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HalfTank

@halftank.bsky.social
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Retired Navy Chief; Retired Educator; Disabled Combat Vet; Biker.

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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 18m
He’s an idiot too
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 40m
I hope she figures out how to get that “I just sucked a dick” look off her lips.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 43m
On top of that people are so stupid to think a thousand dollars will amount to anything in 18 years. In 18 years one would earn a bit over 100 dollars in interest. With normal inflation you would be better off spending the 1000 as soon as you get it.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 50m
Dumbest (notice the b in dumb that we all just learned for the first time) motherfucker of all time.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 22h
We send two for every one they send and be aggressive if they decide to act or o mouth off. Record everything.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey dude, you’re not much to look at either. Look like a fucking lizard waiting to catch a fly.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fucking dumbass!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He promised to cut energy bills in half in 6 months and gas prices would be under $2. He never said he couldn’t do that because he’s “inheriting a mess.” He said he would do it & it would be easy. So he can try & blame Biden now all he wants, but he blatantly lied & is a buffoon.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Because her staying in China is totally irrelevant to the question. In court one attorney would interrupt with “I object, relevance,” and the judge would intervene (as the host should have done).
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, odds are at least half of them will vote Republican again. I know truckers aren’t the brightest bulbs in the lamp, but geezus fuckin Christ?
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I had ten minutes to test this idiot, I could prove that he has about a late fifth to early six grade intelligence. Would test under 80 on a real iq test.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So he’s lying? Say it ain’t so!
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who are the ten people who clapped. Get their names and networks so we can fuck with them.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why are these fucking idiots clapping and laughing?
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m very sorry that you can’t afford health care, but at least you can go to IQ47 TV and watch this idiot fellate himself.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can’t ask it anything you don’t already know the answer to. That renders it useless.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump also admits on his site that inflation is way higher than it was in 2024.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now reporters need to ask him “Do you feel relieved that you are able to finally admit you lost the 2020 election?” Your new TV show admits it for you.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Left over cubed chicken, left over mashed potatoes as a topping, cooked like shepard’s pie. Here’s my point. We need to teach people how to prepare beans, chicken, green veggies, soups, and fruits so they can eat healthier, and cheaper.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Being wealthy allows my wife and me to buy whatever we’d like at the grocery store. My wife bought a cooked whole chicken. Dinner 1: chicken, left over Spanish rice, zucchini from our garden, corn. Dinner 2: leftover chicken, mashed potatoes with gravy, salad. Dinner 3: mixed veggies,
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The idiot who asked that question should be tarred and feathered and run out of town. Why not ask this instead? “President Trump, why do you lie about losing the 2020 election. Why does it matter so much to your fragile fucking ego?
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He always was a piece of shit.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And they aren’t brainwashed from the military. They are brainwashed from spending their youth in Southern states where pawpaw and mamaw are siblings, and their parents kept them dumb by keeping them out of school during meth cooking activities.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That is such a fucking lie. I served all over the world from 1974 to 1996. Tell your stepson he’s full of shit.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Easy solution. Don’t approve any spending at all. Break this motherfucker.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Joe Walsh Is Right......
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump just loves that small Chinese cock.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bottom line is that girls won’t fuck losers, so they will be gone as a species in 15 years or so.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think he has some kind of shit composting and odor eliminating contraption. Depends.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dude. Stfu!
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And why does he attempt to hide his homosexuality?
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Better yet, do both sides of the debate. Answer for Paxton. “Corruption?” Talirico: “ I will fight to end insider trading and other forms of corruption exhibited by this regime.” Paxton: “ I love corruption, especially when it involves me.”
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump needs a new show “The Biggest Loser.”
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
First day back in the pool every reporter should as this one question: “Does being a loser upset you? And before you badmouth me, just remember that your response supports my claim that you are a loser.”
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I haven’t shown an id for beer in well over 50 years.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dude, how bout stfu?
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As long as they don’t claim to be a Republican.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
First we need democrats. Then we can do the purge. Vote Blue 100%. And you need to stop being a whiny little bitch like the GOP.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuck Russia and their oil.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A gaudy piece of shit that must be destroyed. Same goes for his arch.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The first thing those lazy stupid motherfuckers resort to is always a fucking lie and a blame on Biden. Scalise is a piece of shit. If only someone had a better aim.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can’t imagine changing his diaper then fellating him right next door to all the that shit. She must like that smell.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“I like to suck dick.”
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seems like it would be easier to turn out the democrats than convince an idiot to switch his vote.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So why don’t they begin each news cast with “You guys all know Trump is an idiot, and we will show you just how big of an idiot he is.”
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You try banging Natalie and Ivanka, watching chid porn, fellating Pootie and Kim, and still staying awake during the day.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How bout we send two people for every one they send?
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Was a quarter when I was a kid. A huge candy bar was a nickel. Now, a good sized candy bar is 2 bucks. Using that for cost comparison, the tooth fairy should leave children 10 bucks or two gallons of gas to get him or her to school one day.
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Let’s do it. I can put an electric fence on my boat and Trump can use it at the Sea World shark tank. Free admission day. Let’s pack the place. Watching that stupid fuck get electrocuted and eaten by sharks would be magnificent!!
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“I built that bridge but you don’t call me a bridge builder. I built that house but you don’t call me a house builder. I built that car but you don’t call me a car builder. But I fucked one goat……
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