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Nell

@halfcrayzay.bsky.social
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The OG '88 rich auntie. HR Business Partner at day, multifaceted woman at all times. Decent storyteller sharing gems on adulting struggles. Et Française.

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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
The perks of being French working at a US company is that Monday is going to be supa dupa quiet 😌
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
@caribbeanbandit.bsky.social 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Y'all still here? What'd I miss?
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Y'all just don't like peace, do you?
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I left y'all unattended for 3 weeks. Only 3 weeks!
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Gems 💎 @reflectivegem.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I’m “pay extra for convenience” years old.
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Chillin on my ancestors' land
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
They onto something, let em cook
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
This the one!
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Y'all be crackin me up now look?!
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
A what kink?? So it's not just Nick Cannon and I'm learning about this only now?
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Amen 😌
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
If I like it imma say it 🗣
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NuNu 💙 @boogtheethereal.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Let's keep the ✨ positive ✨ energy✨ from yesterday going! Can we get a smiling thread of 🫵🏾 you showing us what “black is beautiful” look like!🤎🖤✨ (I’ll start) #BlackIsBeautiful #BHM #Blacksky
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POSUTtRUmp 100% parody of Piece Of Shit Ultimate Traitor @posuttrump.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Mayo sapiens, the unseasoned…
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Relly XXL 🥂 @rellmidnight.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Nikes first Superbowl commercial in 27 years. What a way to pop back out 🔥
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
“The revolution's about to be televised, you picked the right time but the wrong guy.” Kendrick Scott-Heron
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💫 @kennygrxxve.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Her: Go lock the door Me:
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I still need my Alright
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Why bring out Serena? Petty ass 😭😭😭
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Somebody go check on Aubrey 😭
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Go awfffff Kendrick!
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Derrick ♎ 🟧 🟦#BLM 🏳️‍🌈 @spawn03.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This Super Bowl Sunday, here's a reminder of what real courage looks like.
Colin Kaepernick taking a knee.
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Bro forgot to add #betweentheskeets
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Kim had me in a chokehold
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Eggzackly. Oh fruit? Same yeah
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Hold on. Who got a deadbeat parent and how did it affect you growing up? #blacksky
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Depends on what you done. But mostly 1.5 really
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I blame you @chefcarlito.bsky.social I cannot un-big my back this way (but that thang slaps)
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Why am I so dedicated to my diet again?
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Mashed potatoes, brocoli and chicken breast?
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Generosa
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Just peeped the weather forecast at my next destination. Ooh imma have enough skin out for the Lord to witness His own craft 🙂‍↕️ Amen
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⚜️Henny'n Apple Juice⚜️ @bhenny504.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Yes. I voted for them to represent me. That includes running a fade if needded
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Mesmerizing 🥹
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
🗣 Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Yes. 14 e's.
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DJ 😈 The Skeetceror Supreme😈 @dj2raw.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
It’s giving white victimhood, false martyrdom, and very corny And on top of that he looks old and beat down. Good.
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
@venuseaux.bsky.social who dis? 😂😂
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I can hear my bed calling my name...
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Lord please, help him see the light right in front of him
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Nell @halfcrayzay.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Have you ever been coerce-gasmed into saying "I love you"?
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