Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 22/04/2025It's time for Paul Heyman to start dressing like Rollins. #wwe #wweraw 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 21/04/2025How much does it cost to get a #wrestlemania match where I get to hit all the moves that I can do and the announcers have to talk real nice about me? Is the training camp to learn all the moves included in the price? #fantasycamp #betterthanspacetho 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Technically, Penta Lucha has half the Wrestlemania experience that his brother Rey Fenix-Lucha has. #wrestlemania 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Iyo, Bianca & Rhea delivering the match of the night so far. #wrestlemania 010 1
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I appreciate Bianca working the boos even though she's right about Rhea. You either retire a babyface or work long enough to brother brother brother. #wrestlemania 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 21/04/2025A long shot, but I'll kick myself if I don't say it and it actually comes to pass: Finn & Liv. I think this has got to end with the two of them together, hate doinking in kayfabe. Finn helped Liv take Judgment Day, Dominik, & the title from Rhea. That's all done now. #Wrestlemania 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Do you think Undertaker ends all of his one man shows with his fist dramatically in the air like Judd Nelson at the end of The Breakfast Club? #wwe #wweSmackdown 100 1
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I always hear the crowd as chanting "SEE THEM, PUNK!" #wwe #wweSmackdown 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I'm just going to say it: I don't care for the Undertaker. #wwe #wweraw 010 1
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Real American Beer really sent Hogan a green screen and ring lamp to film his commercials at home. 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Kate Bush could have jumped in AT ANY TIME! #wwe #wweraw 020 2
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I'm gonna form a Mexican death metal band called Gunthero. #wweraw #wwe 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Will Temu Porn Stache work an ambulance match with Travis Scott? #wweraw #wwe 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Lucha Master: With this you will wield unimaginable power. #wweraw #wwe Gable: 041 4
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Ludwig Kaiser here to announce that he's taking over his father's ski chatteau and firing the rag tag group of ski instructors who party too much. #wwe #wweRaw 130 3
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 02/03/2025By the power of Atlanta! #wwe #EliminationChamber #wweChamber 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Me still thinking bout that tree #wwe #wweChamber #EliminationChamber 020 2
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Dwayne Johnson got hopped up on Thetans and became The Final Boss: a combination of Mr. McMahon and Hollywood Hogan who is also Heihachi Mishima from Tekken. #wwe #wweChamber #EliminationChamber 110 1
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Rock here to talk forbidden donuts. #wwe #wweChamber #EliminationChamber 010 1
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 02/03/2025WWE avoiding Drake like they avoided David Arquette holding a “FORNER WCW CHAMP" sign during the Invasion. #wweChamber #wwe #EliminationChamber 010 1
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Are we not ending on the men's Chamber because The Rock needs his Thetans clear for Xenu? #wweChamber #wwe #EliminationChamber #scientology 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Everytime that I hear KO's theme, I expect to hear the *plink!* in this Helmet song between riffs. #wweChamber #EliminationChamber #wwe youtu.be/YhTffL5-9d4?...youtu.beHelmet & House Of Pain - Just Another Victim (Judgment Night Soundtrack) Lyrics on screenYouTube video by R.P.C. Lyric Videos 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 02/03/2025The Rock is a secret Scientologist. I have no proof and I will take no questions. #wwe #EliminationChamber 140 4
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 02/03/2025I wouldn't be mad at a three way with Iyo, but Rhea and Bianca one on one at WM has been the dream since before Rhea had short blonde hair. #EliminationChamber #wwe 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Bai Ling has been eliminated. #EliminationChamber #wwe 010 1
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 02/03/2025They should call it Torontario. #EliminationChamber #wwe 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Will this be the week that GUNTHER finally says "yeet?" #wwe #wweraw 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Jey Uso is the perfect Wrestlemania opponent for Gunther. It will be a classic underdog story, and Gunther will make the crowd believe that Jey can make happen. And then Gunther will beat him. #wwe #royalrumble 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Match sponsored by the new Ke Huy Quan movie because Gargano was a Goonie and Alex Shelley is a multiversal being. #wwe #smackdown #wweSmackdown 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Michin is wild for naming a move the Long Back Attack, but that needs to be a finisher. It's just bone on bone contact. #wwe #smackdown #wweSmackdown 020 2
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 01/02/2025LA Knight thinks he's funny because the waitress laughs at his jokes. #wwe #wweSmackdown #smackdown 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Tonight's show has me thinking about Rey / Penta and Rollins / Roman. #wweraw 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Merrick Garland is running the special investigation into who attacked Jade Cargill. #wweraw 021 2
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I appreciate how Atlanta wrote its name on the side of the arena. Chattahoochie would never. #wweraw #wwe #atliens #polarbeartoenail 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Showing the hard cam side is such a pro wrestling flex. #wweraw 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Xavier Woods is absolutely going to do a Waiting For Guffman tonight. #wweraw 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Logan Paul has new entrance music. I didn't know that douches made a sound. That's actually very frightening. #wweraw 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Lilly & Garcia, but Garcia not here. As usual. #snme 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Could whoever has the controller for Jacob Fatu please hit a different button? Your X will wear out. #snme 010 1
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Shawn Michaels didn't stretch for ten minutes to do his signature pose JUST TO HEAR YOU TALK #snme 110 1
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Watching women in the crowd react to Rhea Ripley is one of my favorite things in wrestling right now. #wwe #wwesnme #snme 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Sonya Deville is a tremendous fan of the legendary Lou Thesz. She's a proud Lou Thesz-bian. #wwe #wweraw 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Nia Jax's favorite 90's band is Hole. #wwe #wweraw 010 1
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Sami is in an even smaller group: guys who wanted to be wrestlers, became wrestlers, got into WWE, broke into the upper echelon of WWE, and who are also ginger. It's just him a Sheamus. #wwe #wweraw 020 2
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Town in Greece? CRETE Make it not cold? HEAT What does Derrik Jeter do? JETE #wwe #wweraw #uceswithpapooses 000 0
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Jey Uso's fire mode promo style is great. When his voice starts to crack like Mick Foley or Kendrick, he's cookin. #wwe #wweraw 010 1
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Valor Eats Corn From The Inside Out. It's a sight to behold! #wweraw #wwe 110 1
Hal Douken @haldouken.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Sami wins with a blue thunder bomb. Simon Miller in shambles. #wweraw #goldenup 101 1
