch battery on the toner cartridge has died and you need to look at the icon of the settings menu to find out which one".

The battery is a L521F, it's a bastard to take out and a bastard to get in.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 14/02/2026

[food, meat] When you're cooks are good but it sets off the CO alarm. This is steak and red wine pie with homemade chips and greens :halfy_crazy:

Two *rustic* steak pies on plates with some chips, mixed greens and beans.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 31/01/2026

We travel in style on the Eurostar.

My partner wrapped up inside a blue fleece.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 22/01/2026

Drew a doodle last night to remind me it's nearly Friday :halfy_sleepy:

Sketch of a wolf in a hoodie all chilled out. The text to the right says "Chill, it's Thursday. Halfy 2026"

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2026

The problem with baking cookies at home is then you have a ready supply of delicious cookies, except you now know exactly how much sugar and fat went into them. Anyway, I've eaten 5 today

Dark chocolate cookies with white chocolate chunks, on a chopping board freshly baked.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026

[ukpol] Love this. Mr Jenrick MP wasting no time in blaming the previous conservative government for fucking things up. HE WAS **IN** THE CABINET OF THE SUNAK GOVERNMENT. How thick do they think we are???

"It's time for the truth," Jenrick said. "Britain has been in decline. Britain is in
decline.”

He added: "Both Labour and the Conservatives broke Britain. And both are
now dominated by those without the competence or backbone needed to fix
it"

Snippet of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Jenrick#Ministerial_career_(2022%E2%80%932023) containing previous posts, the Minister of State for Immigration and State for Health are listed.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 14/01/2026

What does this even meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean?

VisionExpress website header, with a section for "AI glasses"

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 21/12/2025

[food, meat] to offset the last post, I bring you Nice Food. Stewed up some beef and bacon stew for 3 hours with some delicious red wine. Then made some absolutely beautiful roast potatoes (soaked to remove all the starch, parboiled and then crisped […] [Original post on mastodon.half-shot.uk]

Picture of a bowl of stew with a unhealthy amount of roast potatoes. The potatoes have a golden outer layer. The stew is comprised of beef, bacon, carrots and a thick sauce.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 11/12/2025

Honestly putting a sign like that up is just tempting fate.

Top floor of the Helsinki Oodi library. There is a floor that ramps down like a skateboard and the photo is taken looking down it.

There is a pillar with a sign showing a person sliding down with a big red line through it.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 18/11/2025

lil baby going to a new home :blobfoxheartcute:

A Intel NUC computer in my hand. It is a square looking box about the size of a deep fill sandwich.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 05/11/2025

Still can't believe this hack works. This was the internet radio hack project I worked on ages ago, hooked up to a mpd stream

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2025

How extra is _your_ loading screen? I spent all of a hour working on this myself and pretty proud of the CSS hacks!

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2025

Did my talk. It's got a story arc, it's got dramatics, it's got multiple fonts and it's got a surprise at the end! media.ccc.de/v/matrix-conf-2025-726…

A slide where I am working on infrastructure. This is a picture of me trying to keep tschunk

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025

Yesterday the vibe was milkshake beer. Do not ask about the hangover.

In the foreground is a beer the colour of strawberry milkshake.

The background has some sofas and some white walls with blue /green / purple projected on. It's a vibe.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2025

It's soup! Soup that I made! I had some leftover carrots, spring onions , chillis and peppers in the fridge so made them into this soup. And some double cream and fresh bread to go with it.

A bright orange soup in a bowl, it has some cream in the middle of it. Mmmm soup

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2025

Writing my slides for the upcoming @matrix conference talk. it's going very well

A sample slide from my talk. The title is Holding the Fort, How did bridges happen?

The text reads:

Mistake #1
Oh god <blurred>

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2025

Cool thank you British broadcasting corporation.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2025

Left my mouse behind in the office. :halfy_sleepy: 💡The PS5 controller can work as a touchpad out of the box on Linux.

Wooden desk with a small keyboard on the left and a PS5 controller on the right.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2025

Reading pride was awesome, got to take my partner around the route for the first time too ❤️. #pride

Pride parade with 2 people in the foreground, faces obscured by dog emoji.

The first shirt says SMALL GAY DOG in rainbow text, and the other shirt says BIG GAY DOG :)

The person on the left has a plushy bone and a collar, and the right person has some badges around their neck.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2025

I accept my fate. I don't know why I find this so funny :D

Dialog prompt wotyYou need to install "VIDEQ CODEC : WMvideo Decoder” to start the game,

I accept the above message.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2025

[food, meat] Made some flatbreads on Friday with a beef topping (minced, marinaded in garlic and chili, and spices) alongside some fresh yogurt, herbs and chips. Having made too much beef, Saturday was sponsored by fresh pizza with the same beef (now […] [Original post on mastodon.half-shot.uk]

A flatbread topped with beef, chilies, yogurt, and a side of chips

A freshly baked thin/Italian style pizza on a wooden chopping board. You can see crisped up beef, melted mozzarella on a tomato base.

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2025

When you follow me you get Good Food

"Wet Food" Dog Food model from Nintendogs. It has a dog on the front that says "Good food"

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Halfy! @halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2025

Made really good food, holidays are great for expanding your palette a bit. This is poached white fish with roasted asparagus and leeks, with a honey mustard sauce. For pure showoff points I put a few dabs of chilli oil in the sauce.

Plate of food, as described in the post. There is a lemon and rocket on top of the fish.

The chilli oil sits suspended in the white sauce.

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