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Xandra Valancius

@halfokay.bsky.social
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WoL/Half-Garlean/Former Imperial Officer FFXIV RP/18+/Dark Themes

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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 20h
[answers the door wearing cat footie pajamas] Yes?
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was not meant as a euphemism but sure.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have never had a hot dog.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"...no. I'm not going to murder someone over pity compliments. But I will think about it."
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stop. Talking.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think 'Nidhogg' and I have already had enough exchanges to make us both certain we are not each other's ideal choice of company, Estinien.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...I will not be humoring this.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[by the time he wakes up, she's long gone]
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ishgardian Elezen living in Dravania don't look up? Are you *certain* about that?
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry to rob you of a chance to show off then, or whatever it may have been.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not going to learn how to do this if you do it for me.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
... ?? ?????!!!
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Then pass out already. No goodbye needed.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[harsh, hissed whisper] what are you DOING? Get DOWN before you get us seen!
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No. [she takes the seam ripper and starts tearing the 'dress' back into pieces] That would defeat the purpose.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can s-? [harsh sigh, somewhat testy] Of course you can.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[she goes for the stew, opening it up and mostly just drinking it, chewing as needed] [she pauses to gasp for air after several seconds, coughing a bit] Thank you.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"...yes. Of course. A lesson. Because they will still be alive to learn from it."
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"It's fine. I can always shoot at them."
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's..annoying, the number of people who randomly decide to tell me "I'm beautiful" in an earnest, coddling tone. I *know* what is being implied, when they say it like that. As though they're the only one who's ever said it to me and it will change my life. Ugh.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[slowly looking to her left, from her makeshift sniper's nest] ...???
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[she takes about half an hour to just sit on the ground and breathe, her back to a wall so she can see anyone approaching] [Eventually she calms enough to stand back up and approach Ingrid again] ...does that offer of food still stand?
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[her shoulders draw up and she reaches for her seam ripper] Nothing.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just. Need a moment. To shake it off. I will be fine. Thank you.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not... Not right now.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[stepping back from a mannequin wearing what is likely SUPPOSED to be a dress but it looks like shit] ...okay.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[her pupils are small, and she struggles to keep her gaze focused on Ingrid] ...war does that.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[stepping off the boat returning from the Southern Front, looking harrowed] [She's clutching her shotgun more like a teddy bear than a weapon, knuckles white] [It's thankfully unloaded at the moment]
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lil mushroom friend 🍄 [ #cuteart #illustration ]
A doodle of a cute mushroom-themed long cat, colored with red mushrooms with yellow spots. It’s sitting with its back to the viewer, head turned back, winking, with a mushroom in its mouth.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's quite something coming from you. You're the first to run off without a goodbye the moment you're not needed.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[she removes her hand immediately] I wanted to see if you'd finally pass out if your eyes closed.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... [She's curious - decides to test something] [She puts her hand on his face to make him close his eyes and pushes his head further back into the pillow]
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... Animals in general?
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was not allowed near animals except for target practice.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Likely. More talkative than one, certainly. A yappy yak if you will.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still awake? Impressive.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, again. I was constantly forced to interrupt the arguments between the two of you on our long journey, or do you not recall?
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The last thing I desire is to get between the two of you again.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well you've replaced it with...Ysayle. At least.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You've no idea then. Okay.
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forgiven whimsy💌 @daintyprotag.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
repost of the emet-selch gender comic by request
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm not surprised to hear he's corrupted by nostalgia. How are you here then?
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'll just leave.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That is because I have denied the permission to become one. I've ended it here.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[DEEP SIGH] Yes, okay. You're correct. You win the argument.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[vague gesture at the burnt half of her face] I'm well aware. I am not the reckless hero sort of person. Unfortunate things just tend to happen in battle, no matter how much one prepares.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
... THAT WAS. A RARE INCIDENT. I am normally not so close to the action.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I used to be in the military.
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Xandra Valancius @halfokay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One might compare them to something they'd hear from behind a closed bathroom door after a low fiber day, but I've heard worse things on the battlefield.
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