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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist

@halcyon42.bsky.social
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All I can promise is arbitrary weirdness. But also probably lots more ponies than average. An officially certified Vibesologist AND Vibesonomist. (The certificate has the good sparkly glue, that's how you know it's legit.)

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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And yet it did not pass 50% in polling until 1994. Crazy how both things can be true at once!
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That was the point of the OP!
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I apologize, but:
Xayah and her emotional support himbo Rakan from League of Legends.
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's so beautiful from the peak of the mountain.
A graph of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Eyyyyyyyy got my favorite out of a pack, yay me!
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
God damn it Propter.
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It is an option in Strive!
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Well, since you asked so nicely.
A cartoon. The first panel is a person with a plate of food saying "I would love it if you heated this food evenly." The second panel is a picture of a microwave saying "I would love it if you respected my creative process."
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
It gives me this specific error (picture). (I'm using the Vivaldi chromium browser on my desktop, no idea if maybe it just hates that, no big deal if it doesn't want to work.)
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
This is the best CS:Go review I've ever seen.
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Checking in to see how this accountability is coming along. Sharing this as my bit of accountability and participatory democracy, as I was told to do. Sure, she told obvious lies, but in a "steely and unflinching" way. Anyway "substance matters" or some shit.
Screenshot of a NYT Headline: "White House Press Secretary Makes Steely and Unflinching Debut"
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Got a new thing and I'm excited about it!
A T16 Haute42 leverless game pad, with pink LEDs in the buttons.
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Last one. Here we go!
White text on a black background, from Majora's Mask.  "Dawn of The Final Day - 24 Hours Remain"
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Yay! Cat pictures! Even if Ember is feeling shy tonight.
Adorable orange fuzzy cat, hiding under a table.
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Ok but I *do* really want to read it now on the hope that the bit after the ellipses is "were eaten by sharks."
nytimes preview text.  "The Endless Downfall of a crypto power couple.  Ryan Salame, an FTX executive, and Michelle Bond, a crypto policy advocate, were once a Washington power couple. Now they both" ...
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
Sure, absolutely.
A picture of Handsome Jack
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
@shorterpearson.bsky.social A few years ago, you posted this, and I still think about it all the time, and I wanted to say thank you once again for that (and for introducing me to Freefall). Especially on days like today.
Panels from the webcomic Freefall.  The relevant text is "That's because you think of hope as something light and fragile.  My version of hope has calluses and dirt under the fingernails and isn't past bringing brass knuckles to a fight."
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
As a premier internet knower of things, I can assure you that is a Floofy Yeah, or possibly a Chonk Yeah. (I'm sure you've seen this a zillion times, but I made me laugh, and I love your wonderful floofy shelter boy.)
A post asserting that there are three breeds of cat: Chonk, Goblin, and Yeah that looks like a cat, with a reply saying there are three subcategories: Floof, Naked, and Normal.  Below that is a chart with the 9 total possibilities.
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
The 4 stages of eating cheese:
1. Eating cheese.
2. Still eating cheese.
3. Ate too much cheese.
4. Bit more cheese.
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 18/05/2024
Signs point to yes!
A google "AI" search result that tells you to clean a washing machine using chlorine bleach and white vinegar.  Do not do this, it will make chlorine gas which will kill you.
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Update: Good job, you absolute dork-ass losers.
A message from Super Earth command in congratulations of how fast the Helldivers killed 2 billion bugs.
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
Command: We need you to kill 2 billion bugs. We realize this is a lot, so we're giving you 6 days. Helldivers: An afternoon seems generous, honestly. We're gonna squeeze so much democracy juice out of those bugs.
A screenshot of the current major orders from Helldivers 2.  It requires killing 2 billion bugs, and has 5 days and 13 hours remaining.  The bar shows it's already more than 88% finished in less than half a day.
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Uh, while I appreciate @golikehellmachine.bsky.social 's input, this is not exactly the bluesky experience I was expecting.
The same post from Golikehellmachine, repeating forever on my Bluesky feed.
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
I love weird mystery flavor things! Not quite as good as last year's, but still pretty good. Also it's just a good color scheme, love the can.
A can of 2023 Mystery Flavor Mountain Dew Voo Dew.
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Halcyon, Certified Vibesologist @halcyon42.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Clearly me.
A clip from the giant stupid list that says "Obfuscation, Lies, Resentment"
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