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halcorley.bsky.social

@halcorley.bsky.social
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Writer. WGA(E). Dramatists Guild. I block pulchritudinous bots and crypto hustlers, and don't follow back dubious Go Fund Me cases, lottery winners, bothsidesist trolls.

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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 21h
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 23h
This remains the #1 issue in MAGA. Inexplicably, media accommodates it in every news cycle.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He wishes he could quit him. He can't. It's how he got where he is.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fury is coast to coast; why make this a story of blue state grievance instead of what it is: a failed president’s erratic descent into foreign policy madness? The normalization of a profoundly unprecedented taunt to attack American targets is as astonishing as it is utterly predictable.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't worry about that plague emerging in Russia, we have an expert in charge.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That moment a proud trad wife becomes a proud trad Murdochian mouthpiece.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Only a little off topic, but her performance as the brilliant, precocious Wendy in Ang Lee's "The Ice Storm," which should've earned her an Oscar Nomination, is a poignant prism on children of another era, latchkey and otherwise. I'd love to hear her speak about what the role taught her, then, now.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And very much to this point:
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They grin, they grab, they grift.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Among the memes that age well: this was 6 years ago.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I nominate this for The October Surprise.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The GOP is blaming Biden.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“A man should be able to hear, and to bear, the worst that could be said of him.” Saul Bellow
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Robert Frost wouldn't mind. Because it's truth, and he supported the truth.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes, it's so clear: when Republicans are in charge for 30 years, the results are decisive.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"So long as the deceit ran along quiet and monotonous, all of us let ourselves be deceived, abetting it unawares or maybe through cowardice." William Faulkner
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I flashed on a cinematic moment of comparable shock:
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And since we now know it was staged, here was the prologue:
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Without housing what it is...
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course, the dick from Utah, Mike Lee.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay, imagine this: another one of these merde-caked brownnosers woke up, got out of bed, looked in the mirror, and grinned: "I'm gonna go in there today and make sure nobody stops my man from taking a wrecking ball to that marble-ensconced woke festival. Just think of the points I'll score!"
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not a new meme, but never more relevant than a month out from midterms.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Senator Cory Booker at the Jack Smith hearing! Single most impressive and fact-based condemnation of this corrupt regime's sustained perfidy; blistering, impassioned, genuinely historic in its focus on Republican fealty to abject criminality. Awe. @booker.senate.gov, gratitude.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Nether on the Hill: she lives in Brigadoon's outer borough, and appears every four years in her own foul mist. Anyone still giving her serious attention should be ignored, shouted down, told to take a seat. No exceptions.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you didn't catch Blanche's performance with Raddatz this a.m., find it. He's moved onto right wing Howard Beale territory, filled with retaliatory venom, gone bug-eyed, snarling, and vicious. This "objective" legal eagle serving US citizens behaves like the MAGA ambulance chaser that he is.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
4) "By 10:40 p.m., just 2,425 people were watching. The channel has 3.18 million followers, so that's a measly .076 percent. It reached a new nadir at around 3.30 a.m. Eastern on Tuesday, with just 1,123 watching a rerun of a speech he gave alongside Britain's King Charles in Windsor a year ago."
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1) Wouldn't The Truman Show (1998) have been a better business model than Russian state television? Watching Natalie "The Human Printer" Harp sneak in before dawn and power up like C-3PO; seeing the First Lady eat her standard breakfast, poached egg, herbal tea, 2 Lexapros ...
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2) MI's Mike Rogers, pretending to be the party opposing war, promises gas and garnishes will get cheaper. In March, Rogers scolded a constituent, "We got plenty of oil. We're gonna be fine." These boys filming amid radicchio, broccolini, and fennel, morphing into cost-conscious consumer advocates?
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1) Ah, Republican fellas and their election season attention to pricey comestibles. Two MAGA glute smoochers feigning concern over grocery prices in different eras: in '22 Doc Oz, like some Cheever bon vivant, infamously expressed empathy for the average PA host serving crudité at cocktail fêtes...
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Midterm message: "Get richer faster or die sooner and get the f*ck out of our way." Remember COVID? Let granny die in assisted living so Karen and Chad can head to Olive Garden? A grifting regime that blew $38 billion on a consumer-strapping war brags about stripping health care to save $2 billion.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
4) Either way, he's the most impotent Secretary of State in US history. What record could he possibly plan to run on?
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
3) Rubio's non-participation in State's first tier functions is strategic for one of two reasons - because he's privately against the "conflict" and its grift; or protecting his small shapely feet for a sprint against the flabby-assed JD when we get around to replacing the Burger King in 2028.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2) ... Another title, after doing zip in his confirmed position. To remedy the last embarrassing 6 months in the Mideast, his boss sent the Scut Farkus and Grover Dill of shady real estate deals - Kushner and Witkoff - to do our (non) bidding...
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1) Remember this all but vanquished dude? Infamous for accepting an ill-fitting pair of Florsheims and squatting and pouting in the Oval while the kohl-eyed hillbilly humiliated Zelensky? His name resurfaces solely because he's been permanently designated National Security Advisor...
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember when she advised that we eat thus?
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Secretary of Agriculture said to enjoy this meal on the MAGA budget.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And yet, we're still being told by MAGA and the MAGA adjacent that Iran did this.
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halcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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