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Halfling

@halfling.bsky.social
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TX • She/her • Chaotic Reblogger

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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: PoP! will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
✓
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
SOON.
Panic buying bottled water at HEB
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Second review, no violations. God knows I am not the only person reporting this death threat. Samer Jannoun, Michel Protti, Erin Egan, Mia Beinhorn... You should be as worried about the consequences and outcomes of your incompetencies as the queer community of Houston is worried for their safety.
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sleuthers gotta sleuth..
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Reason #73846 that I trust Meta about as much as I trust X. Maybe even less.. doesn't X take this sort of thing down?
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What a fine time to switch browsers. Heads-up if you are not yet affected by this.
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Might have found the original seller, but who really knows who makes anything these days:
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Got a new electrolyte vessel while waiting on PT! I wouldn't spend there aside from the long accumulated store credit and unbelievable luck, but look how pretty and serotonin generating:
Coffee chain strawberry glass cup already on ebay after launching yesterday. I should have bought two.
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Very Tempting..
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I mean.. that's a mine??
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Or three charts:
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Or two charts:
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Texas politics in one chart:
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
For the discourse..
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
smol.
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This is what I wake up to every morning. She starts chattering at me when she hears me get on my phone and scrambles up from the windowsill.
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This non-hypoallergenic stinkpot has been camping either on or directly next to my pillow #catunday
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Best Version
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Love the chaos.
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I mean it fits RIGHT, just maybe not for a family wedding. Which sucks because it is GORGEOUS. The photo doesn't do it justice.
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I have inherited the family turquoise jewelry (in exchange for locating the family turquoise jewelry)
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Lemon oil, greek seasoning, salt
A photo of asparagus being prepared on tin foil.
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Leveraging my circa 2010, couple dozen person, old place social reach:
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
They are sad looking but delicious
Dr pepper peep packaging. The peeps are basically white marshmallows crusted with dr pepper flavored sugar and taste better than I was expecting
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Neck brace got me like
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
AM I SO SECURE??? (noooo..)
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Oops. I might die tonight. But the curry was very good.
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
These Pinterest ads are getting wild..
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Things I could spend hours googling
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Not to erase this other condemnation..
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
There it is..
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
This is the coolest thing: it's a d12 pomodoro timer. I'm using it to pack five minutes on / five minutes off without side quests. Going to flood paint the numbers of the most frequently used times with iridescent color coded acrylics #adhd
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Ok Let's (Keep) Do(ing) This
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
White elephant gift. Cat pheromone spray and treats. Gym. Horchata and asada.
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Just wild.
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
My aunt's aunt died. Put up the tree. We ran out of warm white lights. The lights from the store were also cold lights in a warm box. The tree stays wonky for now. My sister cancelled on us. BBQ was pretty good. Cousins are still recovering from covid and won't be here til 23rd. Cat is adorable.
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
They are heating them with crypto!
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The amount of AI deployment on Pinterest is fascinating. They just announced that they are adding automated digital tv ad buys to their offerings. I swear it is listening to other apps. It's bad enough that my ads are entirely hot tubs rn thanks to my aunt's wifi lol
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I'm going to be half paranoid about this for a while..
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I swear this is not what my feed typically looks like
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
ASSBUTT. Help?
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
East Wing, 2025
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Satsuma Harvest 2025 (This is a little over half because spiders)
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Halfling @halfling.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Where else??
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