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ElefantJuicr

@halfcockjack.bsky.social
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Love is the drug

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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vibing round the cooking pot to this, time to pour a glass while it simmers, lovely mix, cheers!
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tyvm!
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
While I have some nostalgia for the cool old Frazzles packet, the dimensions on this are da Vincian.
The #triangular resting state to which all crisp packets aspire.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Luckily, seeming slightly suspicious is it natural state I put constant effort into hiding. This is going to be a holiday for me.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Leeds for my birthweek? Ooh! Now, if I could cause her to spy this account... #ideas
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is everything OK babs?
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Curry and pints Ted?
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Went Bradders way
An intricate carpet of flowers (marigolds in fantastical shades) in front of the Police museum? I need to visit that next time! A fine gothic building. All enhanced by multi colour light projections.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His nickname's the stool.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone on here made it playable in browser phoboslab.org/wipegame/
phoboslab.org
wipEout
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The ants look like really tiny ants
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We look like ants from up there
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lovely box from Peter Nyssen arrived today 🌱 This weekend I will be mostly dibbing oles. C U next equinox 🌷 🌞 🌛
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 24/09/2026
DVDs aren't low-tech. They're just things you can actually own, that won't disappear overnight, that don't require a monthly subscription, that won't suddenly get reedited, that won't start putting adverts in the middle and that won't sell your data to the worst people in the world.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
White balaclava gang
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tagging tracks for immediate re-listen 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 10 All of them. #Layers Incredible production, big up 7L, big up CZARFACE!
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🔞nsfw
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dunno bout you but I'm doin absolutely fantastic
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
HMS cockblock hoves into view
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A heart sigil carved into the stone of the old harbour St Martin de re
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
music.youtube.com/watch?v=pni_...
music.youtube.com
Hook
YouTube video by Blues Traveler - Topic
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
*it's
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Although it is funny when there balls catch on fire
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just need to survive long enough for #faithnomore to release #Leeds #UK dates.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Saw you liked the meme about robots doing the work and humans doing the art. Well come on, join the dots.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yeah nice one, I could shoot it horse out of a cannon and it would go faster than this shitty Model T
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You're all wrong idiots, robots are cool as shit.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
image
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The more you know
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mrs Arden. After a loud after-dinner belch, we beg of her "Pardon Mrs. Arden".
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
gcse adaptation of I wish I'd looked after me teeth, your time is now. Accepting bids for the screenplay.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Funny either way but, help me out, a misunderstanding or the French sense of humour?
Beans. What for baking presumably.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Met great Argie folk surfing in SA. Fuck every single other one until I meet them too
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#thefooty #sakes
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Meat and drink
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The hand of god is a footnote. Are you from one of these weird arriviste cultures popping up after a quarter century?
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Essentially having two Sundays at ours; early cooked breakfast, gardening, half bottle of Chinon, GP, prepping brisket, 4 hour siesta. Sunday 2; roast brunch, finish chores,half this other Chinon I've been saving. England, ingerland, ingeerrlaaaand, sleep of the just.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
More than a pony i'da thought.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I asked the computer what your alts are
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Your humanity being conditional is bad.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Then you have zero humanity.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Have you tried being a normal guy that accepts other people are different?
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Searched that. No hbu?
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You've made an outrageous claim. I called you out on it and you've begun attacking my character. Is there a name for that Mr literary?
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Love is often abstract yes, advise further learning. To call tolerance schiz is insane cuz. Orwell? Pissant.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Your hateful philosophies are defeated over and over.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I tried to go in the kitchen and the Mrs yelled go away! Don't come back until I say! This is my reality. Love wins.
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Have you tried to do anything about that problem?
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Do you actually have a brain or is your head just full of shit?
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ElefantJuicr @halfcockjack.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Yeah, it's true, drummers are the best of us.
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