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Hal Cruttenden

@halcruttenden.bsky.social
6.3K followers 112 following 74 posts

Comedian and actor on tour in 2025!!!! I don’t have much time for work as my whole day is spent on social media, laughing and crying.

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Hal Cruttenden @halcruttenden.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
A mate from London popped in to see my Edinburgh show last night. #namedrop #SadiqKhan #MayorOfLondon
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Hal Cruttenden @halcruttenden.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Edinburgh Festival Announcement!!!! Come see me or see Oasis!!! Tickets at halcruttenden.com
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Hal Cruttenden @halcruttenden.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Edinburgh Festival Announcement!!!! Come see me or see Oasis!!! Tickets at halcruttenden.com
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Hal Cruttenden @halcruttenden.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
This is not a parody on Twitter. This really happened.
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Hal Cruttenden @halcruttenden.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy New Year Everyone!!! I mean it!!!!
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Hal Cruttenden @halcruttenden.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
New tour announcement! Move over Taylor Swift, Oasis and Paul McCartney! I’m back on the road in the autumn of 2025 and fully expect to be selling out stadiums by 2026. 😉 Tickets at halcruttenden.com Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It
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Hal Cruttenden @halcruttenden.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
It’s at times like these when you need your friends round you. The problem is that Mark lost a lot of his friends when he changed his opinions to become a right wing propagandist on GB News.
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Hal Cruttenden @halcruttenden.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Half price! The arsehole’s obviously not selling. Rejoice! 🤣😂
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Hal Cruttenden @halcruttenden.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’m going to be pushing a tour soon, so thought I’d remind everyone how popular I am….
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