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Jack Hoff

@halflinghands.bsky.social
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Jack • they/he • 27 • EN/FR/中文 • 🏳️‍⚧️ ✏️ T4T yaoi enthusiast 🔞 ko-fi.com/halflinghands (check out my bf’s art @grosyano.bsky.social ♡)

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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i don't do it often but every time i light up i think of her
image of low quality cartoonish 3d rendered woman holding a huge cigarette wagging her finger in disapproval with the text "oh no no no no. don't even think about it girl"
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me when I’m the most favoured concubine in the emperor’s court despite my unsightly unbound feet
a photo of me wearing green hanfu sitting demurely in front of a small fountain and covering the bottom half of my face with a green fan. i am looking demurely down and to the side
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
IN MY EXPERIENCE
screenshot of a wide-eyed spongebob holding his hands out while an enormous shadow looms above him
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Purging the baldurs fixation from my brain before classes start 👁️_👁️💧 here’s my durge basking in the company of his power-hungry companions :)
In-progress digital drawing of my dark urge character, a half-elf with tan skin and reddish hair, reclining nude with astarion behind him and minthara resting her head on his hip
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Reloaded my dark urge save to let astarion be evil this time and couldn’t help but consider what the others might think of his monologues #bg3spoilers
Messy digital sketch depicting my dark urge character conversing with astarion, who is raving about ruling the world, while gale listens in and thinks “those fools better not be serious” with an annoyed expression
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the elf has once again captured my heart #bg3
in-progress digital drawing of astarion crouching by the water looking down ponderously
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Every time i’ve finished this fight Halsin has been in bear form and the cutscene looks like this 😭😭🐻 #bg3
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
his name is glup shitto (it's Lou)
colored digital sketch of the second character in the original post, showing him with platinum blond hair, pale skin, and an arm tattoo with curly swirly lines. his sweater is purplish with one thick horizontal stripe in a lighter color across the chest
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Campus bible study recruiter x art school homosexual meet cute. Possibly more of these guys to come ¬‿¬ #ocsky
pink-toned digital drawing of a bright-eyed young man with a bible under his arm saying, "hey, good morning! my name is elijah and i'd love to welcome you to our weekly bible study." he has short dark hair, small round earrings, and a cross necklace, and is wearing a t shirt that says "EPIC! (empowering people through christ)"digital sketch of a young androgynous looking man walking by, glancing mischievously to the side and thinking "hm... i could probably fix him." he has shoulder-length spiky hair and several facial piercings, and is wearing a messenger bag. he is also wearing headphones around his neck, rings on his fingers, a spiky wrist bracelet, and a chain on his belt.
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Here is a haiku: Self-intro + comm info ✨ (details in bio)
Digital illustration of me, mister jack “halflinghands” hoff, holding a pencil and waving with 3 speech bubbles around my head. The speech bubbles read: “Hi! I’m Jack. I draw characters from media I like, & original ones as well. Some of my works are NSFW, so if you are a minor please turn back now.”Commission info sheet (full details at halflinghandsart.carrd.co)
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It’s #jayvik yuri on a blanket season 🌼
Sepia-toned digital illustration of jayce and viktor interpreted as women laying on a blanket. Viktor(ia)’s cane is laying in the grass to her left, and she is wearing a long red skirt and black sweater, with black painted nails and several facial piercings and necklaces. Jayce is dressed in a red and yellow cheerleading outfit with a yellow bow in her hair.Viktor(ia) has one hand resting on her torso and the other gently touching jayce’s leg, who is laying on her aide and staring at her with a soft expression.
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I think Jayce would be the most anxious chess player on the planet and I absolutely think Viktor would hit him with the bongcloud opening
Digital sketch of jayce and viktor playing chess. Jayce is hunched over in focus, scrutinizing the chessboard and thinking “why would he move his king to e2 right out the gate? Just what kind of masterful gambit is he planning?” referring to the infamous chess “bongcloud open” which is widely considered the stupidest possible move to make at the start of a game. Viktor is leaning his head on his hand, watching jayce and looking very entertained
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
just got off a therapy call where my therapist suggested i hold my chiikawa plush as a grounding technique after i cried a lot and i wound up smiling & laughing gleefully at this little thing with my red face and wet bloodshot eyes and i felt completely insane
photo of a hand holding a probably knock-off chiikawa plush with his trademark big wet eyes and innocent expression
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Revisiting a merjayce wip that I started last year for #mermay … I blinked and a year passed oops 🧜🏽‍♂️🌞
In-progress digital drawing of jayce talis interpreted as a mermaid. He is floating in sunny blue water and looking at the viewer with a radiant smile, sparkling golden eyes & shell jewelry. He has visible top scars with light and reddish coloration
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I don’t think i ever posted this perpetual wip. Geyser Jayce be upon ye 💦
Digital sketch of jayce talis laying on his back with his legs spread, with a dazed pleasured expression on his face. His pussay is a geyser
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Harry is #thriving #discoelysium
screenshot of tomodachi life game depicting harry dubois standing in a dilapidated shack saying "it looks great now! thank you"the same harry mii is now lying on the floor with the Expression on his face
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
couldnt verbally describe to my friend how hard i messed up picking up a cup of coffee the other day
shittily drawn 4 panel comic. 1st panel depicts a hand reaching for a mug of coffee on a table. in the 2nd panel the person has picked up the mug and is holding it normally. in the 3rd panel they are somehow holding it by the bottom and coffee is spilling out while they look surprised. in the 4th panel coffee is shown to be flying towards the office radiator which is thankfully unplugged
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
he doesn't even fit
picture of a huge fluffy orange cat sitting in my lap
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
for context, 2 new testaments were left inside my workplace and i decided that today i am going to be a pastor
an assortment of bible themed coloring pages
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This is a “slow day at work” appreciation post
Desecrated coloring page of a bible verse edited to say “god made gay people” depicting a person with blue hair and a beard declaring that they have pronouns, alongside another gay person, encircling a burning pile of bibles. In the distance, a rainbow surrounds noah’s ark edited to be a gay club
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 … ! A bit different from my usual stuff, I was too busy to post this for #mikuday but here’s a piece inspired by the Disappearance of Hatsune Miku that I started when I was feeling overwhelmed with life. Great song go listen
A cool-toned illustration of hatsune miku with her palms held up as though pressing on glass, a devastated expression on her face as her body and signature teal pigtails fade into colorful blocky glitch artifacts. Even her tears are beginning to “glitch” away
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
CHIITAN ?!?!?!??!!!!
screenshot of the quoted post depicting its likes, one of which is from Chiitan's official bluesky account
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Haven’t been drawing much but here’s me & @grosyano.bsky.social as creatures :)
digital sketch of myself interpreted as a binturong (bearcat) fursona. I have greyish brown fur, round fluffy ears, glasses and many piercings on my ears & face digital sketch of my lovely bf yano interpreted as a deer. he has light brown fur with freckles, cute lil antlers, shoulder length brown and blonde hair, and facial piercings. there are 2 hearts next to him
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I have a very important email to send tomorrow that I haven't written yet because I'm working on a powerpoint ranking the bathrooms in the resident evil franchise by grossness
powerpoint slide depicting a screenshot of leon kennedy in a dilapidated bathroom. the text next to the image reads "character reaction: n/a. number of visible biohazards: 0. stank score: 3. would i shit here? no. comments: Unique setup featuring only a urinal and a roll of toilet paper. Occupied upon arrival 
Random enemy spawn: can be either male or female (woke)"
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
fun ¨̮ picrew.me/share?cd=kyP... #Picrew #Maddel_Picrew
Picrew by Maddel depicting a person with dark brown shoulder-length hair parted in the middle. They’re wearing large glasses and a brown flannel shirt, and they have a septum piercing. They have a confused autistic expression
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
They’re building one of these behemoth shitstains right where I used to live
emote with eyebags holding a pink can of monster looking tired of life
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
didn’t draw for a month, revisiting some wips… (◕◡◕✿)
digital sketch of long haired jayce talis leaning back with his eyes rolled back & mouth hanging open
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Finally did the thing I’ve been waiting to do all semester
Photo of a printed image taped onto the interior of an office door window depicting a clearly AI generated image of a guy studying with the caption “Create with your own Voice!!”. The guy in the image has 7 fingers and is missing an eye. A sticky note stuck over the image reads “THEN STOP USING AI”
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
not the fking carpal tunnel achievement in project sekai 💀
Screenshot of my profile on project sekai zoomed in to the achievements bar, which features an achievement titled “carpal tunnel” with an icon of a hand covered in bandages with lightning bolts around it
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Edit of a meme showing a guy wearing a hoodie + sweatpants on the left captioned "me at my wedding" and the same guy wearing a suit on the right captioned "me when S posts a new fic"
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Last drawing in this series I never posted, thus concludes the “ #jayvik catching up after a long time apart” saga 💖
Digital pencil drawing of viktor and jayce kissing deeply. They both have long hair and are shirtless. Viktor’s eyes are closed, while jayce looks at him with his eyes half-open. Jayce is holding Viktor’s upper back, and Viktor has one hand gently touching Jayce’s jaw, and the other grabbing his hair. They are both blushing all over
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Yeass…… hahaha….. YESS
screenshot of weather app showing mostly cloudy and rainy weather with temps in the 30-50 degree Fahrenheit or 0-10 degree Celsius range for the next week
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
😳💦💕 Collab with the lovely @fibvlaa.bsky.social for #jayvik #subbottomvikweek! (Day 5: bodily fluids ☔️)
Digital pencil illustration drawn by fib & jack. jack has drawn viktor, who is sitting nude in jayce’s lap with his legs spread and is grabbing jayce’s upper arm. fib has drawn jayce, who has his head pressed to the back of viktor’s shoulder, with one hand planted on the bed and the other reaching in front his partner, 2 fingers deep in him. jayce is saying “that’s it, v… let it all out.” viktor is squirting quite an impressive stream of liquid and is looking down with his mouth hanging open, drooling a little. there is a little heart between their heads
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
// cw medical The only logical way to pass time in the hospital is to draw hospital-themed yaoi
wip digital sketch of viktor in a hospital bed with his hand on the railing, looking up at jayce who is standing beside the bed with his hand on viktor’s. They are looking at each other and blushing
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I can always count on @rumrumaart.bsky.social to remind me who I am
screenshot of discord message from rum saying "u got that dog in you lmfao" in all caps with a brainrot inducing image of a golden retriever puppy edited to look like his brain is being injected with mercury, a plane leaving a chemtrail of aluminum is flying into his head, a hand is offering him a cup of fluoride, another hand is offering him a bottle of ritalin, and wifi waves are radiating at him
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Detectives. On. The. Scene. #discoelysium I am so so happy with how our costumes came together !! 🧡💚 ft. my wonderful friend as Harry :)
Photo of me & my friend dressed as kim kitsuragi & harry dubois respectively from disco elysium. I am standing up straight with my arms behind my back, and he is doing a finger gun at the camera while wearing The Expression. He is missing one shoe. There are heart and star doodles which cover parts of our faces The same photo as before, except i am now doing finger guns at the camera as well
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
ok this is all ive got
low effort sketch of snufkin saying “chiikawa i think we’re gonna have to kill this guy” to chiikawa who is sweating
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Really stoked to discover that I could hang upside down on the monkey bar. swing? While my friends argued about whether testosterone is “hulk juice”
picture of me hanging upside down by my legs on a monkey bar with my arms dangling down à la mussolini on a playground. My boots are horrendously dirty. My friend is sitting on the swing next to me. Our faces are censored with flower & star doodles
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Risk factors & preventative measures…
Ad that says “how to tell if a guy likes you - 5 signs to learn. Learn to identify the common signs that a guy is interested in you today. Causes & risk factors. Interesting facts. Preventative measures. Signs & symptoms”
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Do you guys ever just
2 panel comic of guy driving a car. In the first panel the guy has a thought bubble above his head that reads “random horny thought.” In the second panel he says “not right now buddy” as his dick has now fwooshed obviously upright and has a funny lil face
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
HELLO
usagi reclining with a rose in his mouth
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Kim costume prototype lol I have a lot of work to do on the jacket 💀
Pic of me wearing a half baked Kim Kitsuragi cosplay, the orange jacket is very big & has patches safety pinned on
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
HE IS SO SOFT
picture of me grabbing chiikawa plush with a very strong grip causing his face to squish in
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
CHIIKAWA
a pic of a small chiikawa plush wrapped in plastic with a hastily torn open package on the table
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Thank you @tattered.bsky.social for the suggestion & @paprikalady.bsky.social for the og post :3
post by @paprikalady of the real version of this outfit with the caption "draw your OC in this"
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I will continue to make Viktor my dress-up doll like it's my job 🎀#viktorarcane
Digital illustration of viktor wearing a black lingerie set with short puffy sleeves, a low-cut neck, and ribbon criss-crossing over his chest. The ribbon is tied in a bow around his neck. The top is tied to a very scant thong jockstrap sort of garment to cradle his peepee. He is wearing frilly white socks and chunky Mary Jane heels. His cane has a black ribbon tied around it. He is standing confidently with one arm on his waist and is looking coyly at the viewer. The same illustration in cooler colors.
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
He is me and I am him
screenshot of an episode of chiikawa showing the 3 main characters standing in a field with hachiware the cat saying "i have no idea what's going on" 3 main characters of chiikawa in the form of tiny dolls standing together in tall grass while the hachiware doll says "even if i cry, the tears won't come out"
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I solemnly swear
screenshot of a tiktok showing a person looking at the camera with the text "we have to get more sexy we have to get more gay we have to get more chinese" superimposed
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
when the hell would I wear this? shh... that’s not important
Screenshot of a person wearing a xi gua/watermelon-themed hanfu set with green striped pants, red jacket and tall hat.
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Jack Hoff @halflinghands.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
faunvik concept ૮ ˶ ' ᵕ ' ˶ ა
digital pencil sketch of viktor from arcane conceptualized as a mythical faun, he has floppy ears & antlers and his bangs are over one eye. He has 2 thin braids resting in front of his shoulders. he is seated with one leg folded beneath him and the other stretched out, with a support harness visible. he is holding a flower and looking hesitantly at the viewer.
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