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@halfdiamondpick.bsky.social
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My name is Ozymandias, king of kings. Look on my works ye mighty, and take a picture. It'll last longer. || Girl, in spite of appearances. 🔞 ——— There's going to be occasional BDSM and Gross kink content here too, so be forewarned.

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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When people say "go piss girl", this is who they're talking about. I'm Piss Girl.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Outfit to a kink party on Saturday. I designed this custom choker with a bathroom sign on it for 3D printing. Thinking of putting the design up somewhere for download, like my other cosplay accessories. feat. @angelemi.bsky.social
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You have to be so nice to me, I'm trying to make injectable dildos!!! I've been in the lab, trying to figure out a way to make "anal jelly" real using different sugar polymers. Agar's been really promising so far! Just need a wider syringe. (Sorry that it looks like poop!) CW: anal gape, urine
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Was anal training the other night, and had the blue one in for 2 hours, and a friend demanded "proof", as well as a recording of when I size up between toys. Now I'm sharing with all of you!
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I've got a dungeon party coming up next month and I've made something to wear as part of my outfit.
Cheap vinyl choker with a unisex bathroom sign attached to it.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
CW: SOUNDING The working title for this one's "St. Sebastian". I was working on keying out the background to insert myself into like a cloister or something again, but then realized my carrot plushie is in the mirror in the latter half of the footage, so forget that! Black void!
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have to give it to them on this one, actually.
Dobby's grave is the funniest object in existence, and redirecting an infrastructure project to instead disturb a Bronze Age tomb just adds to its appeal.

Lived his entire life in slavery, freed for a few weeks by being given garbage, then has a dagger thrown into his back the first time he ever sees the outside world.

His dying words on a beach during low tide on an overcast day in Wales is "it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen" which is just about the most wretched image conceivable; and then to honor his miserable existence, people bring filthy used laundry to the filming location and dump it on the beach.

I would sooner dig that cable directly through the Sistine Chapel than lose the physical proof that God exists and hates one thing.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Vriska Serket shoving her feet in your face and ignoring you. Happy 8/8!!
Cosplay of Vriska Serket from Homestuck presenting her feet to the camera, resting above her shoes with socks pouring out the top of them, while she's out of focus looking the other way, probably watching TV. Well, what're you waiting for?Cosplay of Vriska Serket from Homestuck presenting her feet to the camera, resting above her shoes with socks pouring out the top of them, while she's out of focus looking the other way, probably watching TV. Well, what're you waiting for?
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Happy accident of shooting all that A2M stuff is the camera accidentally going off right as I gagged for real 'cause the top of the plug hit my uvula.
Cosplay of Vriska Serket from Homestuck going crosseyed while sucking on a toy. There's a spatter of drool on her throat and the top of her shirt.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This shoot was primarily for the balloon dog mounting one, though I decided to recreate Valavari's latest illustration of Vriska sucking on a plug after it's been in her butt. I had fun doing the poses, even if the photos work better individually, as opposed to sticking them together in a collage.
Cosplay of Vriska Serket from Homestuck sticking a plug up her butt and then drooling all over herself while sucking it clean. Gross!
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sorry I never posted anything for Bunny Day, my stomach was all tied up in knots.
Cosplay of Vriska Serket from Homestuck bent over with her butt in the air, being mounted by a balloon animal from behindm, while a bunch of other ones stand nearby waiting their turn.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Looking real hot! I don't know if it's a look you do often, but I made some hucow accessories for a shoot of my own a little while back, and you can make them yourself with a 3D printer, a regular printer, and some acrylic paint. mega.nz/file/lsgEDZz... If you're into that kind of thing.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
(Yes, but her pussy's too tight for me to fit into.)
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What Can I Say It's Been A Slow Year: Highlights Vol. 6
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
And true color, if you're into that sort of thing.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hey girl, what's the dangle of your gangle? Fell in love with that TADC drawing Eromamgasemsei made, and decided I had to recreate it IRL. (They only sell ribbon in 15 feet lengths at Michael's, so I had to compromise on a half-finished tortoiseshell tie, but happy with the result!)
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I'm really glad I have a paper shredder. I can't throw this shit into my recycling,,,,
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What would the daily recommended values of certain kinks be? That could be a fun image macro for people to make their own. Having my Bebe multivitamin, it’s considered a good source of people who are so horny they look damp.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
$67 for 6 items, and... $54 for shipping. It sucks shit buying anything from the US... I'm still pretty tempted 'cause Oxballs stuff is so hot...
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"Excuse me madame, can I smell your pussy?" "Absolutely not!" "Oh, my apologies, that must be your feet, then." A classic joke, but if you asked a girl that today she'd have said yes the first time, and then where would you be? Maybe that's what Rainn Wilson meant by you can't do comedy anymore.
Harlequin clown girl presenting her foot to the viewer, spreading her two smallest toes to allow you a spot to rest your poor, tired nose.

She'd been out walking in the Pride parade and hanging out at the nightclub all night, so they're going to be a little stuffy!!
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Just some clandestine crotch shot I took at a club last night. Clowndestine.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Walking around a Pride festival today with my friend @angelemi.bsky.social
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Post a picture you took to add some calm to the timeline
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
And who wouldn't, right?
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It actually feels So Good to take latex off when you're like 100 degrees overheated.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I didn't want to wash that makeup look off after, so I decided to try a little something something with more gold.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Admittedly, I don't really love any of these ones, so you're getting them all in one big batch! I'll work on getting the catsuit repaired in the meantime, but this is the last latex one for a while 😪
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Oh yes, absolutely! It's constantly trying to push itself off of me. You might like a belt for it. I designed this one I haven't shown off in a photoshoot yet for that purpose. If you get some chain off AliExpress and use gold lamé strategically, you can make it a comfortable wear!
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Naturally, first thing I did was check if it really does do that thing where it just pours out of you. Yeah, it sure does!! I live somewhere with no AC, so I'll probably have to remember to just turn the temperature way down when I know I'm gonna be putting on latex.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Finally got some latex that fits me! Bit of a shame that this happened to the toe socks, but they were from AliExpress and only like $20. Thinking of cutting the front off all the toes so that I can still show off the peets, what do you think?
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Some thoughts on Slay the Princess, Black Tabby's visual novel game they made between chapters of Scarlet Hollow. store.steampowered.com/app/1989270/...
Decided to be finished with Slay the Princess. It's a really beautiful work of art, and I implore you to play it.

Terrific vocal performances both, made all the more impactful by great choral music.

It's hard to come away from it not in a philosophical mood.

Without wanting to spoil much (though I don't think it subtracts from the work, as you'll come to realize), there are certain works that I've always felt it's appropriate to commit to choices and live without knowing the alternative outcomes— you don't reload to find out how Kim survives the tribunal, if Bea's route was 'better' than Gregg's, or if resurrecting Liv causes her to repent.Slay the Princess is not that way, because it encourages and invites you to do it over and over again. The conceit of the game is to go back and try every route, looking for different ways to 'end' the story, while each narrative thread has its own conclusions that ultimately have no impact on the "ending" outside those specific threads.

There are a bunch of different ultimate "endings", but none of them is complete and wholly satisfying, in the same way that no ending you're going to get to in this life may necessarily be.

The Indian belief of eternal recurrence has it that you'll be reincarnated again and again to this life until you discover enlightenment, awakening to your true reality as the buddha, brahman, unfettered, etc. I don't think it's possible for You to become enlightened, in as much as it's a condition outside point of view. So long as you identify with a You, a subjective, objective frame of reference, you're soteriologically stunted. You're trying to think your way out of a paper bag. Sorry Billy, no way to escape this!

There's a phrase in the Tao Te Ching, that goes "the way that can be spoken is not the true way", which I have always taken in isolation to mean "understanding comes before subjectivity", in the sense of you can't just be told the right combination of words to become enlightened. There's no string of characters so expertly strung together that instill a belief in God.There's a kind of qualia in the choices you make throughout Slay the Princess, especially on second and later goes around, that are inexpressible in that same way.

As the game's opening crawl says, "this is a love story". I think it's very possible to pick every "violent" option in every single scenario, and still consider that a kind of reverence towards the eponymous princess, in a kind of dharmic sense.

If you've got friends that're kind of philosophically minded, you'd absolutely benefit frrom playing it streamed to them!
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
N-no,,,,
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
They're calling her "Circles Half-Diamond". First try, and second try, and then everything after that was a mess.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
She's right, I don't deserve pussy. What the fuck is this word? This isn't real. I've never experienced having to look up a word after getting it in before. This is baby speak.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
On one positive note, this gold nail polish is a lot closer to the makeup I did last year; so whenever I do it, I'll have that more on point.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Does anyone have experience with that reflective gold tape? I made a test bikini bra out of it, and I think I could enjoy the look in theory, but it was like 90 minutes of work to make this little— and that's while indoors, let alone outside where you're dealing with wind.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
"Dinner"
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Struggling to think of characters you might've both heard of, and who fit your niche in terms of liked characters; giving up and going with Cybersix.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
As a lesson for next time, they're too deer-like in shape, and I should cut the brown part off the root, because they're too far out horizontally, and I'd only painted it that color to camouflage it better into my hair.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Making some cow ears just to finish off that look. Cut out the basic shape in crafting foam, glue them around a chapstick for the root of the ear, add in softer fabric for texture, glue down wire (folded over itself for a wider surface area) then attach to a headband and airbrush.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Pretty much the only view of the full outfit. It's a little disorganized but I felt cute!!
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'd be lying if I said I hadn't been envious of that insanely hot Homestuck cosplayer blowing up this week. Got to turn those negative emotions into productive dressup!
Cosplay of Kanaya Maryam from HomestuckCosplay of Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This whole shoot was to promote the release of these .STL files for 3D printing your own livestock ear tag (and big honking cattle nosering) mega.nz/file/lsgEDZz... Human Livestock Tag + Nose Ring Instructions, .STL files, and a .PSD for making your own barcode etc. included.
Girl in a cowkini bending toward the viewer with a sultry look in her eyes, a large gold ring in her nose, and a livestock ear tag on display.
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Half-Diamond Pick @halfdiamondpick.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
These nipple suckers left suuuuch good bruises. My chest is really sore (in a good kind of way) several days after now.
Girl in a cowkini with a big livestock nose ring and ear tag, wearing nipple suckers and looking pouty. Still erect, though.Closeup of a really bruised nipple, from a toy pumping them.
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