Reposted by HALCYANDAZEHALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 22/06/2023⚠️ CW // blood, gore ⚠️ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ, ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ, ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ ᴀᴡᴀʏ. 1497
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 30/09/2026my bike got stolen back in college when I was living in new orleans and they didn’t do shit either so can’t be too surprised I had to do all this myself and risk my physical safety (at least I got the bikes back this time tho, last one was gone gone) 010
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 30/09/2026I’m exhausted, I’m sunburnt, I’m dehydrated, I been needing to piss for hours, and now I’m paranoid as all shit, cool and good 020
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 30/09/2026no thanks to the cops either, me and the neighbor had to chase down both my partner and I’s bikes for hours cuz the cops refused to help, big surprise I’m more competent on day five of insomnia than the entire city police, lol 140
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 30/09/2026made sure I wasn’t followed either, but yeah us and the neighbors are gonna fight the landlord on this cuz apparently the garage being easy to break into is not new and has happened multiple times already with no fixes to locks or security cameras installed tldr: all cops and landlords are bastards 160
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 30/09/2026stolen bike update: I got it back, thief was staring me down from their front porch as he watched me take it back, made my presence loud and known as I took it back, thankfully bike is still in one piece and functions but my locks and accessories are all gone, $500 bucks gone but hey I wasn’t shot 2100
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 30/09/2026because my bike is still currently on the move the cops refuse to help so legit in the car and hunting these motherfuckers myself if I don’t post an update assume I’m in the hospital or dead over a stupid fucking bicycle 130
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 30/09/2026and I definitely don’t have a spare $2k to replace the damn thing if I’m this desperate for a new shitty retail job I don’t even want to 030
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 30/09/2026it’s not like I needed that bike to get to a very important job interview tomorrow and would need it to commute to work or anything 130
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 30/09/2026what a great way to wake up, someone broke into our garage and stole my ebike, wonderful 160
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 24/09/2026dude I’m so exhausted all the time again this blows I’d kill to have my trazodone rx back it’s the only thing that ever worked semi consistently in my entire life, ughhh 041
Reposted by HALCYANDAZEHALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 26/06/2023⚠️ CW // blood, gore ⚠️ BODY MARKET 67610
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 19/09/2026nothing makes me feel more loved than my partner buying me various freeze dried fruits from the grocery as a surprise snack <3 050
Reposted by HALCYANDAZEHALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 08/03/2025manifesting this <3 #shitpost #ocs #originalcharacter 1498
Reposted by HALCYANDAZEHALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 09/09/2026:] only $1 a month for all finished art, sketches, and more in HQ + early WIPs thru discord (18+ only) and commission discount perks <3 www.patreon.com/HALCYANDAZE #art #wip 0112
Reposted by HALCYANDAZEHALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 09/09/2026 #art #furry #furryart #ocs #originalcharacter #shitpost 0303
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 09/09/2026:] only $1 a month for all finished art, sketches, and more in HQ + early WIPs thru discord (18+ only) and commission discount perks <3 www.patreon.com/HALCYANDAZE #art #wip 0112
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 09/09/2026 #art #furry #furryart #ocs #originalcharacter #shitpost 0303
Reposted by HALCYANDAZEHALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 30/03/2026just in fuckin case anyone needed a fuckin reminder, fuck genAI and fuck AI “”art””, lol <3 47221
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 08/09/2026or gemini, or claude, or grok, and degoogled my devices, fuck all that noise I draw my own shit and write for myself thank you very much genAI legit doesn’t offer anything of any value to me that I can’t already do myself so I’ll pass, lol 092
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 07/09/2026translated: “are you ready to do the work of 5 positions because we refuse to hire enough people cuz we are cheapskates that want to take advantage of you and fire you when you finally break and replace you with someone even more desperate cuz we refuse to raise wages and train?” 020
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 07/09/2026for real!! like dude, just accept my resume stop with this 200 question personality quiz on how much I’d suck your shareholder’s cocks, it’s like if you ain’t sacrificing your first born child for dollar general they laugh at you it’s demoralizing !!!! 110
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 07/09/2026yuppp, sounds like they’d also expect you to pick up every microsoft teams message at 3 am or they’d take it as a personal attack these guys are fuckin power tripping so hard it’s comical like sorry dude I wouldn’t die for my country and I ain’t dying for walmart either, fucking psychos 010
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 07/09/2026I literally had exactly this a couple weeks ago, listing said hybrid remote up to 40hr/wk, got up to 2nd round interview before they were like oops no it’s fully in person an hour away by car (don’t have a car) and is 40hr minimum and to expect 50+ lmfaooo waste of time 130
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 07/09/2026pleaaaaase I just need money to live I am not laying down my life for fucking stocking shelves for cheap plastic crap and fast fashion brother get rEAL 040
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 07/09/2026like bro I’m autistic with a panic disorder that sent me to the ER and have gone thru multiple full loss of reality psychotic breakdowns working these jobs but if I answer honestly I’ll be mega blacklisted to hell and back lmaoooo 150
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 07/09/2026I fucking looooove job applications that ask 50 questions like “do you love aggressive customers?” “can you work in a fast paced ever changing loud chaotic shithole environment nonstop?” “do you value our min wage bullshit over your personal life?” absolutely lying thru my teeth on all of em :’] 3101
Reposted by HALCYANDAZEHALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 05/07/2023THE MOST WANTED PERSON IN THE UNITED STATES 314525
Reposted by HALCYANDAZEHALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 07/07/2023YOU SPIN ME RIGHT 'ROUND (like a record, baby) #art 49218
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 05/09/2026born in houston, raised and lived in new orleans most my life, yeah that tracks I guess lmao 120
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 04/09/2026I just want to pay my bills and afford fuckin groceries, man 040
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 04/09/2026I am so deep in the pits of local part time job search hell that now I’m getting spam texts from obviously fake phone numbers offering obviously fake dropshipping recruitment scams cuz some job site sold my info, cool great thanks 150
Reposted by HALCYANDAZEHALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 03/09/2026expect a fuckton more draw overs of bonomo and nova in pop team epic bits cuz holy shit I forgot how funny these were to make 092
Reposted by HALCYANDAZEHALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 03/09/2026this draw over from the pop team epic anime has been my default desktop background for years now too actually lmfao 194
HALCYANDAZE @halcyandaze.art · 03/09/2026(these are two habanero variants and a friar’s hat!! I also got some bell pepper seeds I’m looking for a small pot to give a shot at sprouting too) 010